**Offincial Advice Thrad**

[Janitor Matt]

hows it going all you fine stellas and aces? this is my official, advice thrad where i give you advices on you're daily questions!

i,ve lived a long full life and seen many many things and i will answir everything u ask me (no matter what (LOL!)!

so lets get gruvey, and ask me all your most importante valueable life questions!

[gabrielwhist]

Where did you go wrong in life? And how can I avoid that? I don't mean to be offensive, because you seem like a cool guy, and I like you, but working as a janitor at 55 is not where I want my life to go.

[joshbond]

Matt,

I have a two part question for you.
First off, of course, I'd like to thank you for your time and for stopping by to give us advice. Its not every day that people are able to just log onto the internets and get advice or knowledge. So thank you.

Now on to my question.
I've noticed that a lot of the women on the internet are actually guys just pretending to be women. What advice would you have for someone that is trying to figure out if he is talking to a real female or just another e-tranny?
Also once you find out someone is an e-tranny, what is the best course of action to take.

Thanks again Matt.

[Zetex]

Who do you post as on Photochopz?

[Janitor Matt]

Originally Posted by gabrielwhist

Where did you go wrong in life? And how can I avoid that? I don't mean to be offensive, because you seem like a cool guy, and I like you, but working as a janitor at 55 is not where I want my life to go.

it,s custodian you prick (LOL JK!)

i am head janitor though. i am the boss of the hole entire school.

i am a child of the LAWD (LOL AGAIN!) im funky fresh and i love life

i dont regret a thing

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Originally Posted by Janitor Matt

it,s custodian you prick (LOL JK!)
i am head janitor though. i am the boss of the hole entire school.
i am a child of the LAWD (LOL AGAIN!) im funky fresh and i love life
i dont regret a thing

That's pretty nice knowing how other people look at life all pessimistic and stuff. The world needs more humble and life-loving people like you. But I don't have a question. I is prick.

[Janitor Matt]

Originally Posted by joshbond

Matt,
I have a two part question for you.
First off, of course, I'd like to thank you for your time and for stopping by to give us advice. Its not every day that people are able to just log onto the internets and get advice or knowledge. So thank you.
Now on to my question.
I've noticed that a lot of the women on the internet are actually guys just pretending to be women. What advice would you have for someone that is trying to figure out if he is talking to a real female or just another e-tranny?
Also once you find out someone is an e-tranny, what is the best course of action to take.
Thanks again Matt.

what the funk is you talkin bout brotha man,! defenetely aint groovey

that is a toufy though,!

ask them if they are a ace of fine damey. if they say they are an ace aks if they have a vegina if they say they a damey then aks if they have a wanker DUH!

to anser the 2nd part,,, hmm

you could always report them to chris hanson,!

[gabrielwhist]

I am glad for you. But thats not really what I meant. Did you end up as a janitor by choice, or because it was your only option? Did you graduate highschool? Go to college? Did you ever have drug problem? I mean, how did you end up becoming a janitor, excuse me, custodian(lol!).

[Krusty_The_Klown]

wats a blowjob?


























(I kid, I kid)

But for real, if you have a friend who's an asshat most of the time but are still sort of friends and have alot of fun together. plus, he's like one of your only best friends still living in my town since my other best(est) friend moved to Scotland. What should I do, oh wise custodian?

[Janitor Matt]

Originally Posted by gabrielwhist

I am glad for you. But thats not really what I meant. Did you end up as a janitor by choice, or because it was your only option? Did you graduate highschool? Go to college? Did you ever have drug problem? I mean, how did you end up becoming a janitor, excuse me, custodian(lol!).

i no its hard to tell but i was never that good in school,!

back in my day i ended up, doing some work for the school so, i can pass my grades

i started doing clean up and got, my graduation paper and i just loved, it there so much that i stayed there as a janitor

i never had a drug problem back in the 70s i smoked a bit of maryjewana but im a man of the lord now

[gabrielwhist]

That prompts another question. How does working for a school get you better grades?

[Janitor Matt]

Originally Posted by Krusty_The_Klown

wats a blowjob?
(I kid, I kid)
But for real, if you have a friend who's an asshat most of the time but are still sort of friends and have alot of fun together. plus, he's like one of your only best friends still living in my town since my other best(est) friend moved to Scotland. What should I do, oh wise custodian?

does he act like a sore fuzz and bring u down man,?

or does he make u happy when u are around him?

if not tell him to chill out or get the funk back!

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Lol. Well, he basically brings me down everytime I mess up. (which is alot. I have no common sense, no matter how well I do in school) But I also know that he's wicked jealous of me. Somehow, he still gets to me.

[Janitor Matt]

Originally Posted by gabrielwhist

That prompts another question. How does working for a school get you better grades?

back in my day the schools wasn,t advanced as they are have been today

if you mowed the grass or cleand up the school then the principles would get the techers to make ur grades look better

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Hey, just think, what would the world be like without anyone to clean it up?

[gabrielwhist]

Originally Posted by Janitor Matt

back in my day the schools wasn,t advanced as they are have been today
if you mowed the grass or cleand up the school then the principles would get the techers to make ur grades look better

Huh. Thats cool I guess.

Originally Posted by Krusty_The_Klown

Hey, just think, what would the world be like without anyone to clean it up?

My bedroom.

[Natus Lumen]

Early this morning I was having sex with this man in my bedroom. My mom walked in and later she said, "Sam, I support your decision to be homosexual, but is there anything you want to talk about?" I told her, "I'm not homosexual, mom." But no matter how much I try to convince her, she's still convinced I'm gay. Just because I was having sex with a man in my bedroom. What am I supposed to do?

[Janitor Matt]

ur a gay jive turkey

nothing wrong with that

dont fight against what u r just live life and dont care about what othir people say

this is a great thrad on advices jannier matt. i need advice on some badybalding tips do you have any? thanks man!

[Janitor Matt]

Originally Posted by Timothy1

this is a great thrad on advices jannier matt. i need advice on some badybalding tips do you have any? thanks man!

it,s all about the carbons and the proteens.

do, stuff like jumping jacks for the legs and keep, it fresh with some push, ups

they are their for you to get nice and strong,!

AND NEVERF GIVE UP!

Originally Posted by Janitor Matt

it,s all about the carbons and the proteens.
do, stuff like jumping jacks for the legs and keep, it fresh with some push, ups
they are their for you to get nice and strong,!
AND NEVERF GIVE UP!

thanks jannier mat i will do jamping jacks and push ups!!!

[Krusty_The_Klown]

Wow. Noob paradise it seems.

(And I LOVE it!)

[Supa Fool]

Oh heck yes!

[Janitor Matt]

no diggity no doubt (LOL!)

[gussa]

i have a question for matt.
being a black janitor that grew up in the seventies, what kind of music do you listen to?