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Old 02-16-2011, 02:43 PM   #1
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Here you will write a
Haiku about anything
Your heart desires

You can write one
Two or three or for or five
Sky is the limit
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Old 02-16-2011, 09:10 PM   #2
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Poetry? I'll try.
But I'll save it for later.
For now, I must study..
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Old 02-16-2011, 09:31 PM   #3
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This is a haiku.
It is damn short and boring.
I hate poetry.
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Old 02-17-2011, 04:05 PM   #4
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Berserk is amazing
Epic beyond all measure
Best manga ever
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Old 02-17-2011, 05:57 PM   #5
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Haikus suck
I am a ninja
I kill you
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Old 02-17-2011, 10:40 PM   #6
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Haikus suck
I am a ninja
I kill you
Not a haiku, foo.
Appreciate this true art.
Or you could just troll.
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:32 PM   #7
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Yeah why hate Haiku's?
What'd they ever do to you?
Not cool, man. Not cool.
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Old 02-18-2011, 03:56 PM   #8
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Not a haiku, foo.
Appreciate this true art.
Or you could just troll.
Yes it's a haiku.
You're just hating like a bitch.
Ninja haiku win.

Side note: Maybe I'm wrong about this, but from what I've known haikus can come in the "3-5-3" pattern as well. If anything, I blame elementary school for getting that shit wrong.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:48 AM   #9
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Have no idea
If you are right on that, sir
My poetry sucks
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:23 PM   #10
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Like medieval knights
Armor clad, in fields battle
To reap victory
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Old 03-01-2011, 07:25 PM   #11
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I guess I'll try
But I'm not very good
At least I made an effort.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:32 PM   #12
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That haiku was bad,
not even proper format!
Haiku grammar sucks.
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Old 03-02-2011, 09:34 PM   #13
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I second that, Ryu.
Learn the syllabic format
And you should do fine. :)
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Old 03-02-2011, 09:50 PM   #14
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I haven't written a Haiku since 1st Grade. Cut me some slack.
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Old 08-18-2011, 09:57 PM   #15
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take place of peace
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Old 08-23-2011, 11:04 AM   #16
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take place of peace
Go away!
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