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Old 08-03-2005, 07:52 AM   #1
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Default Fun things to do in foreign countries...

Heres some fun things to do while in a foreign country:


One, I flip ever local off and i say good morning, evening, afternoon to them in their language with the hope that they will start flippin each other off.

Two. I stop in the middle of the road for like 5 seconds. No reason. Just a random slow steady stop. The guy behind me is like "wtf?" and i just sit there, few seconds later, take off.

Three, I try to learn the stupidest words in japanese and put them together. Someone will start talking to me in japanese, and what i say roughly translates to "I like to stare at hot dog and drink gasoline while i poop on my goat." Something so messed up that they don't understand.

These are some things i do to pass the time.
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:17 AM   #2
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Three, I try to learn the stupidest words in japanese and put them together. Someone will start talking to me in japanese, and what i say roughly translates to "I like to stare at hot dog and drink gasoline while i poop on my goat." Something so messed up that they don't understand.
Haha, great. Us Americans usually are at war with another country when we're there so we just like to kill them.
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:38 AM   #3
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Go up to a beutiful women and kiss her. When she cusses you out, tell her it's a special greeting from your part of the country.

Fun...
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:26 PM   #4
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Go up to a beutiful women and kiss her. When she cusses you out, tell her it's a special greeting from your part of the country.

Fun...
Yes I'm sure that you've done that. HA! Sit down 13 year old.
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:28 PM   #5
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The only other country I've been to is mexico, and that was 5 years ago... went to canada when I was 3, too.
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Old 08-04-2005, 02:08 AM   #6
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those have to be some of the worst pranks i've ever heard of...
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:59 AM   #7
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They may be stupid, but I have fun doing them.
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Old 08-04-2005, 09:44 AM   #8
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Next time I'm in America.
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Old 08-04-2005, 10:41 AM   #9
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Argh.. those just aren't funny, they are just plain disruptive and annoying. I would have to say how would you feel if you are in a hurry and need to get somewhere. I was in Britain and I was always quickly heading somewhere and normally a bajillion tourists would block the road and be annoying. As well when I was in France, these Germans would finger the camera while we were taking pictures. They thought it was hiliarious, but it was just plain stupid and it made them look like idiots.
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Old 08-05-2005, 03:41 AM   #10
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I'm sorry you take offense. I feel I'm just getting even for all the dumb **** Japanese do to me. Its all in good fun.
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Old 08-06-2005, 08:26 PM   #11
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Those are funny, but I reccomend not doing them. And also, you offended people. Lighten up, everybody is joking around. It's a chat board for white mage's sake.
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Old 08-07-2005, 01:37 AM   #12
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Those are funny, but I reccomend not doing them. And also, you offended people. Lighten up, everybody is joking around. It's a chat board for white mage's sake.
Wondering if anyone would do them, that's all. HA! What do you think I am, and idiot? Don't answer that....
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Old 08-07-2005, 03:20 PM   #13
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fun things to do in your own country:

I'm visiting California soon so I'm gonna walk around pretending to be Swedish.

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Old 08-09-2005, 11:57 PM   #14
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Japan is cool, everyone there is so small!!! and the girls are hot to, and heres the best bit, they like europeans!!!!! So go to Japan

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Old 02-07-2006, 09:48 PM   #15
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when you visit a foraign country follow people then when they call there cops act like you dont know there lenguage point everywhere and speak gibberish
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:37 PM   #16
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but then one of the cops will probably wizw up and say "hey dumbshiit, I speak english too you know" Then you better run.
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Old 02-09-2006, 03:03 AM   #17
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Considering a lot of foreign countries are required to learn at least SOME english, that wouldn't be the wisest of decisions.
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:11 AM   #18
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heres one i got from monty python.

A Hungarian tourist (John Cleese) approaches the clerk (Terry Jones). The
tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book.

Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Clerk: Sorry?

Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.

Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.

Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).

Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

Clerk: Sorry?

Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels
(pretends to strike a match).

Clerk: Ahh, matches!

Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Clerk: Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.

Hungarian: You great poof.

Clerk: That'll be six and six, please.

Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.

Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and
six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words)

Hungarian punches the clerk.

Meanwhile, a policeman (Graham Chapman) on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the
tobacconist's.

Cop: What's going on here then?

Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.

Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?

Clerk: He hit me!

Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
(points at clerk)

Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm)

Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!

(scene switches to a courtroom. Characters are all in powdered wigs and
judicial robes, except publisher and cop. Characters:
Judge: Terry Jones
Bailiff: Eric Idle
Lawyer: John Cleese
Cop: Graham (still)
Publisher: Michael Palin )

Bailiff: Call Alexander Yalt!
(voices sing out the name several times)

Judge: Oh, shut up!

Bailiff: (to publisher) You are Alexander Yalt?

Publisher: (in a sing-songy voice) Oh, I am.

Bailiff: Skip the impersonations. You are Alexander Yalt?

Publisher: I am.

Bailiff: You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did
willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an
alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach
of the peace. How do you plead?

Publisher: Not guilty.

Bailiff: You live at 46 Horton Terrace?

Publisher: I do live at 46 Horton terrace.

Bailiff: You are the director of a publishing company?

Publisher: I am the director of a publishing company.

Bailiff: Your company publishes phrase books?

Publisher: My company does publish phrase books.

Bailiff: You did say 46 Horton Terrace, did you?

Publisher: Yes.

Bailiff: (strikes a gong) Ah! Got him!
(lawyer and cop applaud, laugh)

Judge: Get on with it, get on with it.

Bailiff: That's fine. On the 28th of May, you published this phrase book.

Publisher: I did.

Bailiff: I quote on example. The Hungarian phrase meaning "Can you direct me
to the station?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle
my bum."

Publisher: I wish to plead incompetence.

Cop: (stands) Please may I ask for an adjournment, m'lord?

Judge: An adjournment? Certainly not!

(the cop sits down again, emitting perhaps the longest and loudest release of
bodily gas in the history of the universe.)

Judge: Why on earth didn't you say WHY you wanted an adjournment?

Policeman: I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lord.
(cut to ancient footage of old women applauding)

Judge: (banging + swinging gavel) If there's any more stock film of women
applauding, I'll clear the court.

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Old 02-13-2006, 07:42 PM   #19
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Hahaha, good 'ole Monty Python. I loved that sketch... "My nipples explode with delight!" Haha.
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