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Old 09-02-2005, 07:22 PM   #1
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1337: A Users Guide-
A Comprehensive Guide to 1337.


“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word” – Andrew Jackson

“17 15 4 d4mn p00r m1nd 7h47 c4n 7h1nk 0f 0nly 0n3 w4y 70 5p311 4 w0rd” – 1337 Andrew Jackson



I. The Basics of 1337

Ahhh, the ever-popular language of the nerds and computer geeks. 1337 is the way to show how kewl you are. How mad your skillz are. An understanding of 1337 is key to survival in the cyber world. From typing to choosing a name 1337 will undoubtedly affect your life. This guide will give you a basic knowledge of 1337.

A. Numbers for letters

The foundation of 1337 rests on replacing numbers for letters. A chart of the basic transitions follows.

I = 1
E = 3
O = 0
A = 4
Z = 2
S = 5
G = 6
T = 7
B = 8

These conversions will change ordinary ol’ words into Super Hyper Awesome Computer Words. Some common examples follow:

5H00T3R, 7163R, H4X0R5.

But you can’t stop there. More advanced combinations can be made for ultimate affect. Note: These look better on Xbox LIVE.

B = 13
R = 12
M = IVI
N = IV

By using these advanced 1337 letters you can show everyone just how cool you are.

B. Advanced 1337 Words and Techniques

Some words are so necessary to 1337 they can be added to any word. Replacing S’s with Z’s is crucial as well as adding Z’s to words with no S. Words like lol become lolz. Owns becomes Ownz. Furthermore words ending with a Z can have the suffix “0rZ” added to it. Lolz becomes Lolz0rZ. Pwnz becomes Pwnz0rZ etc. Words necessary to 1337 follow first in non 1337, then in 1337, then in “Uber1337”

Owns-Pwns-Pwnz0rZ-Pizzownz0rZ

Lol- lolz-lolz0rZ

Wewt- woot-w00t

Newbie- newb- nub- noob- n00b- n00bz0rZ

Hacker- Haxxor- h4xXoRz

The- teh- t3h

Cool- kool- k00l- kewl

good- great- Ub3r

A final advanced technique is the staggering of capitals. ThAt MeAnS yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs.

I hope this guide comes in handy during your various cyber adventures. Feel free to leave comments on this article and corrections you want or your favorite 1337 words.

Yourz- NartFOpc
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:30 PM   #2
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I really hate leet language....It's a waste of time to try to type that way and it's plain annoing to read....And people who use leet language really has no life in the real world. So in the end I'm saying that leet is a waste of time and is not cool.
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:38 PM   #3
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W311 th3n 1f 1t p15535 y0u 0ff!
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:44 PM   #4
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I agree, charles. I prefer to type using real words.. but....
1 46r33, Ch4rl3z.1 pR3f3R 70 7yP3 Uz1N6 r341 w0RdZ
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:09 PM   #5
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Y34h typ3 in 1337 I d0n7 c4re I ju57 7hink i75 5upid!!
Yeah type in leet I dont care I just think its stupid!!
And yes I can read leet....damn MMORPGS!

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Old 09-02-2005, 08:37 PM   #6
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Addendum:
Acronyms

Here is a list of acronyms you NEED to know to speak fluent 1337

WTF- What The F*ck
STFU- Shut The F*ck Up
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
IDK- I Don't Know
ROFL- Rolling On Floor Laughing
LMAO- Laughing my *ss Off
ROFLMAOTID- Rolling On Floor Laughing My *ss Off Till I Die
ASL- Age/Sex/Location

I'll get around to somemore later. Rawr?!
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:40 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NartFOpc
Addendum:
Acronyms

Here is a list of acronyms you NEED to know to speak fluent 1337

WTF- What The F*ck
STFU- Shut The F*ck Up
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
IDK- I Don't Know
ROFL- Rolling On Floor Laughing
LMAO- Laughing my *ss Off
ROFLMAOTID- Rolling On Floor Laughing My *ss Off Till I Die
ASL- Age/Sex/Location

I'll get around to somemore later. Rawr?!
Next, why don't you try telling us something that isn't common knowledge?
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:34 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles rules you all!
Y34h typ3 in 1337 I d0n7 c4re I ju57 7hink i75 5upid!!
Yeah type in leet I dont care I just think its stupid!!
And yes I can read leet....damn MMORPGS!
I think its stupid to... i thought it annoyed you so i did it to bother you...
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Old 09-02-2005, 11:14 PM   #9
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Isn't it enough to sound stupid with poor grammar and spelling.
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Old 09-02-2005, 11:37 PM   #10
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Yep...I'd rather not go through the trouble of typing slowly by attempting to replace most of the letters that I'm typing right now with numbers.
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Old 09-03-2005, 08:59 AM   #11
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1 f1nd 17 pr377y 345y 70 7yp3 1n 1337 4c7u4lly.
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Old 09-03-2005, 01:02 PM   #12
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Check it out!!!

<-- 1337
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Old 09-03-2005, 04:14 PM   #13
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I suggest you just use this if you ever want to speak in "leet", I don't get the point of that language but, oh well.
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Old 09-03-2005, 10:43 PM   #14
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damn leet artists *shakes fist*
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Old 09-04-2005, 12:28 AM   #15
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1 c4n 5p34k 1337 1f 1 w4N73d 70.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:13 AM   #16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles rules you all!
I really hate leet language....It's a waste of time to try to type that way and it's plain annoing to read....And people who use leet language really has no life in the real world. So in the end I'm saying that leet is a waste of time and is not cool.
I agree.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:17 AM   #17
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C41v'7 3\/312%01v3?
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:19 AM   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty
C41v'7 3\/312%01v3?
W T F?
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:20 AM   #19
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heheh, Translation: Can't everyone?
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Old 09-24-2005, 09:57 PM   #20
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might i suggest instead of 12 or 13 typing shift + teh key above enter to make a | its easier |²34(3 0|_|+
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Old 09-24-2005, 10:01 PM   #21
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this hase to be the stupidest for of typing
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Old 09-24-2005, 10:05 PM   #22
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This is da shizzle.
By the way I hate leet.
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Old 09-24-2005, 10:15 PM   #23
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no offence, but loog suckx!
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Old 09-24-2005, 11:16 PM   #24
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Quote:
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no offence, but loog suckx!
No offense...but I'd rather be typing 1337 than typing the way you spell.
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Old 09-24-2005, 11:49 PM   #25
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Rofldoodle! We can fight about everything.
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