Frank Zappa, the king of baby names.

diet poop · 07-13-2006, 07:01 PM

How can you not love someone like Frank Zappa? Cookies to anyone who can name all four of his children.

Snow · 07-13-2006, 09:56 PM

I know that one of them is named moon unit, but I won't be a cheater and look the rest up.

Wait, isn't one of them named muffin or something?

diet poop · 07-13-2006, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink Floyd

I know that one of them is named moon unit, but I won't be a cheater and look the rest up.

Wait, isn't one of them named muffin or something?

close, but no cigar. It's Diva Muffin.

Snow · 07-13-2006, 10:08 PM

Do I still get part of the cookie?

diet poop · 07-13-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink Floyd

Do I still get part of the cookie?

You get a quarter of it, because you got Moon Unit.

07-14-2006, 12:05 AM

here's all four:

Moon Unit
Diva Muffin
Dweezil (originally legally born Ian Donald Calvin)
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan

diet poop · 07-14-2006, 12:09 AM

You get a cookie!!

Snow · 07-14-2006, 10:13 AM

He obviously looked it up

diet poop · 07-14-2006, 11:05 AM

Yea, probably.

Axel · 07-15-2006, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diet poop

How can you not love someone like Frank Zappa? Cookies to anyone who can name all four of his children.

He comes up a lot in the topic of music censorship.

07-18-2006, 09:57 AM

I only know Moon Unit, Dweezil and Ahmet without looking it up.

diet poop · 07-18-2006, 10:16 AM

I can name all em, I consider myself a name connoisseur.
Moon Unit- a deffinate 10 for originality and style
Diva Muffin- an 8.5, points off for using the word "diva"
Dweezil- 9 (would have been a 10 but they were unable to convince the doctors to put it on the official birth certificate)
and Ahmet gets a 7, its a great name, but not exactly as original as the others.

I also know more "no arms and no legs" jokes than any healthy person should. In case you've never heard one, here's an example.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs having a fit in a pile of leaves?
A:Russell

Q:What do you call a man with no arms an no legs, hanging on a wall?
A:Art
Q: What do you call his arms and legs hanging on a wall?
A:Pieces of art.

Obviously they're all name based puns. I got a million of them.

Snow · 07-18-2006, 11:30 AM

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
Doug

Comic gold

diet poop · 07-18-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink Floyd

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
Doug

Comic gold

Ah ah AH!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a spade in his head?
Doug.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
Phil.

Snow · 07-18-2006, 12:12 PM

Psh, same thing

07-21-2006, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diet poop

I can name all em, I consider myself a name connoisseur.
Moon Unit- a deffinate 10 for originality and style
Diva Muffin- an 8.5, points off for using the word "diva"
Dweezil- 9 (would have been a 10 but they were unable to convince the doctors to put it on the official birth certificate)
and Ahmet gets a 7, its a great name, but not exactly as original as the others.

I also know more "no arms and no legs" jokes than any healthy person should. In case you've never heard one, here's an example.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs having a fit in a pile of leaves?
A:Russell

Q:What do you call a man with no arms an no legs, hanging on a wall?
A:Art
Q: What do you call his arms and legs hanging on a wall?
A:Pieces of art.

Obviously they're all name based puns. I got a million of them.

duh

What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the pool?

Bob

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