musician jokes. (and drummers jokes to)

gussa · 03-14-2008, 05:43 AM

go on.. we all know you have them...

Ryu-Nacho · 03-14-2008, 09:37 AM

Natus Lumen · 03-14-2008, 01:11 PM

Holy. Shit.

Just watch This Is Spinal Tap. You'll get every musician joke ever popular.

Nicky · 03-14-2008, 09:59 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

Backflip · 03-15-2008, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryu-Nacho

how would one play [or count for that matter] a 54/32 measure?

Sen · 03-15-2008, 07:20 AM

Krusty_The_Klown · 03-15-2008, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sen

The Ninja on the left is holding the guitar wrong.

Ryu-Nacho · 03-15-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backflip

how would one play [or count for that matter] a 54/32 measure?

We're posting music related jokes in this thread. That song? It was written as a joke. There's another one like it, but I can't find it or remember what it's called.

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-15-2008, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryu-Nacho

I wonder how that'd sound like...

gussa · 03-15-2008, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krusty_The_Klown

The Ninja on the left is holding the guitar wrong.

so is the left one (he's playing a righty but left handed... granted jimmy did this but i doubt this was the intention)

Natus Lumen · 03-16-2008, 02:29 PM

EDIT: nvm

Krusty_The_Klown · 03-16-2008, 08:49 PM

Lol, weebl

gussa · 03-17-2008, 01:52 AM

viper.gtsr · 03-17-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryu-Nacho

Thats easy.

But, this is a challenge.

Axel · 03-18-2008, 02:01 AM

Ryu-Nacho · 03-18-2008, 08:45 AM

^Thats one I was looking for on my hard drive, but I couldn't find it.

Natus Lumen · 03-18-2008, 06:47 PM

I saw a demotivator just like that, but for the Star Wars theme I think.

Maybe this is the same thing.

The Perfect Seven · 03-21-2008, 09:48 PM

How do you tune two piccolos?

Shoot one

/nerd

The Perfect Seven · 03-21-2008, 09:49 PM

BTW, drummers ARE musicians, you jerk

Nitz · 03-23-2008, 05:03 AM

Learned lots of these at band camps and honor bands.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

What's the difference between a french horn and a '57 Chevy?
You can tune a '57 Chevy.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play a bunch of wrong notes.

What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
The bassoon burns longer.

For Perfect Seven ;)
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

Nitz · 03-23-2008, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickyChris

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

Hah, that's awesome. But, a cellist can't really complain about boring parts. I played trumpet in a symphony orchestra for 6 years and most seasons we did a piece or two with NO brass. Though, some of them were at least enjoyable to listen to like adagio for strings or mendelssohn's violin concerto. And then we'd get to shine in stuff like Jurassic Park or Tchaikovsky's 5th

Dammit, this thread makes me miss playing

The Perfect Seven · 03-25-2008, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitz

For Perfect Seven ;)
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

Nice :P I think I've heard that one before. I'm not a drummer though

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Nitz //wall blocks control Tournaments Won: 4 Local Time: 04:50 PM Local Date: 05-24-2013 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cockaigne Posts: 1,459 Casino Cash: $31193	Learned lots of these at band camps and honor bands. How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it. What's the difference between a french horn and a '57 Chevy? You can tune a '57 Chevy. How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a bunch of wrong notes. What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? The bassoon burns longer. For Perfect Seven ;) What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer. Last edited by Nitz; 03-23-2008 at 05:06 AM.

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