Ok my last thread in here was about a very serious issue that touches us daily, Batman vs Superman, Batman won. Now this one is a lot less frequent but still very important.

Spiderman vs Superman.
Leading Ladies?
Spiderman has the ugly pasty skinned, red nut, fugly looking Kirsten dunst in his movies.
http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/kirsten2.jpg
Wheras Superman has lots of leading ladies because he has lots of movies, let's look at his most recent Lois Lane from Superman Returns. Kate Bosworth
http://www.latelanera.com/cinema/images_preview/2006/supermanKateBosworth.jpg

Superman wins with the leading ladies.

Second love intrest?
For Spiderman's most recent Gwen Stacy who will appear in Spiderman 3 we have another ugly red nut allthough this one has a horrible hair style too, even I have better hair than this fugmo.
http://badhairday.typepad.com/bad_hair_day/images/bryce_dallas_howard.jpg
Superman has had a lot of Lana Langs but let's look at the most recent one from the hit CW/WB show "Smallville". Kristin Kreuk is not pale skinned or freckly but she does have fantastic hair
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/KristinLL.jpg

Superman wins with the second love intrest.

Powers?
Spiderman can shoot webs from his hands and he is flexible and kinda strong, so what? Superman is invincble, has heat vision, X-Ray vision, super strength, super speed and he can fly. Spiderman would try and shoot his webs at Superman but then Superman would use his heat vision and smash the spiderweb away.

Superman wins in powers

Coolness?
Superman because he is super cool.

Superman wins in coolness

Age?
Superman debuted June 1938 almost 69 years ago. Spiderman debuted in August 1962 almost 42 years ago.

Superman wins in age.

Anyway who do you think is better Superman or Spiderman?

o dam its fitty fitty

How is it, Superman will kick Spiderman's arse anyday.

Superman wins.

The only reason Spiderman could win in such a debate is because he's about to have another movie.

Only stupid people vote for Superman. Spiderman, hands down.

Only stupid people vote Spiderman, Superman has better looking women, better powers and better movies.

Kirsten has a cute face.

I love how you can call all the girls fugly, yet you ain't a looker yourself.

Spiderman is cooler.

You people only say that because he's the Superhero in the spotlight right now. Though Superman isn't very smart... I just can't put up with Spiderman's whining anymore.

Superman is like that jock in high school that thinks he is a superhero, but ends up getting an office job somewhere. The difference is, he's actually a superhero, and his office job is a cover. He's still an asshat.

Spiderman wins. Add Kirsten Dunst is cute. She wins, too.

Spiderman is a much cooler superhero. Superman is invincible. Where's the danger? Nothing's a threat to that guy. Spiderman, however, is very human, and easy to relate to. Thus, Spiderman>Superman.

Whatever, it's not that I don't like Spiderman. I just like Superman better.

Spiderman is a much cooler superhero. Superman is invincible. Where's the danger? Nothing's a threat to that guy. Spiderman, however, is very human, and easy to relate to. Thus, Spiderman>Superman.

We must not forget about kryptonite.

We can relate to Spiderman, and he doesn't have some cheesy phrase or weakness.

We must not forget about kryptonite.
Hey, yeah, he's weak to a rare, alien substance. That makes him really easy to kill.

Kirsten isn't cute, she's fugly

I like how you're calling the red-headed chicks fugly. I smell hypocrisy...

I was waiting for somebody to say that. Kirsten Dunst and that other chick are just ugly, the red hair has nothing to do with it, I wanted attention.

Kirsten isn't cute, she's fugly

Well thats your opinion.

Kirsten Dunst is really freaking hot, first of all, and she's probably in more movies than any of the generic Lois Lowries combined. And besides, I think she's naturally blonde.

Spiderman could teabag superman into tomorrow. Superman is very obviously, at least in the comics, a complete and total asshole. Spiderman is a freaking badass and there's a much cooler story line to Spiderman than Superman. Cool graphic representation of mutation accompanied by relatively logical explanation of mutation > Came from another planet.

Although Superman basically destroys spiderman in a google fight, (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Superman&word2=Spiderman) the bar by which all popularity is accurately measured, Spiderman is way cooler than Superman. Cooler costume, more formidable enemies, doesn't look like he belongs in a gay bar, smarter people surrounding him, more, and more complicated, obstacles to deal with...Spiderman pwns. End of story.

That was... elaborate. Even though I now have a new found respect for Spiderman (though I kinda knew all that already, I do tend to forget sometimes though), I'm still biased toward Superman because I've been following his franchise since infancy. It's more a nostalgic element than anything else.

By the way, in my honest opinion (from a straight point of view), I happen to find Kirsten Dunst quite pretty.

Spiderman's enemies have much more elaborate storylines. This is the basis for all Superman enemies. "OMG IM MENTAL AND I GOT STRUCK BY SOME CRAZY SUBSTANCE, NOW I PWN ALL LOLOLOL!!!"

Kirsten Dunst is about as attractive as Lindsay Lohan or Fergie or Mary Kate Olsen. Paris Hilton is better looking than Kirsten Dunst.
I suppose Kirsten Dunst is attractive in the way that she doesn't follow trends like looking pretty or having straight teeth.
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8409/kirstendunstmr5.jpg

Seeing as how you probably loved that here are some more I'm sure you'll all enjoy.
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8185/marykkateolsenad2.jpg
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6007/lindsaylohanaw8.jpg
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4185/fergieno4.jpg

Hey, GWIA, stop going out of you're way to find some of her not-so-good pics.

http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/kirsten_dunst_2001.jpg
http://www.alexfish.com/kirsten_d/Kirsten_Dunst011.jpeg
http://www.fandom.it/serialcult/attrici/kirsten/kirsten_dunst_36.jpg

Dunno 'bout you guys, but I'd definitely hit it.

I wasn't going out of my way, I just typed in Kirsten Dunst and up she came, I would only do Kirsten Dunst because I could get in one of those celebrity magazines.
Also Superman's ladies are way better looking.
http://www.oceleb.com/img/kate-bosworth/kate-bosworth-1.jpg
http://www.nndb.com/people/096/000024024/aot4.jpg
http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/5835/kristinlaurakreuk621um.jpg
http://www.celebutaint.com/images/09214_erica_durance_fhm_03.jpg

... I'm starting to get the impression that you know nothing of either franchise.

At least Spiderman is.... monogamous

If a thought crossed Superman's mind it would be the shortest journey on record. He's a friggin' idiot, as are the people that created him.

Those are 2 Lois Lanes and 2 Lana Langs, Superman's women. I like the bottom 2 the most :).

Oh good grief...

this is retarded...

but just to make things better...
http://prettygirls.bloggero.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/emma-watson.jpg

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/566218/images/me-spider.jpg
lol

http://www.liderdigital.com/imagenes/noticias/foto2/Exorcist.jpg

Can we get back to the subject at hand please?

Alright, this thread is doomed to be locked away forever....