<i>mop mop mop</i>. the cobwebs are gone, but still a lot of work to do. i guess i should sneak in an update while this place airs out. smells like the last tenant had monkeys.

own a 360? play geometry wars more than a healthy amount? me too. neon is a flash replica.. sorta. aaar! addiction ahead.
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/neon">neon</a> [ 0.2 mb ]

there are some things they are done <i>so</i> many times that it makes you almost vomit. stop-frame-animation is one of these-- but this is done <i>incredibly</i> well. bravo, tony and paul!
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/tonyvspaul">tony vs paul</a> [ 11.7 mb ]

those crazy japanese are at it again -- how the heck do they get away with this stuff? some of the funniest pranks ever.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/japanesepranks">japanese pranks</a> [ 11.4 mb ]

okay.. okay.. it's not christmas. but remember, i'm not who you think i am -- i didn't even exist before yesterday! so consider our friend holiday hawk to be a belated xmas present or a very very early one.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/holidayhawk">holiday hawk</a> [ 1.3 mb ]

booze... drugs... and (<i>you know what's coming</i>) spiders <i>(k, maybe you didn't.)</i>. there's only one way to find out what happens when an intoxicated spider tries to spin a web.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/intoxicatedspiders">intoxicated spiders</a> [ 4.3 mb ]

i think it's proof that i'm mentally retarded for finding this halarious.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/eatlikesnake">eat like snake</a> [ 2.6 mb ]

this is what happens when someone can't afford a decent paint program... they become an mspaint <i>master</i>. this guy would have came in handy during the windows 3.1 days.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/mspaintcar">mspaint car</a> [ 12.6 mb ]

now if you excuse me, i have rats to lasso.

Cool!

I want to learn how to draw a car like the MSpaint guy.

Hahaha, the spiders made me laugh my ass off ^.^ The pranks were pretty good too.

All the videos are great, The spiders were beyond a documentary I have ever seen before. Poor Japanese getting tormented for television purposes.

I loved the spider video. That was just classic. The jap pranks were pretty funny granted you could tell they had small woowoo's because of the way they had to barely sensor it.

Anywho, this was a great update for our new John.

It's good to have things back to normal John. Most of us mods were trying to save the front page, but most of our updates failed miserably. This is the first quality update I've seen in for about 2 months.

That MS paint dude was crazy. I think the video may have been sped up, but it's still hard to make a car like that out of MS paint.

The mspaint car was fab. I reckon it should have been red though. And the spider video was cool, and the game is simple, but great
Anyway, a good update. Keep it up!

you're creeping me out john.

Hey, give the newb a chance. ;)

wow the paul vs. john vid is awsome. i now wanna make stop anamations...i like how they flew everywhere, walk through fences and stuff.

Eat like snake!!!!!

wow the paul vs. john vid is awsome. i now wanna make stop anamations...i like how they flew everywhere, walk through fences and stuff.
dont quote me on this, but i THINK they "flew" by jumping lots, n edited so you just saw them at the height of the jump. pretty gd idea and very "out the box" thinking!

It's a stop motion technique called pixilation, where you use real people in place of puppets. It's personally one of my favorite filmmaking techniques, ordering people around is so much fun. Yea, basically you make people fly by forcing the actors to jumps many many many times over and over again (this is where having a cattle prod comes in handy) and you take the frame at the top of their jump.
pretty gd idea and very "out the box" thinking!
Not really, see Neighbours (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbours_%28film%29)(1952), Jobard ne peut pas voir les femmes travailler(1911), You can even see a little in Nosferatu(1922).

That MS paint dude was crazy. I think the video may have been sped up, but it's still hard to make a car like that out of MS paint.

yeah they had to speed it up or else the video would have been like 4 hours long.

my jaw just kept dropping further and further while i was watching that... i mean DAMN!

i'm kind of good at drawung cars on paper that inspired me to make a high speed video like tht and see what ppl think

For the neon addicts...
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Neon-2.html

Lol good job John. Last months update is still good.

I am not blaming you, but your reburth didn't go as planned, did it?

or is noone sending anything fun for us?

... now if you excuse me, i have rats to lasso.
So many rats?