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gwia
11-18-2006, 07:52 PM
Now time for a debate on a subject that affects our every day lives and is very important to today's society, who is cooler Superman or Batman.

Me and my friend discussed this for an hour and a half bus ride the other day and he was wrong. Batman is infinantly cooler than Superman. Just because Batman has Robin and Batgirl doesn't mean he's a pussy, it just means he's not a loner nerd who probably smells funny like superman.

So what superman has powers, Batman earned what he has and plus just because Superman could throw an asteroid on Batman doesn't mean anything, Batman would just go out and get some kryptonite and cover his suit in it and then make a necklace with the rest and then he would go up to superman and go "take this bitch" and put the kryptonite necklace around superman's neck and then put cement shoes on him and throw him in the ocean, insta-dead.

Some girls on the bus said that Superman had a better outfit but that's irrelivant, plus Batman's suit is black so it can't stain and Superman's suit can stain, so Batman's suit is more practical, not to mention everything he has in that belt.

Superman may be able to fly but that's boring compared to Batman's kick arse batmobile. Who wouldn't want to drive around in the batmobile, it's only the coolest car EVER.

Axel
11-18-2006, 08:03 PM
Superman, although I like Batman's array of technology.

gwia
11-18-2006, 08:21 PM
you suck, Superman is lame and a loner. Batman is cool and has friends.

Axel
11-18-2006, 08:35 PM
*cough*Justice League*cough*

gwia
11-18-2006, 08:59 PM
Justice League doesn't count because it's on Cartoon Network and the only good show on Cartoon Network is the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

nickychris3
11-18-2006, 09:36 PM
It's no debate. Batman wins.

Ryu-Nacho
11-18-2006, 10:00 PM
Spiderman.

Axel
11-18-2006, 11:46 PM
Justice League doesn't count because it's on Cartoon Network and the only good show on Cartoon Network is the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
FYI, Justice League started out as a comic.

nickychris3
11-19-2006, 01:34 AM
Spiderman.
Ewww... Marvel comics?

Axel
11-19-2006, 01:43 AM
Stfu N00bxorz!!!

zwild1
11-19-2006, 03:56 PM
Jeez... my dad just pulled out a dozen of the finest justuce league comics... gotta love the flash dude

gwia
11-19-2006, 05:43 PM
It's no debate. Batman wins.
Exactly.

FYI, Justice League started out as a comic.
I've only ever read a futurama-simpsons crossover comic and that was because we had silent reading and somebody stole the book I was reading (this was like in year 6)