hello everyone, let me introduce myself. my name is john and i'm new here. w-what's that? there already is a john? no no .. you must be mistaken. there never <i>was</i> a john. you must be losing your mind.

i don't know who was running this place earlier, but honestly -- what a disaster. rats in the servers, cobwebs on the keyboards, and i think i caught gonorrhea from this chair. but nonetheless, i'll try to clean up this mess and make sure we all have a good time... and not catch any diseases and die.

oh, and welcome to 2007.

Hey john, i'm treefalse. The other john made me super mod, I don't know what he was thinking...

Hey john, i'm treefalse. The other john made me super mod, I don't know what he was thinking...

they may have promoted you in exchange for sexual favours. that's how i ..er.. >_>
so. nice weather.

You call grass outside in winter nice weather? Damn what happened to you John.

they may have promoted you in exchange for sexual favours. that's how i ..er.. >_>
so. nice weather.
Dang, what the hell did you do for Admin?

You pretty much live where i live, at my computer. Well, except i live with my psp and ps3 also. So, i live with electronics. Nice to meet you new john.

**Lots and lots of blinking**
Umm...hi. Things have been, to say the least, a mess without you. Now that you've been reborn(?) I need to ask you one teeny-tiny favor, SAVE US!!! Being in this place has been a nightmarish existance that only you can rescue us from. We've been doing the online equivalent of wading around in our own feces.
There's really no use for me to ramble on any longer, it's pretty obvious that my heart is exploding with joy at you're glorious return.

hey new john! (my names also john OMG!)

mind going into any detail abouts whats going on? do you know old john (hes sooooo yesterday's news lol)?


and also cos my names also john (OMG!), do u mind making me a mod? thanks in advance! :P

hey new john!
hey everyone...
and hey trig1 ^^

I'm new to the board, but not new to the site... you've been watched all the time o.O

by the way... my name is not john ^^

and sorry for you trig1... you can't become a mod. It's becaus the last ones will be the first ones (is this a correct saying in english?) and i just joined the board. And i'm from germany, too... some of the stuff posted here was also german. So as you see, you can't become a mod, right? But just for this stupid repliement i signed up the board. ^^

So, new John, i'm hoping for a new and even better gprime ^^

*still watching all of you*

and sorry for you trig1... you can't become a mod. It's becaus the last ones will be the first ones (is this a correct saying in english?)

the last ones will be the first ones? do u mean the "first ones are also the last"? cos that might make sence. well i wasnt being totally sirous (well duh) - but it would be really cool if i was one, and more mods - more updates - more views - more business for gprime. im just trying to help out gprime, right?

the last ones will be the first ones? do u mean the "first ones are also the last"? cos that might make sence. well i wasnt being totally sirous (well duh) - but it would be really cool if i was one, and more mods - more updates - more views - more business for gprime. im just trying to help out gprime, right?
More mods might just make our job 100 times harder. We're a disorganized force as it is.

What...the...hell is going on?
No offence, but I really dont find any sence in what youre doing, john.

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT EXPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT EXPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES
Hilarious.

What a strange wave of new people. What did runescape dude do?

HIz JON! Ur so cool! CAN I B A MOD NOW!? kthxbai

i hope people werent thinking i was in any way thinking i was sirious about becoming a mod - it was a stupid joke.

What a strange wave of new people. What did runescape dude do?Spam/sucky flaming with all caps.

We've been doing the online equivalent of wading around in our own feces.

Mmm. Lovely imagery, Diet Poop. Just wanted to say that I usually enjoy all the posts if for no other reason than that they are something new. And as a monkey may I just say thank heaven that there is only wading going on and no slinging.