Intellectuals Thread

[Krusty_The_Klown]

The notion of this thread is to expose the G prime denizens' intellect of in a colloquy that reconnoiters the quality of our cerebral capacity both through grammar to further express our eloquence and articulateness in a sophisticated environment that was concocted by me by the simple press of a button. Quite an ironic dictation, is it not?

I have lofty presentiments of those willing to accommodate to such a brilliant idea as this is. Please, luxuriate yourself to some Earl Gray while we ponder perhaps an abstract aphorism?

[Janitor Matt]

i agre

i don,t like a lot of these chippy chows that been showin up latley

[Ryu-Nacho]

/thread

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Sadly.

[Natus Lumen]

When a time-space anomaly exposes itself in the relative vicinity of the Alpha Centauri galaxy, does it create a transmutation in spaces adjacent to that of the anomaly, such as our own?

[Krusty_The_Klown]

I would hypothesize so. What's not say that these such anomalies are happening right now or have occurred prior to this date? For example, if a phenomenon such as a wormhole occurred and an alternate dimension was spawned, could our Earth be annihilated by an asteroid while the other generation survives? What if there was a way to traverse these wormholes and possibly meet our alternate selves?

EDIT I thank you for correcting me. By the way, how is the tea?

[Nicky]

Krusty old bean, I simply cannot help myself but to notice as well as imply, having witnessed a mistyping or two in your post, that perhaps you should find it within yourself to correct such abominable errors.

*darn that stupid edit history.. all I did was erase the quote*

[Natus Lumen]

What indeed? However, I believe that since no significantly odd changes have found an impact point on our dear earth in the past couple million years. As such, I should think that no such anomaly exists. On the other hand, time outside this planet earth is measured in massive scales, so it could be that such a massive anomaly opened in nearby space to subject the space around it to uncommon happenings, such as a massive explosion large enough to create earth and the resulting life as we know it today.

*adjusts position on comfortable Italian leather sofa, as it's making my sweater vest twist uncomfortably*

*sips Twinings English Breakfast*

[Siriustar]

Yuppies.

[Natus Lumen]

You, sir, are a disgrace to those of us who refer to ourselves as intelligent. I require that you vacate this thread immediately.

[Krusty_The_Klown]

You are a disgraceful, haphazardly-minded, block-headed, dunderheaded, mushy-brained, maladroit, imbecilic, puerile ignoramus and sorry excuse for a carbon-based life form, otherwise oblivious to the great art of conversation currently brewing.

[MeTal CaNdYcaNe]

Methinks I concur.

[gabrielwhist]

I like me FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEED CHEEEEEEEEEEEEKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEETS tasty GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

[Dudeo]

My, my, what a distasteful soliloquy.

[Natus Lumen]

Men such as he should be shipped away to reform school.

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Originally Posted by DudeoLongshire

My, my, what a distasteful soliloquy.

Agreed, most barbaric in a manner of speaking.

[gussa]

lol

[Natus Lumen]

I do say, vacate this flawlessly-intentioned, unsullied place at once, sir!

[Siriustar]

So this one time I totally shit in a bag, lit it on fire and put it on a dude's doorstep. Then I got high on dextromethorphan and played in traffic.

Umm...Existentialism.

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Originally Posted by Neverender.

I do say, vacate this flawlessly-intentioned, unsullied place at once, sir!

With all do respect good sir, this particular dwelling is quite sullied if you ask me. Such primitive language and gestures incite a sense of contamination or defect within the pristine walls of this sanctuary for sophisticates like us.

[Natus Lumen]

Isn't Dextromethorphan cough medicine?
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Oh that brings me to a memory reminiscent of a certain movie, known as none other than the title "Accepted." I shall hence quote said scene.

Schrader and Bartelby are attempting to persuade Schrader's uncle, Ben, a former professor, to be the dean of their fake college.

Bartelby: "Come on! Just be the dean of our college! Just for one day. What if we paid you?"
Ben: "No! I resigned a long time ago from academia. Although I'll admit I handed in my resignation in a rather...unorthodox fashion."
Schrader: "You sent the dean a box of dog shit!"
Ben: "It was a metaphor."
Schrader: "A metaphor for what?"
Ben: "For you're full of shit."

[Siriustar]

Originally Posted by Neverender.

Isn't Dextromethorphan cough medicine?

Dextromethorphan, otherwise known by its street name DXM, Robo, Triple C's, etc, is a cough suppressant found in popular OTC medications such as Robitussin and NyQuil/DayQuil. In concentrated doses (or by drinking from the bottle), hallucinations, euphoria, and a feeling of detachment will subsequently occur (in layman's terms, getting fucked up). This drug can cause toxic [sychosis in relatively high doses, so the safe route would be abstinence. Wouldn't want you young intellectuals to get caught up in such tomfoolery G-G-G-G-GET WAAAAAASTED

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Originally Posted by Neverender.

Isn't Dextromethorphan cough medicine?
=====
Oh that brings me to a memory reminiscent of a certain movie, known as none other than the title "Accepted." I shall hence quote said scene.
Schrader and Bartelby are attempting to persuade Schrader's uncle, Ben, a former professor, to be the dean of their fake college.
Bartelby: "Come on! Just be the dean of our college! Just for one day. What if we paid you?"
Ben: "No! I resigned a long time ago from academia. Although I'll admit I handed in my resignation in a rather...unorthodox fashion."
Schrader: "You sent the dean a box of dog shit!"
Ben: "It was a metaphor."
Schrader: "A metaphor for what?"
Ben: "For you're full of shit."

Quite crude yet simultaneously humorous. Dare I say, L.O.L.

[MeTal CaNdYcaNe]

The epitome of it.

[Natus Lumen]

Originally Posted by RazerMurdoch_SS

Dextromethorphan, otherwise known by its street name DXM, Robo, Triple C's, etc, is a cough suppressant found in popular OTC medications such as Robitussin and NyQuil/DayQuil. In concentrated doses (or by drinking from the bottle), hallucinations, euphoria, and a feeling of detachment will subsequently occur (in layman's terms, getting fucked up). This drug can cause toxic [sychosis in relatively high doses, so the safe route would be abstinence. Wouldn't want you young intellectuals to get caught up in such tomfoolery G-G-G-G-GET WAAAAAASTED

Who was tom and in what foolery did he engage to coin such a term?