Worst Things To Hear While Defusing a Bomb - Page 2

Moth · 03-08-2008, 05:34 PM

"I'm not a man"

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-09-2008, 02:17 AM

Do I press this button?

Ryu-Nacho · 03-09-2008, 05:02 PM

Who is that hooded man over there? Why is he beckoning to me? And why is my grandfather with him?

Natus Lumen · 03-09-2008, 10:57 PM

Sorry, I have short-term memory loss....

Nicky · 03-09-2008, 10:57 PM

"I suppose I should tell you... I'm the one who killed your mother."

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-10-2008, 02:22 AM

Someone set us up the bomb....

MeTal CaNdYcaNe · 03-10-2008, 07:07 AM

"But what you DIDN'T know...KABOOM"

Sen · 03-10-2008, 08:28 AM

"What, you mean this isn't Playdough?"

"No, I'm fully trained. Problem is I twitch in tense situations."

Guy 1: *to himself* WWMD...

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy 1: What would McGuyver do...

"Run Forrest!! Run!!!!"

gussa · 03-10-2008, 08:41 AM

"its ok.. ive only ever done this wrong once before"

Dudeo · 03-10-2008, 10:35 AM

Do you think heaven takes Visa?

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-10-2008, 05:41 PM

Does anybody have the manual to this thing?

Backflip · 03-10-2008, 08:50 PM

uuh, im not really good at these...ima try anyways..

"Happy Birthday Grandpa! Blow out your candles and make a wish!"

Krusty_The_Klown · 03-10-2008, 09:26 PM

"Hi, I'm Mike Rowe..."

If you watch Discovery channel's Dirty Jobs, you'll get it.

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-10-2008, 11:37 PM

Yeah...I get it.

"Hold on guys...I don't do bombs."

gabrielwhist · 03-11-2008, 03:00 AM

Damn! What the fuck happened to that toaster?

Oh, shit. I thought you called for a bomb RE-USER, not a bomb DE-FUSER.

Shes gonna blow.

Imma firin mah lazah.

Doctor Octagonapus.......BWAH.

Guy 1: Man, this bomb is fascinatingly complex. See this? This is a trip wire, it means that if we touch the bomb, it'll blow up immediatley. Nifty little gadget, huh?
Guy 2: But didn't you already touch i-

That didn't sound good.

Guys? Tell my mom I love her.

*uncontrollable sobbing*

Bomb Defuser: You know, I just found out my fiance cheated on me.
Cop: Gee, that sux man, but keep focused, this is a dangerous situation.
Defuser: What the fucks the point?

Willy_Wonka · 03-11-2008, 06:01 AM

"holy shit, man. This thread has really gone down the toilet since the first few entries"

"what the fuck are you talking about"

"oh. uh... nothing"

Dudeo · 03-11-2008, 12:33 PM

"F*ck me. My life is not worth this."

"I don't get paid enough."

Natus Lumen · 03-11-2008, 01:52 PM

"You know, I've had a pretty good life."

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-11-2008, 09:42 PM

"Wouldn't it be funny...if I just cut the wrong wire on you guys and I knew the right one the whole time?"

Krusty_The_Klown · 03-11-2008, 10:03 PM

"NO DON'T CUT THAT ONE!" Nah, just kidding. NO DON'T CUT THAT ONE! Haha, you fell for that one again.... NO NOT THAT ONE! NO REALLY, THIS TIME I'M SERIOUS HOLY CR-"

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-11-2008, 10:03 PM

"Soulja Boy up in dis hoe...watch me crank it...watch me roll and superman dat hoe!"

Krusty_The_Klown · 03-11-2008, 10:07 PM

Lol.

"OH SHIT, A LION! GET IN THE CAR!"

Drunken_Shinobi · 03-11-2008, 10:10 PM

"You know what...fuck you guys I quit motherfuckers."

Sen · 03-11-2008, 10:12 PM

"Don't worry, it won't kill you. Immediately..."

"Why bother? Life is meaningless"

"Ya know those corny old shows where the two guys would look at the bomb, then at each other, and run? *blink*blink*"

Natus Lumen · 03-12-2008, 10:25 AM

lol at the last one

I don't think there are anymore good ones we can come up with. This thread needs to end.

03-10-2008, 08:28 AM	#33
Sen Venture Capitalist Local Time: 12:51 AM Local Date: 05-21-2013 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your soul Age: 23 Posts: 1,196 Casino Cash: $28903	"What, you mean this isn't Playdough?" "No, I'm fully trained. Problem is I twitch in tense situations." Guy 1: to himself WWMD... Guy 2: What's that? Guy 1: What would McGuyver do... "Run Forrest!! Run!!!!" Last edited by Sen; 03-10-2008 at 08:31 AM.

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03-08-2008, 05:34 PM	#26
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Ryu-Nacho G-Monarch Local Time: 11:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A couple feet east of the center of the Earth. Age: 26 Posts: 4,708 Casino Cash: $2662	Who is that hooded man over there? Why is he beckoning to me? And why is my grandfather with him?

03-09-2008, 10:57 PM	#29
Natus Lumen Banned Local Time: 10:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Partially inside your girlfriend Age: 20 Posts: 6,722 Casino Cash: $50	Sorry, I have short-term memory loss....

03-09-2008, 10:57 PM	#30
Nicky g-user Local Time: 12:51 AM Local Date: 05-21-2013 Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 21 Posts: 3,698 Casino Cash: $27394	"I suppose I should tell you... I'm the one who killed your mother."

03-10-2008, 02:22 AM	#31
Drunken_Shinobi Ninja Pimp Slap! Local Time: 09:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 'West Side' Age: 22 Posts: 10,794 Casino Cash: $18075	Someone set us up the bomb....

03-10-2008, 07:07 AM	#32
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03-10-2008, 10:35 AM	#35
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03-10-2008, 05:41 PM	#36
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03-10-2008, 08:50 PM	#37
Backflip Macho Man Tournaments Won: 3 Local Time: 12:51 AM Local Date: 05-21-2013 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: here Age: 19 Posts: 2,499 Casino Cash: $6710	uuh, im not really good at these...ima try anyways.. "Happy Birthday Grandpa! Blow out your candles and make a wish!"

03-10-2008, 09:26 PM	#38
Krusty_The_Klown ಠ_ಠ Local Time: 11:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In ur gurlfrend, werin' her pantz Age: 18 Posts: 2,659 Casino Cash: $31982	"Hi, I'm Mike Rowe..." If you watch Discovery channel's Dirty Jobs, you'll get it.

03-10-2008, 11:37 PM	#39
Drunken_Shinobi Ninja Pimp Slap! Local Time: 09:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 'West Side' Age: 22 Posts: 10,794 Casino Cash: $18075	Yeah...I get it. "Hold on guys...I don't do bombs."

03-11-2008, 03:00 AM	#40
gabrielwhist Banned Local Time: 08:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Home is where the booze is Posts: 4,831 Casino Cash: $150	Damn! What the fuck happened to that toaster? Oh, shit. I thought you called for a bomb RE-USER, not a bomb DE-FUSER. Shes gonna blow. Imma firin mah lazah. Doctor Octagonapus.......BWAH. Guy 1: Man, this bomb is fascinatingly complex. See this? This is a trip wire, it means that if we touch the bomb, it'll blow up immediatley. Nifty little gadget, huh? Guy 2: But didn't you already touch i- That didn't sound good. Guys? Tell my mom I love her. uncontrollable sobbing Bomb Defuser: You know, I just found out my fiance cheated on me. Cop: Gee, that sux man, but keep focused, this is a dangerous situation. Defuser: What the fucks the point?

03-11-2008, 06:01 AM	#41
Willy_Wonka shit Tournaments Won: 2 Local Time: 12:51 AM Local Date: 05-21-2013 Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,065 Casino Cash: $6489	"holy shit, man. This thread has really gone down the toilet since the first few entries" "what the fuck are you talking about" "oh. uh... nothing"

03-11-2008, 12:33 PM	#42
Dudeo GLITTER ACTION SHIT Tournaments Won: 2 Local Time: 11:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 22 Posts: 2,798 Casino Cash: $16798	"F*ck me. My life is not worth this." "I don't get paid enough."

03-11-2008, 01:52 PM	#43
Natus Lumen Banned Local Time: 10:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Partially inside your girlfriend Age: 20 Posts: 6,722 Casino Cash: $50	"You know, I've had a pretty good life."

03-11-2008, 09:42 PM	#44
Drunken_Shinobi Ninja Pimp Slap! Local Time: 09:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 'West Side' Age: 22 Posts: 10,794 Casino Cash: $18075	"Wouldn't it be funny...if I just cut the wrong wire on you guys and I knew the right one the whole time?"

03-11-2008, 10:03 PM	#45
Krusty_The_Klown ಠ_ಠ Local Time: 11:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In ur gurlfrend, werin' her pantz Age: 18 Posts: 2,659 Casino Cash: $31982	"NO DON'T CUT THAT ONE!" Nah, just kidding. NO DON'T CUT THAT ONE! Haha, you fell for that one again.... NO NOT THAT ONE! NO REALLY, THIS TIME I'M SERIOUS HOLY CR-"

03-11-2008, 10:07 PM	#47
Krusty_The_Klown ಠ_ಠ Local Time: 11:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In ur gurlfrend, werin' her pantz Age: 18 Posts: 2,659 Casino Cash: $31982	Lol. "OH SHIT, A LION! GET IN THE CAR!"

03-11-2008, 10:10 PM	#48
Drunken_Shinobi Ninja Pimp Slap! Local Time: 09:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 'West Side' Age: 22 Posts: 10,794 Casino Cash: $18075	"You know what...fuck you guys I quit motherfuckers."

03-11-2008, 10:12 PM	#49
Sen Venture Capitalist Local Time: 12:51 AM Local Date: 05-21-2013 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your soul Age: 23 Posts: 1,196 Casino Cash: $28903	"Don't worry, it won't kill you. Immediately..." "Why bother? Life is meaningless" "Ya know those corny old shows where the two guys would look at the bomb, then at each other, and run? blinkblink*"

03-12-2008, 10:25 AM	#50
Natus Lumen Banned Local Time: 10:51 PM Local Date: 05-20-2013 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Partially inside your girlfriend Age: 20 Posts: 6,722 Casino Cash: $50	lol at the last one I don't think there are anymore good ones we can come up with. This thread needs to end.