i don't know what that whole new years thing was about. maybe i was on something-- or just very bored. hopefully the latter. i didn't kill anyone named john, or steal their identity, either.

anyways, thanks for everyone who emailed me about a) kinder meaning "child", and b) the google tv video (yes, it's definitely a hoax!). i'm not sure if anyone realizes it's not always me posting on the front page <i>(hopefully now you do!)</i>.

in case you haven't figured it out, i'm terrified of the forums. don't ask me why, i'm not even sure myself. so you if have something super awesome it's probably wise to email it to me-- i actually read that :) (on a side note, there will FINALLY be a better solution in the near future. it's coming, promise!)

and of course, the good stuff:

looks like your average arcade game ... and then things get a little crazy.
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/retron">retron</a> [ 0.8 mb ]

it was submitted as "hedgehog" even though that's clearly not the title. hmm... i wonder why... <i>(thanks theBeno)</i>
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/thefancypantsadventure">the fancy pants adventure</a> [ 1.6 mb ]

this commercial is really cute. although.. i can't even remember what it's for.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/soccerkid">soccer kid</a> [ 2.8 mb ]

saving private ryan dubbed over with clips from finding nemo. the result? awesome.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/savingprivatenemo">saving private nemo</a> [ 8.7 mb ]

tom hanks also happens to appear in this video. geeks only!
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/morphablefaces">morphable faces</a> [ 12.5 mb ]

notice that "spares" is plural. what are the chances? craziness!
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/luckyspares">lucky spares</a> [ 0.7 mb ]

oh, those crazy japanese!
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/flashmob">flash mob</a> [ 6.7 mb ]

jimmy kimmel is a late night god. and this here is the proof.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/unnecessarycensorship">unnecessary censorship</a> [ 7 mb ]

looks like someone is getting fired. note to media guy: google images with safe-filter ON.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/krispykremenewsblooper">krispy kreme news blooper</a> [ 0.6 mb ]

oh fked! do you even realize why they want you to do this commercial? anything to make a buck.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/kevinfederlinecommercial">kevin federline commercial</a> [ 1.3 mb ]

i didn't expect to see much.. then i got blown away. go.... lady.. on.. bike. yeah!
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/ladywithbike">lady with bike</a> [ 19.9 mb ]

every man needs an automated friend to fetch them a beer. price is no object here.. but well.. maybe speed is.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/beerrobot">beer robot</a> [ 9.1 mb ]

oh, the great animal kingdom! you'll never know what two creatures will try to battle it off.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/rabbittakesonsnake">rabbit takes on snake</a> [ 2.3 mb ]

"flash bastard" accidentally submitted these to me, thinking i was from another site. but after he realized his error, he said we could feature them anyways. just what we needed, some crazy animutations.
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/rockawayfish">rock-a-way-fish</a> [ 4.7 mb ]
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/3">3.14</a> [ 4.8 mb ]
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/asianpride">asian pride</a> [ 1.6 mb ]

Great update, will check out videos later.

OH my! WOw that was great!
Hmm John, were you at another rave? Tisk tisk.
Well those videos are funny!
Oh glad I can put the Saving private Nemo one on my site, I'ma put that everywhere!

that update was really good, i really liked the lady on bike stunts, i tried standing up on my bike, i almost broke my nose!

Exelent Update :)
5 Stars
But What Does It Say On The Krispy Kreme Advert I Realy Cant Read It?

Exelent Update :)
5 Stars
But What Does It Say On The Krispy Kreme Advert I Realy Cant Read It?


It says "so good you'd suck dick"

Or something like that...

What program is that 3D face modeling in? I NEED TO KNOW.

lots of stuff

what's the name of that basic theme from retron?
it sounds really familiar

I found myself watching Asian Pride over and over because it had cute girls in :/

Wasn't Asian Pride on Albinoblacksheep or something?

Wasn't Asian Pride on Albinoblacksheep or something?

Yes it was. Its also still alive on Newgrounds.

I guess it got some popularity for a bit. Not my personal favorate mutation (it was my 2nd) but I did enjoy doing it.

Hi... I'm flashbastard. I'm striving to be the coolest geek in the world.