a well needed "bump"

[john]

nearly 3 weeks? that's gotta be a new record.

that harry potter video was a terrible choice to leave on the front page while i went on a hiatus. but i think it may have also been part of the reason. it's a bit depressing when 99 out 100 emails you receive each day are about how much someone hates you for posting a video. that's not exactly considered motivation. (but i can't say i never deserved it.)

everyone seems to be interested in the new version of "gprime." (that's put in quotations for a reason, i guess you'll find out later.) there's a little bit of information on the forum if you can find it -- but mainly teasers. i can guarantee you it is coming -- we just don't know when (yes, i said "we" -- hint #2!). i don't think i'm really allowed to say much more than that.

and what would be an update without a couple of poorly chosen videos? here we go ..

blackice/mephisto submitted this one. it's pretty amazing what you can do with a couple of toy cars.
treat me better [ 7722KB ]

this video pokes fun at bush -- and does it really well. "don't talk! .. not yet .. not yet .."
presidential speechalist [ 6502KB ]

i could have sworn this was impossible to do. (but apparently not..)
tongue swallowing [ 253KB ]

chris from the family guy (episode from a couple sundays ago), gets trapped in a "take on me" music video.
take on me [ 3571KB ]

remember cursor thief? this ones more of an interactive game -- which by the way, is really addictive.
avoider [ 78KB ]

and of course, no update is ever complete without a couple of homebrew stuff from the forum:

crazy hamster goes in search of kitty (where are you kitty!?)
where is kitty? [ 9912KB ]

and "flamingbs" (lovely name), teaches how to be a ninja.
how to be a ninja [ 7042KB ]

and last but not least ..

this was submitted by a harry potter fan. i guess it's "only fair" to post this :)
winners don't act like this [ 1100KB ]

i kinda want to be first for this one, i mean it's long awaited. i'll edit after watching the rest of the videos.


treat me better--that was insane, even with the hands it still seemed very professional.


presidential speechalist--that guy looks like andy dick. anyways it was very funny, and very accurate.


tongue swallowing--that shouldnt be possible. wasnt that gross though.


take on me--that was hilarious. i love family guy. best gift i ever got was from my girlfriend on christmas. 1st adn 2nd season of family guy and a whole cheesecake. i cant wait for this years christmas. "where have you been" "I DONT KNOW!!"


avoider--umm kinda boring.


where is kitty?--that was really long, and, oh wait no negativity. it was boring.

how to be a ninja-ahahaha. probably my second favorite one after the family guy one. nice system of a down, the old stuff.



winners don't act like this--hahha, their metal shirts. that was damn funny.


realllly good update.

the toy car 1 is very funny, and very clever, and so is where is kitty, i love the game its so adictive, and swallowing your own tounge is just sick

Heh, cool. If you're wondering about my name, BS are my initials, and the flaming part just refers to the old prank of putting a bag of flaming crap on someone's doorstep... just wanted to clear up any confusion.

that one video "how to be a ninja" should be "how to be a retard"

[Snow]

I made that thread for avoider so I'll take credit

I haven't looked at the stuff yet so....

I will.

Im up to 1053 so far

[Snow]

Thank god in avoider....

In the original avoider they had tese annoying blue bar things on the side that would make you lose all of your points.

Treat me better was kind of cool, kind of boring.

Tongue swallowing...ew

the family guy thing was funny

How to be a ninja, Idk

The harry potter thing was True, with those idiots thinking its fun to destroy someones hobby.

[treefalse]

I loved the family guy one!

I think the flash about the harry potter spoiler nerds might have well put "Curse you john!!!!"

"Borsht kills snuffy in book 6!!!!!"

[Led_Zeppelin]

I submitted the take on me thing :p

Now, I'm ready for tommorows update :)

[treefalse]

Me too! =D

[Snow]

I think andy dick is really funny, I loved the presidential speechalist.

I slept on it, and saw what sticked.

those were all amazing!!!!!!! i especially liked presidential speechlist, the family guy one, and treat me better those were amazing
how to be a ninja was wierd
and ive played avoider at onemorelevel.com

just got a sweet high score on Avoider:
2796
i have proof if u dont believe me.
These videos are only playing half way thru for some reason i dont know why... anyone know how to fix my problem???
cheers

I've been able to do that tounge swallowing thing for about 4 & 1/2 years now. People asked me to do it alot towards the end of 5th grade.

[Led_Zeppelin]

Here's fun in ruining the book for little kids:


SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

w/ all those videos you'd think we'd be talking about somethign else other than harry potter.

I liked all of 'em. Personally...yep...

OOMFG the Bush video is awsome. Thanks John for the update.

I loved treat me better, the music was awesome.

What would have been better is if they added the car sounds like engines, and screaching tires.

I just want to know who did the song for the video, cause it was sweet.

Family Guy rocks. Treat Me Better was insane. Presedential Spechalist was hilarious. Not now--- not now-- hold it... hoooold it.... hold iiiiit......

Everything else was kind of lame.

Originally Posted by Led_Zeppelin

Here's fun in ruining the book for little kids:


SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

****ing jackass shut your big mouth you ****ing nobhead

Im like a computer nerd and stuff but I hate and probaly always will hate Harry Potter so that video made me laugh really hard. BUT being the computer nerd that I am if someone for example blew the Half Life 2 ending for me or somthing I would be just as mad as the harry potter fans but come on it had a friggin warning on it this poor guy what does he got to do change the sites name to HARRYPOTTERSPOILER.com or somthing I mean god damn. Oh well least I thought it was funny thats all that matters to me.

omg i hate the little b*stard in the avioder ots freakin evil! moving soo dang fast and teleporting around! very adictive tho.

John!!!! Whered you go again, none of us can wait for some news. Hurry back, I beg of you.