Greatest Essay Ever

Zetex · 10-28-2007, 06:30 PM

http://besthighschoolinamerica.googl.../greatestessay

NOWAK · 10-28-2007, 06:35 PM

this is old, but i totally agree.

10-28-2007, 07:19 PM

Is it real?

Nicky · 10-28-2007, 07:26 PM

Looks like it.

insan3 · 10-28-2007, 07:54 PM

That made my day

Snow · 10-28-2007, 08:04 PM

61%??? It has to be fake, no teacher would grade a paper like that that high.

Nicky · 10-28-2007, 08:06 PM

Maybe he was one of those "good students" who the teacher felt could "be better" than he is with the help of counseling.

10-28-2007, 08:09 PM

If I were to write a paper like that, including the words 'FUCK', 'FUCKING' and 'ANAL LUBE', I would most likely get suspended.

gabrielwhist · 10-28-2007, 10:40 PM

LAWLZ! It truly is teh greatest paper ever.

diet poop · 10-28-2007, 11:20 PM

If that somehow was legit, It was probably written by a genius kid (whoever wrote it seriously must be a genius) who was shoved into a lower level class on account of some attitude problems.

Dudeo · 10-29-2007, 12:42 PM

Minus 1 for each "Fuck"? I wish.
=====
Also, that teacher held back admirably.

Willy_Wonka · 10-29-2007, 01:59 PM

ah, fuck. I've been looking for this for a while. its so funny

this font is smaller than the last

Ryu-Nacho · 10-29-2007, 04:12 PM

I read this a few years ago...it's pretty funny. Theres another one about the life of Jesus thats written in a similar style, but I have no idea where.

Zetex · 10-29-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryu-Nacho

I read this a few years ago...it's pretty funny. Theres another one about the life of Jesus thats written in a similar style, but I have no idea where.

I think I've read that before.

Drunken_Shinobi · 10-29-2007, 07:03 PM

I remembered reading this somewhere a while ago. Yes, this is indeed the "greatest" paper ever.

insan3 · 10-29-2007, 07:18 PM

I liked the list of things the greeks contributed to our culture

Nicky · 10-30-2007, 04:25 PM

The best part was page three... I learned a lot.

Oh, very funny Pink_Floyd. lolz u clevr

Natus Lumen · 10-30-2007, 07:31 PM

Oh wow. That's really inspiring and I'm very tempted to imitate his...ahem...style on the paper I'm writing right now.

That's such bullshit. No teacher has handwriting that bad.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe · 10-30-2007, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neverender.

That's such bullshit. No teacher has handwriting that bad.

Ha. haha. ha. hahahaha. Are you kidding me?

Supa Fool · 10-30-2007, 09:25 PM

Ha, funny. Loved it.

Nicky · 10-31-2007, 03:40 PM

No teacher has handwriting that good, is hopefully what you meant to say.

MrNaPaLm32 · 11-05-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink Floyd

61%??? It has to be fake, no teacher would grade a paper like that that high.

No teacher would grade that paper.

happylittleClayFox · 11-06-2007, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickyChris

Maybe he was one of those "good students" who the teacher felt could "be better" than he is with the help of counseling.

Or if his grades were so low the teacher was trying to give him any possible grade so as to keep the student afloat.

MrNaPaLm32 · 11-08-2007, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happylittleClayFox

Or if his grades were so low the teacher was trying to give him any possible grade so as to keep the student afloat.

Thats what happens when you pay teachers for good grades from students.

The Perfect Seven · 11-09-2007, 12:37 AM

Yea that's definitely fake. "Page is to big" an English teacher wouldn't write that.

10-28-2007, 06:30 PM	#1
Zetex g-user Tournaments Won: 4 Local Time: 09:12 PM Local Date: 05-18-2013 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,431 Casino Cash: $1354	Greatest Essay Ever http://besthighschoolinamerica.googl.../greatestessay

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Dudeo GLITTER ACTION SHIT Tournaments Won: 2 Local Time: 09:12 PM Local Date: 05-18-2013 Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 22 Posts: 2,798 Casino Cash: $16798	Minus 1 for each "Fuck"? I wish. ===== Also, that teacher held back admirably. Last edited by Dudeo; 10-29-2007 at 12:46 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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Natus Lumen Banned Local Time: 08:12 PM Local Date: 05-18-2013 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Partially inside your girlfriend Age: 20 Posts: 6,722 Casino Cash: $50	Oh wow. That's really inspiring and I'm very tempted to imitate his...ahem...style on the paper I'm writing right now. That's such bullshit. No teacher has handwriting that bad. Last edited by Natus Lumen; 10-30-2007 at 07:38 PM.

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Ryu-Nacho G-Monarch Local Time: 09:12 PM Local Date: 05-18-2013 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A couple feet east of the center of the Earth. Age: 26 Posts: 4,708 Casino Cash: $2662	I read this a few years ago...it's pretty funny. Theres another one about the life of Jesus thats written in a similar style, but I have no idea where.

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The Perfect Seven g-spot Local Time: 09:12 PM Local Date: 05-18-2013 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: under your bed Age: 22 Posts: 1,109 Casino Cash: $6284	Yea that's definitely fake. "Page is to big" an English teacher wouldn't write that.