View Full Version : 1001 creative ways to die young


gussa
11-12-2006, 07:13 AM
how do you want to die?
make them interesting please.

i want to be poisoned, set on fire and thrown off a building with a fishing wire noose around my neck into the ocean.
if im alive after that, ill be a moneys uncle.

Ryu-Nacho
11-12-2006, 08:28 AM
I don't wanna die. =P

God
11-12-2006, 12:36 PM
Thats not creative, thats just a combo of ways to die.

Iron Chef Pizza
11-13-2006, 12:09 AM
If I had to, I would wanna die doing a really spectacular stunt. Like jumping from a plane with no parachute on a motorbike while playing a banjo.

Bosman310
11-13-2006, 09:14 AM
If I had to, I would wanna die doing a really spectacular stunt. Like jumping from a plane with no parachute on a motorbike while playing a banjo.
jumping out of a plane would suck, ALOT and how are you gonna hold onto the bike if your playing the banjo

Drunken_Shinobi
11-13-2006, 07:41 PM
I don't feel like dying yet, but I'd find some creative way to die probably.

Backflip
11-13-2006, 07:52 PM
i want to die in a swiss cheese releated way...

Drunken_Shinobi
11-14-2006, 12:31 AM
You mean heart attack from eating too much Swiss Cheese?

Frank
11-14-2006, 06:22 PM
DS, your Sig is scaring me...

...it keeps changing, and telling me it loves me...:shock2:
lol

nickychris3
11-14-2006, 11:43 PM
You know... for the longest time I only wanted to die in my sleep or something peaceful like that, but now I'm not so sure. It just seems really boring to be. I think maybe I'll go do something just NUTS when I'm around 70 or 80. Maybe I'll tell all my family goodbye and then die the in the most exciting way possible. Of course, then again... that sounds like belated suicide. Kay, the sleep thing might not be such a bad idea then. I don't want to be remembered as the crazy grandma who commit suicide a few decades too late...... O_-

Drunken_Shinobi
11-15-2006, 03:14 AM
DS, your Sig is scaring me...
...it keeps changing, and telling me it loves me...:shock2:
lol
Then deal with it, because my sig is random.

Natus Lumen
11-15-2006, 08:49 PM
I'd like to die in my sleep. For my grandpa, it was peaceful. For the other people in the car, it was scary as shit.

My girlfriend got mad at something I said at lunch the other day, so she dropped a french fry in my sprite. I then decided that I would make my death as ironic as possible, and die by drowning myself in an 80 gallon pool of cold sprite. So there.
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First one was something I heard. Second part was a true story.

gussa
11-16-2006, 11:18 PM
Thats not creative, thats just a combo of ways to die.
but it sure as hell gets the job done.

viper.gtsr
11-22-2006, 03:36 PM
If I wanted to die, I would step on a land mine after destroying my school.

VerbalCannon
11-22-2006, 04:26 PM
Throwing a tantrum after playing CS:S and accidently slam head too hard into your mothers basement floor.

Drunken_Shinobi
11-22-2006, 05:14 PM
I'd like to die by destroying the world along with myself. But that's all hypothetical.

VerbalCannon
11-22-2006, 05:31 PM
Why would you want to take everyone down with you?

Drunken_Shinobi
11-22-2006, 07:42 PM
Because by that time I would've probably developed a hate for humanity, but....I'm never going to get to that point.

VerbalCannon
11-22-2006, 08:41 PM
Still in denial...

Drunken_Shinobi
11-23-2006, 09:42 PM
Still in denial...
Still hypothetical.

Natus Lumen
11-24-2006, 12:51 AM
Another awesome ironic way to die would be this: you're a leading scientist and you've just developed a medicine to make humans immortal. You decide to give it to a test subject (human) and then attempt to kill it in order to test it. You feed it to the test subject, and then stab it. The man, now enraged and immortal, retaliates and kills you, and then proceeds to kill all of mankind.

gussa
11-27-2006, 08:30 AM
whatever you do, do not give a potion of immortality to D_S

Drunken_Shinobi
11-29-2006, 12:25 AM
If I ever got an immortality potion then I wouldn't die, which is cool. Instead, I'll just not die and do stuff.

uglypugly
11-29-2006, 12:51 AM
how do you want to die?
make them interesting please.
i want to be poisoned, set on fire and thrown off a building with a fishing wire noose around my neck into the ocean.
if im alive after that, ill be a moneys uncle.

The fire will melt/burn the fishing wire, the water you land in will put out the fire, and the whole ordeal will make you vomit the poison. So your brother/sister gave birth to a monkey?

reapper
11-29-2006, 06:51 PM
hmmm how i like to die ...
i get like to get ripe apart with barb wire then the bits that are left i would put them in a mircowave and see them cook

viper.gtsr
12-02-2006, 10:41 PM
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12-03-2006, 12:08 AM
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Dark Tempter
12-03-2006, 05:56 PM
Well, If i'm gonna die I'm sure as hell gonna take as many people with me as I can. I'd also wanna die doing what I love.

This is what I can come up with.....

The stage is lit........the band comes out........everyone takes their plase on stage......I (the drummer) pick up my sticks and begin to play. Ther crowd is wild until disaster strikes! My sticks break and gouge out one of my eyes!!! I stumble across the stage and step on on one of the fire works on the stage. the place blows everybody dies but me......I stand up (now blown out onto the streets) grateful for my life as begin to walk awy to a hospital. A dog run in front of me and I trip into a steaming pit of Ravoli where I burn to death!!!

The thing I love that were included in this story: Drumming, Fireworks, dogs, Ravoli, and.....up.....pits???