Need...sleep (URGENT)

[diet poop]

I am an Insomniac, as some of you who live halfway across the globe for whom it is like, 8:00 may have noticed. I need sleep tonight, well, no more than any other night, but I realy wanna sleep tonight, for the people who are on...got any tips? Please?

[blackice]

melatonin pills usually work for me when i cant sleep

[diet poop]

i did some searching, and then I remembered that reading about lucid dreaming and doing lucid dreaming techniques often helps me to get to sleep, and I have lucid dreams, so Im killing 2 birds with one stone. If you are interested in the material it is here. http://brain.web-us.com/lucid/luciddreamingFAQ.htm Some of the techniques are kind of stupid (like the making yourself realy hungry) but alot of them actually work! (like reality checks and stuff) See you in my dreams!

Well, that was short-lived.

[diet poop]

its not over til im asleep, if Im not asleep in an hour i'll be coming back. If I'm not back in about an hour well...

Originally Posted by diet poop

I am an Insomniac, as some of you who live halfway across the globe for whom it is like, 8:00 may have noticed. I need sleep tonight, well, no more than any other night, but I realy wanna sleep tonight, for the people who are on...got any tips? Please?

Take Nyquil...or chloroform...or morphine.

does chloraform have any side effects, because it would make a great tazer

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!"

"ok, let me get my wallet"

*shoves wallet (and chloroform) into face*

*THUNK*

EDIT it does have side effect

"It is no longer used for several reasons: 1) it's toxic to the lungs and very irritating to the skin and respiratory tract lining 2) it's carcinogenic 3) we've got a lot better anesthetic agents now that are not so irritating and not carcinogenic."

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/A...oxicology.html

No...don't believe "professionals" who diss chloroform, the only side effect is that after you use it--you need to get more!



P.S. Chloroform is much better than Ether and with less harmful effects.

[diet poop]

WOOT! I got a good nights sleep for the first time in like 12 days! (If you don't consider the fact that I didn't actually get to sleep till like 3:30 AM)

[Led_Zeppelin]

Just hit yourself over the head with a pipe next time.

[diet poop]

Originally Posted by Led_Zeppelin

Just hit yourself over the head with a pipe next time.

I'll do that and tell you how it works out.

[Led_Zeppelin]

Hopefully you'll receive complete brain damage and won't have to tell me how it went.

[diet poop]

Originally Posted by diet poop

WOOT! I got a good nights sleep for the first time in like 12 days! (If you don't consider the fact that I didn't actually get to sleep till like 3:30 AM)

Who's method did you use? (and what was it)

[diet poop]

Originally Posted by diet poop

i did some searching, and then I remembered that reading about lucid dreaming and doing lucid dreaming techniques often helps me to get to sleep, and I have lucid dreams, so Im killing 2 birds with one stone. If you are interested in the material it is here. http://brain.web-us.com/lucid/luciddreamingFAQ.htm Some of the techniques are kind of stupid (like the making yourself realy hungry) but alot of them actually work! (like reality checks and stuff)

reading about lucid dreaming helps me sleep for some reason

[gwia]

if that helps you sleep go into my old science class

[diet poop]

Originally Posted by guess_who_i_am

if that helps you sleep go into my old science class

why? does it have to do with lucid dreaming? or is it because it's boring? I find lucid dreaming and lucid dreaming techniques facinating.,

Or you could just play Counter Strike: Source until you fall asleep.

Originally Posted by uber_jedi

No...don't believe "professionals" who diss chloroform, the only side effect is that after you use it--you need to get more!



P.S. Chloroform is much better than Ether and with less harmful effects.

didn't u read the the website... it causes cancer and vomiting...

[Led_Zeppelin]

Originally Posted by guess_who_i_am

if that helps you sleep go into my old science class

You don't even know what real science is. You're still in the "If you mix baking soda and vinegar together, you'll get a BIG surprise!" stage. Have fun when you get to physics, biology etc.

[blackice]

try reading rfcs. that'll put you to sleep farily quickly.

ive got a book called "yawn!"

it has a bunch of boring texts... like stain removal instructions

Originally Posted by CalculatorJunky

didn't u read the the website... it causes cancer and vomiting...

pff! That doesn't bother me.

[diet poop]

mmmmm...cancer and vomiting

[viper.gtsr]

Originally Posted by blackice

melatonin pills usually work for me when i cant sleep

Same with me.