Groucho Marx

Brain Licker · 01-01-2006, 06:14 PM

I know there are other comedians around that are as equal or better than Groucho Marx.

I really like his quotes. Some make you stop and think, others you understand straight away.
out of the list on the following site please reply with you favourite 'Marxism'

Grouch Marx Quotes

gwia · 01-01-2006, 06:23 PM

I only read a few up the top but my favourite was this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Ryu-Nacho · 01-01-2006, 09:10 PM

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." One of my favorite quotes period.

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Ouch.

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it." Hehehe...

"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy." I felt the burn from that one. >_<

"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." I got burned again. :\

Brain Licker · 01-01-2006, 09:26 PM

yep they r some great quotes

diet poop · 01-02-2006, 10:29 PM

Lawyer...or whatever: We're talking about dollars, Taxes!
Marx: I've got an uncle who lives in Dallas Texas!

Brain Licker · 01-02-2006, 10:33 PM

wot film was that in? sounds like something out of horse feathers

diet poop · 01-02-2006, 10:36 PM

i think its from duck soup, i dunno, i havent watched any Marx films in a while.

Brain Licker · 01-02-2006, 10:43 PM

same here. the word play is amazing. its a bit like monty python and the two ronnies with the word play but way before its time.

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01-01-2006, 09:10 PM	#3
Ryu-Nacho G-Monarch Local Time: 10:43 AM Local Date: 05-19-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A couple feet east of the center of the Earth. Age: 26 Posts: 4,708 Casino Cash: $2662	"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." One of my favorite quotes period. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Ouch. "I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it." Hehehe... "It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy." I felt the burn from that one. >_< "There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." I got burned again. :\

01-01-2006, 09:26 PM	#4
Brain Licker Part of Trump Corp. Tournaments Won: 1 Local Time: 04:43 PM Local Date: 05-19-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dundee, Scotland , home of GTA Age: 22 Posts: 583 Casino Cash: $101	yep they r some great quotes

01-02-2006, 10:29 PM	#5
diet poop I'm a unicorn! Tournaments Won: 1 Local Time: 11:43 AM Local Date: 05-19-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pittsblag, PA Age: 21 Posts: 4,944 Casino Cash: $4811	Lawyer...or whatever: We're talking about dollars, Taxes! Marx: I've got an uncle who lives in Dallas Texas!

01-02-2006, 10:33 PM	#6
Brain Licker Part of Trump Corp. Tournaments Won: 1 Local Time: 04:43 PM Local Date: 05-19-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dundee, Scotland , home of GTA Age: 22 Posts: 583 Casino Cash: $101	wot film was that in? sounds like something out of horse feathers

01-02-2006, 10:36 PM	#7
diet poop I'm a unicorn! Tournaments Won: 1 Local Time: 11:43 AM Local Date: 05-19-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pittsblag, PA Age: 21 Posts: 4,944 Casino Cash: $4811	i think its from duck soup, i dunno, i havent watched any Marx films in a while.

01-02-2006, 10:43 PM	#8
Brain Licker Part of Trump Corp. Tournaments Won: 1 Local Time: 04:43 PM Local Date: 05-19-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dundee, Scotland , home of GTA Age: 22 Posts: 583 Casino Cash: $101	same here. the word play is amazing. its a bit like monty python and the two ronnies with the word play but way before its time.


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