You know you're a redneck when...

Snow · 08-30-2005, 02:15 PM

-You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for granny and cousin sue ellen to walk by
-Your family tree doesn't branch out
-Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event
-Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed
-Your home has more miles on it than your car
-Your brother-in-law is your uncle
-The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, ****head?"
-You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
-Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack
-You've been too drunk to fish
-Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
-Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare
-You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
-You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
-Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
-You mow your lawn and find a car
-If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
-Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
-You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
-It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it

08-30-2005, 04:52 PM

The incest stuff mentioned are disturbing. But the rest is all stereotypical fun.
Did you get these from Joe Foxworthy?

Firedove · 08-30-2005, 05:33 PM

When you make a stupid joke(s).

Snow · 08-30-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bald muffin

The incest stuff mentioned are disturbing. But the rest is all stereotypical fun.
Did you get these from Joe Foxworthy?

I actually got it from my friends AIM profile.

viper.gtsr · 08-30-2005, 10:23 PM

what does LOL mean?!.

Snow · 08-30-2005, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viper.gtsr

what does LOL mean?!.

*silence*

Wow, I knew what it meant even before I had IM.

rehabisforquitters · 08-31-2005, 01:55 AM

i think he's joking.....please tell me you're joking. YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?

Snow · 08-31-2005, 01:58 AM

I'll give you a hint:

When I see your spelling and grammer I LOL.

Rabbit face · 08-31-2005, 02:59 AM

shame, he mite not know wat it means!! LOL = laugh out loud

i am NOT a redneck

Snow · 08-31-2005, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit face

shame, he mite not know wat it means!! LOL = laugh out loud

i am NOT a redneck

Read the last bullet on my first post.

Rabbit face · 08-31-2005, 04:45 AM

my bad

08-31-2005, 02:14 PM

You know when your a redneck when, you yell HOE DOWN!, and your wife hits the floor.

You know when your a redneck when, your grandmother can successfully execute the sleeper hold.

You know when your a redneck when, your lawn furnature used to be your living room furnature.

You know when your a redneck when, you have been married 6 times and still have the same in-laws

09-04-2005, 12:59 PM

some redneck vids:

http://www.guzer.com/search.php?search_query=redneck

09-05-2005, 04:09 PM

If you know what redneck means...

If you call other people rednecks...

If you make a ton of redneck jokes...

(I must be a redneck then)

Led_Zeppelin · 09-05-2005, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fantastic1

I'll give you a hint:

When I see your spelling and grammer I LOL.

Grammar.

"LOL"

treefalse · 09-05-2005, 08:13 PM

You migh be a red kneck if...

You lit a match in your bathroom and your house blew right off it's wheels.

Your form of entertainment is a bug zapper and a 6 pack.

You have a home that's moble, but 14 cars that aren't.

09-12-2005, 02:32 PM

Never a shortage of rednecks.

09-10-2006, 07:13 PM

"bump"

Snow · 09-10-2006, 07:15 PM

LOL NECRO NERCO NECRO

Axel · 09-10-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink Floyd

-You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for granny and cousin sue ellen to walk by
-Your family tree doesn't branch out
-Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event
-Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed
-Your home has more miles on it than your car
-Your brother-in-law is your uncle
-The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, ****head?"
-You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
-Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack
-You've been too drunk to fish
-Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
-Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare
-You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
-You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
-Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
-You mow your lawn and find a car
-If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
-Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
-You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
-It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it
-You are a redneck if you state you are not a redneck

That's a mighty long list.

09-10-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit face

shame, he mite not know wat it means!! LOL = laugh out loud
i am NOT a redneck

but you are african

Snow · 09-10-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lolitsaxel

That's a mighty long list.

Jeff Foxworthy came up with 100 of them.

Axel · 09-10-2006, 09:21 PM

I see. However, you list kinda contradicts every non-redneck, as it says you are a redneck if you say you're not a redneck.

Snow · 09-10-2006, 09:33 PM

Oh that one was a joke, I'll take that out.

09-11-2006, 09:00 PM

a hundred are you serious man every year he puts out a daily calander with a new one on each page

08-30-2005, 02:15 PM	#1
Snow 19th President Local Time: 06:39 AM Local Date: 11-21-2009 Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,757 Casino Cash: $20870	You know you're a redneck when... -You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for granny and cousin sue ellen to walk by -Your family tree doesn't branch out -Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event -Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed -Your home has more miles on it than your car -Your brother-in-law is your uncle -The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, ***head?" -You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge -Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack -You've been too drunk to fish -Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle -Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare -You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance -You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos -Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator -You mow your lawn and find a car -If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. -Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. -You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. -It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it Last edited by Snow; 09-10-2006 at 09:34 PM.*

08-31-2005, 02:14 PM	#12
chikins r us Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a Casino Cash: $	You know when your a redneck when, you yell HOE DOWN!, and your wife hits the floor. You know when your a redneck when, your grandmother can successfully execute the sleeper hold. You know when your a redneck when, your lawn furnature used to be your living room furnature. You know when your a redneck when, you have been married 6 times and still have the same in-laws Last edited by chikins r us; 08-31-2005 at 02:16 PM.

09-05-2005, 08:13 PM	#16
treefalse Super-Tree Tournaments Won: 1 Local Time: 04:39 AM Local Date: 11-21-2009 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The golden state. Age: 17 Posts: 3,180 Casino Cash: $475	You migh be a red kneck if... You lit a match in your bathroom and your house blew right off it's wheels. Your form of entertainment is a bug zapper and a 6 pack. You have a home that's moble, but 14 cars that aren't. Last edited by treefalse; 09-11-2006 at 12:31 AM.

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