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Old 09-28-2005, 02:56 AM   #1
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Default rap battle

i know that there hasnt been 1 of these
rules: one person starts off by typing rap lyrics (much like in 8 mile but easier)
sum 1 try me?
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Old 09-28-2005, 07:42 AM   #2
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i know that there hasnt been 1 of these
rules: one person starts off by typing rap lyrics (much like in 8 mile but easier)
sum 1 try me?
you think you real slick w/ that weasel like smile,
but dont get cocky you need to pick up some style,
so i think it'd be smart to get outta my face,
i mean even viper g-t-s-r could put you in yo place.

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Old 09-28-2005, 04:14 PM   #3
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you think you real slick w/ that weasel like smile,
but dont get cocky you need to pick up some style,
so i think it'd be smart to get outta my face,
i mean even viper g-t-s-r could put you in yo place.


hoyl sh** thats prtty good
lmao!!
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Old 09-28-2005, 04:22 PM   #4
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stop being a rude boy all up in my face
you need to step back so i can get space
ill **** propa its just a fact
step outa line and yo. gunna get whacked.
init blood


sorry got a bit chavy then i dont do rap sorry!
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Old 09-28-2005, 04:45 PM   #5
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stop being a rude boy all up in my face
you need to step back so i can get space
ill **** propa its just a fact
step outa line and yo. gunna get whacked.
init blood


sorry got a bit chavy then i dont do rap sorry!

you say you dont do rap but ni*ga it's my life
dont turn ya back or you'll feel my knife,
your english is poor you even type w/ an accent,
but that's allright your just giving your two cents
but stay inside kid dont leave your room
as a matter of fact climb back in yo mommies womb
cuz gprime's a dangerous place, and itll be your doom

ahahhahahahha. damn i'm so funny.
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:21 PM   #6
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Ya c i walk around like i got and S on my chest that be that NEWMC peice cause im reppin ta death, I be tha XC and u all kno who i be, The only playa who can plant a penny and make a money tree, and at the same time pop a three, Aint nun realla den me, Drive driveta ya block at quater ta 3, silence rep u hood, when yo weapon should, so

Pop ya peice cause they bout ta beat **** startn, Bust a shot or u gonna get dropped homie, THENEWMC's on the street and u aint got nothin.

I roll up wit a mac, with a blue old jag, a soulja like that take ya straight to the track, no questions axed, ya car better be waxed , it really dunt matter when its got a clip fulla holes, u kno me i got the car fulla hoes, XC and Sha Woo got it on lock fo sho, Now ima bust one last cap u better run off to a lil city in N.O.

Pop ya peice cause they bout ta beat **** startn, Bust a shot or u gonna get dropped homie, THENEWMC's on the street and u aint got nothin.

U kno u aitn got nothin, so u better stopd frontin, and u kno u better start runnin cause u kno we gon be gunnin, we rockin that black on black oldschool new york yankees cap, u better cut ya crap and shtu ya yap or dem boyz from the DUB come and busta cap. Like my ghetto ass rucka cap, i got every flavor of DeW on tap, Cause no limits when u ridin wit da MC's cause we got the game on lock by blowin up ya streetz

Hmm. Looks like I win. What do I get?
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:01 PM   #7
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I am cool
You're a fool
SO DIE!!!!

I'm awesome at rap!


Yeah right....

You guys are good though!
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:02 PM   #8
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Ya c i walk around like i got and S on my chest that be that NEWMC peice cause im reppin ta death, I be tha XC and u all kno who i be, The only playa who can plant a penny and make a money tree, and at the same time pop a three, Aint nun realla den me, Drive driveta ya block at quater ta 3, silence rep u hood, when yo weapon should, so

Pop ya peice cause they bout ta beat **** startn, Bust a shot or u gonna get dropped homie, THENEWMC's on the street and u aint got nothin.

I roll up wit a mac, with a blue old jag, a soulja like that take ya straight to the track, no questions axed, ya car better be waxed , it really dunt matter when its got a clip fulla holes, u kno me i got the car fulla hoes, XC and Sha Woo got it on lock fo sho, Now ima bust one last cap u better run off to a lil city in N.O.

Pop ya peice cause they bout ta beat **** startn, Bust a shot or u gonna get dropped homie, THENEWMC's on the street and u aint got nothin.

U kno u aitn got nothin, so u better stopd frontin, and u kno u better start runnin cause u kno we gon be gunnin, we rockin that black on black oldschool new york yankees cap, u better cut ya crap and shtu ya yap or dem boyz from the DUB come and busta cap. Like my ghetto ass rucka cap, i got every flavor of DeW on tap, Cause no limits when u ridin wit da MC's cause we got the game on lock by blowin up ya streetz

Hmm. Looks like I win. What do I get?

so i didnt know we were rapping songs. i got ya

you got some decent rhymes this i must admit, but you aint go nothing here i'm the playa president. ya cars full of holes cuz i roll with my semi's, my ni*ga's roll wit me they always ready to get bizzy.

you say i aint go nothing, then you dissin yo girl, she's hanging on my di*k,
while her tongue does the swirl. cuz she know's i'm the king, the duke, the earl, i'm the vip, most valubale playa, while you sportin some wack title something like G AYMC. or maybe you reppin some other title like phd, a playa hata's degree.

you wondering what my weaknes is, my secrets, my flaws, something you can use to bring to my fall? i'll tell you this kid i'm impeccable to ya'll average mortals, my skin's a foot thick, you weak ass rhymes just roll of my di*k.

this game aint won, you just an amateur rapper, a kid reading jokes of a laffy taffy wrapper. you cant hang in tha big leagues, you cant roll with tha king, so get on the floor drop to yo knees and kiss my rings. cuz i spit fire, you blow smoke, this battle is over you just a joke.

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Old 09-28-2005, 06:03 PM   #9
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you say you dont do rap but ni*ga it's my life
dont turn ya back or you'll feel my knife,
your english is poor you even type w/ an accent,
but that's allright your just giving your two cents
but stay inside kid dont leave your room
as a matter of fact climb back in yo mommies womb
cuz gprime's a dangerous place, and itll be your doom

ahahhahahahha. damn i'm so funny.
Thats some D*MN good raping right thear.
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:17 PM   #10
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Son the only joke here is the one still trippin on tha dope. I'm the king ya see my name is spelled G-O-D, I take reppin to the highest degree (What?). You wish you had the key to tha streets, but all you got is your daddy's skeet all ova ya sheets. You better get down and start kissin mah ass cause i'll knock out your niga class.

You see I'm iced all ova to mah head to mah toe, but you just wiash you had a d*ck to grow. And thats real.

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Old 09-28-2005, 06:20 PM   #11
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Now everybody in the 202 throw your hands in the air cuz God is through.

Damn, I can't remember that rap from Scary Movie 3. Ah well.
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:36 PM   #12
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Son the only joke here is the one still trippin on tha dope. I'm the king ya see my name is spelled G-O-D, I take reppin to the highest degree (What?). You wish you had the key to tha streets, but all you got is your daddy's skeet all ova ya sheets. You better get down and start kissin mah ass cause i'll knock out your panzy class.

You see I'm iced all ova to mah head to mah toe, but you just wiash you had a d*ck to grow. And thats real.
daddy, is that yo sista's new nickname, cuz tha female side of yo kin have a way of making it to my bed, they drop to the floor naked while you holding my place as tha king of the streets. i see a perpetual battle blooming but it stops here, yo ass is just a blashphemer a small minded queer. so why you dissin God by using his name, get on yo knees and humble, hide yo face nig*a and realize yo rhymes is lame, you in shame, you think you can hang with the big kids, but son this aint no game. so take yo dolla general ice, it's starting to melt, i'll kick you to the curb nig*a i'm a black belt.

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Old 09-28-2005, 06:52 PM   #13
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You better stop taking it up the behind. You better stop jerkin' it or ull be blind. C'mon son I know it burns when ya pee, ya take your queer ass back to england and start drinkin' some tea. Face it cuz, you can't handle my rhymes. You git robbed when your countin' your dimes. Uh. I'm the masta of tha mike, better go home an start paying your dike.

We aren't so differnt you and I. Cept I don't talk about gettin it on with a guy.

I gota record deal, you can't afford a meal. I got dubs, you can't git inta clubs. I got ice, you can't afford tha price. I got hoes, you cost four dollors for blows.

(This is really fun. Don't you agree, my opponent?)
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Old 09-28-2005, 08:15 PM   #14
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I don't even bother reading these.
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:30 AM   #15
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Yall think you're cool, yall think you're pimp,
but all in all I think you're just a whimp.


ahh, who the hell am I kidding. I SUCK!
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Old 09-29-2005, 04:31 AM   #16
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Tell me do you see that Viper gtsr aint it sad
Living out a bag, but hes glad for the little things he has
And over there there's murderbydeath, crack got him crazy
Guess hes given some to a lady
I don't trip and let it fade me, from outta the frying pan
We jump into another form of slavery
Even now I keep discouraged
Wonder if they take it all back while I still keep the courage
I refuse to be a role model
I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottle
I make mistakes, I learn from everyone
And when its said and done
I bet this Brotha be a better one
If I'm upset, you don't stress
Never forget, that God hasn't finished with me yet
I feel his hand on my brain
When I write rhymes, I go blind, and let the lord do his thang
But am I less holy
Cuz I choose to insult people that don’t matter to me
Before we find world peace
We gotta find peace in that war on the ‘net
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:39 PM   #17
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Now everybody in the 202 throw your hands in the air cuz God is through.

Damn, I can't remember that rap from Scary Movie 3. Ah well.

My mother's Martha Stewart
My Uncle's Dr. Phil
So with a clickidy clack
Oh! Whitey Just struck back

Thats only the end i can't remember the rest
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Old 10-02-2005, 05:56 AM   #18
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y'all bustin rhymes like youve done for years but we all think you rap like brittney spears and with my lines ur reduced to tears as you realise all ur worst fears
you think you can rap and u think ur all that but you cant rap 4 crap cus ur really just fat so ***** you better step on the gas or im gonna shove my foot up your arse
so dont go angry and get all pissed cause face it man you just got dissed.

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Old 10-02-2005, 06:43 PM   #19
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boooooshhhh
checkmate!!!!
ne one battling me?
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Old 10-02-2005, 06:45 PM   #20
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this is the queerest thing ive read so far
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Old 10-02-2005, 06:46 PM   #21
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My mother's Martha Stewart
My Uncle's Dr. Phil
So with a clickidy clack
Oh! Whitey Just struck back

Thats only the end i can't remember the rest
im a white boy but my neck is red
i put miracle whip on my wonder bread






i can dance i wear ****ty pants my middle names lance and my grandmas from france so maybe im whack cause my skin aint black but you cant talk smack cause whittey just struck back...
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Old 10-02-2005, 06:48 PM   #22
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this is the queerest thing ive read so far
you bet
now plz post ur rymes and lines and i think youll find there undermined (boooooshhh)
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Old 10-02-2005, 06:50 PM   #23
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Originally Posted by japcarsrule
Tell me do you see that Viper gtsr aint it sad
Living out a bag, but hes glad for the little things he has
And over there there's murderbydeath, crack got him crazy
Guess hes given some to a lady
I don't trip and let it fade me, from outta the frying pan
We jump into another form of slavery
Even now I keep discouraged
Wonder if they take it all back while I still keep the courage
I refuse to be a role model
I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottle
I make mistakes, I learn from everyone
And when its said and done
I bet this Brotha be a better one
If I'm upset, you don't stress
Never forget, that God hasn't finished with me yet
I feel his hand on my brain
When I write rhymes, I go blind, and let the lord do his thang
But am I less holy
Cuz I choose to insult people that don’t matter to me
Before we find world peace
We gotta find peace in that war on the ‘net
isnt that off ghetto gosphels just with names changed and stuff?
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Old 10-02-2005, 06:57 PM   #24
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rap is crap so don't be a fool
listenin to rap does NOT make you cool
so all you mutha f*ckas can just shut your traps
cuz nothing'll eva change the fact that RAP IS CRAP

ya i suck, but im not trying because i hate rap

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now plz post ur rymes and lines and i think youll find there undermined
that is seriously terrible, i advise you to STFU


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Old 10-02-2005, 07:05 PM   #25
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lolz
that wanst bad

who says that rap is only for crime?
cant u see i have a life outside of g-prime?
and i think youll find i have lots of spare time
so because im bored i just busta rhymes.
im stuck at home with a crooked spine
im stuck in my chair and its 1/4 past nine.
so yes maybe my skills afre flawed
but i only do this because im bored
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