Holy Jesus!

10-23-2006, 06:13 PM

Quess he's not invincible after all. =(

Snow · 10-23-2006, 06:30 PM

Whoaaaaaaaaaa

NartFOpc · 10-23-2006, 07:10 PM

how did I fak'd web page?

God · 10-23-2006, 07:19 PM

Siriustar · 10-23-2006, 08:21 PM

I...

This...

lol@u

Drunken_Shinobi · 10-23-2006, 08:39 PM

Well...this is ironic and I'd like to see the outcome of this soon.

MrNaPaLm32 · 10-23-2006, 11:38 PM

its fake. congradulations, the idiot who made the thing was dumb enough to put chuck norris in the subdomain. haha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Article

(this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com

Sorry guys, chuck norris is alive and well.

Drunken_Shinobi · 10-23-2006, 11:50 PM

Hmm...well I'd still like to see how it might be like. But, it's fake unfortunatly, just click somewhere on the top and you'll find out.

10-24-2006, 12:37 AM

Oh well, the guy's in his seventies either way so I wouldn't be surprised.

10-24-2006, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunken_Shinobi

Hmm...well I'd still like to see how it might be like. But, it's fake unfortunatly, just click somewhere on the top and you'll find out.

Oh. A part of me was hoping It was true. I don't mean to wish death upon him, I just wanted the Chuck Norris jokes to come to an end.

Snow · 10-24-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ynot?

Oh. A part of me was hoping It was true. I don't mean to wish death upon him, I just wanted the Chuck Norris jokes to come to an end.

No one really cared about Stever Irwin as much until he died, imagine what's going to happen when Chuck Norris dies.

Natus Lumen · 10-24-2006, 06:22 PM

Chuck Norris won't die until he's at least 110. He's 66 years old and he's still kicking ass on freaking professionals one-third or less than his age. Unless he does something like that, of course.

But God are the Chuck Norris jokes getting old.

10-24-2006, 07:25 PM

Oh... he's sixty-six? Well, whatever, that's still old.

Drunken_Shinobi · 10-24-2006, 07:28 PM

Quite old but not 70 though. He's surely not going to live over 100 years old.

10-24-2006, 08:08 PM

Don't be so sure...

Firedove · 10-24-2006, 08:17 PM

internets

NartFOpc · 10-24-2006, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neverender.

Chuck Norris won't die until he's at least 110. He's 66 years old and he's still kicking ass on freaking professionals one-third or less than his age. Unless he does something like that, of course.
But God are the Chuck Norris jokes getting old.

Kicking ass? He's an actor for God's sake. He just knows some karate, he's not that fucking great.

10-24-2006, 10:14 PM

I would pay to see you challenge him to a fight.

Siriustar · 10-25-2006, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NartFOpc

Kicking ass? He's an actor for God's sake. He just knows some karate, he's not that fucking great.

He's actually a professional martial artist with a shitload of awards.

He's an 8th degree black belt.

Natus Lumen · 10-25-2006, 05:32 PM

And he appeared on TV or in movies over 100 times. Of course, the fact that most of those shows/movies sucked doesn't count. He's become sort of an icon/standing joke to America, like it or not.

Rabbit face · 10-26-2006, 01:34 PM

sho! i got such a fright!! i thought he was really dead!!

Axel · 10-27-2006, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by RazerMurdoch_SS

He's actually a professional martial artist with a shitload of awards.

He's an 8th degree black belt.

He's like nothing compared to Asian martial artists like Bruce Lee or Wong Fei Hong.

MrNaPaLm32 · 10-27-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lolitsaxel

He's like nothing compared to Asian martial artists like Bruce Lee or Wong Fei Hong.

I don't think Chuck Norris dedicated his LIFE to martial arts.

10-27-2006, 11:13 PM

Psh.. that's because he would blow them out of the water if he did.

Axel · 10-28-2006, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MrNaPaLm32

I don't think Chuck Norris dedicated his LIFE to martial arts.

8th dan blackbelt isn't dedicated?!

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Ynot? Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a Casino Cash: $	Holy Jesus! Quess he's not invincible after all. =(

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