how do you want to die?
make them interesting please.

i want to be poisoned, set on fire and thrown off a building with a fishing wire noose around my neck into the ocean.
if im alive after that, ill be a moneys uncle.

I don't wanna die. =P

Thats not creative, thats just a combo of ways to die.

If I had to, I would wanna die doing a really spectacular stunt. Like jumping from a plane with no parachute on a motorbike while playing a banjo.

If I had to, I would wanna die doing a really spectacular stunt. Like jumping from a plane with no parachute on a motorbike while playing a banjo.
jumping out of a plane would suck, ALOT and how are you gonna hold onto the bike if your playing the banjo

I don't feel like dying yet, but I'd find some creative way to die probably.

i want to die in a swiss cheese releated way...

You mean heart attack from eating too much Swiss Cheese?

DS, your Sig is scaring me...

...it keeps changing, and telling me it loves me...:shock2:
lol

You know... for the longest time I only wanted to die in my sleep or something peaceful like that, but now I'm not so sure. It just seems really boring to be. I think maybe I'll go do something just NUTS when I'm around 70 or 80. Maybe I'll tell all my family goodbye and then die the in the most exciting way possible. Of course, then again... that sounds like belated suicide. Kay, the sleep thing might not be such a bad idea then. I don't want to be remembered as the crazy grandma who commit suicide a few decades too late...... O_-

DS, your Sig is scaring me...
...it keeps changing, and telling me it loves me...:shock2:
lol
Then deal with it, because my sig is random.

I'd like to die in my sleep. For my grandpa, it was peaceful. For the other people in the car, it was scary as shit.

My girlfriend got mad at something I said at lunch the other day, so she dropped a french fry in my sprite. I then decided that I would make my death as ironic as possible, and die by drowning myself in an 80 gallon pool of cold sprite. So there.
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First one was something I heard. Second part was a true story.

Thats not creative, thats just a combo of ways to die.
but it sure as hell gets the job done.

If I wanted to die, I would step on a land mine after destroying my school.

Throwing a tantrum after playing CS:S and accidently slam head too hard into your mothers basement floor.

I'd like to die by destroying the world along with myself. But that's all hypothetical.

Why would you want to take everyone down with you?

Because by that time I would've probably developed a hate for humanity, but....I'm never going to get to that point.

Still in denial...

Still in denial...
Still hypothetical.

Another awesome ironic way to die would be this: you're a leading scientist and you've just developed a medicine to make humans immortal. You decide to give it to a test subject (human) and then attempt to kill it in order to test it. You feed it to the test subject, and then stab it. The man, now enraged and immortal, retaliates and kills you, and then proceeds to kill all of mankind.

whatever you do, do not give a potion of immortality to D_S

If I ever got an immortality potion then I wouldn't die, which is cool. Instead, I'll just not die and do stuff.

how do you want to die?
make them interesting please.
i want to be poisoned, set on fire and thrown off a building with a fishing wire noose around my neck into the ocean.
if im alive after that, ill be a moneys uncle.

The fire will melt/burn the fishing wire, the water you land in will put out the fire, and the whole ordeal will make you vomit the poison. So your brother/sister gave birth to a monkey?

hmmm how i like to die ...
i get like to get ripe apart with barb wire then the bits that are left i would put them in a mircowave and see them cook

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Well, If i'm gonna die I'm sure as hell gonna take as many people with me as I can. I'd also wanna die doing what I love.

This is what I can come up with.....

The stage is lit........the band comes out........everyone takes their plase on stage......I (the drummer) pick up my sticks and begin to play. Ther crowd is wild until disaster strikes! My sticks break and gouge out one of my eyes!!! I stumble across the stage and step on on one of the fire works on the stage. the place blows everybody dies but me......I stand up (now blown out onto the streets) grateful for my life as begin to walk awy to a hospital. A dog run in front of me and I trip into a steaming pit of Ravoli where I burn to death!!!

The thing I love that were included in this story: Drumming, Fireworks, dogs, Ravoli, and.....up.....pits???

I always planned to go to a gas station without a car, ask for $100 on pump 4 and proceed to soaking everything i see (including myself of course) in gasoline. then all you have to do is light a match.

What the hell is it with people taking others on the way out? If I kill myself it's gonna be just me and it will be magnificent. By which I mean shooting myself in the head while falling off a huge building. With sparklers.

mega bump'

Mega hump.

sega thump!

Tribeca Trump

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fuck you.

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that would be an awesome way to die. Is that person really dead though?

ha, i didn't even know that was a rick roll.

Never gonna give you up...
Never gonna let you down..
Never gonna run around and desert you....

old

Wrinkly.

smelly

gussa

He lives

in a shoebox

above sea level.

By exactly 27 centimeters.

Here's how you do it! THE real party way!
-ratt poison
-a gun
-a rope
- a big black 4.6 feet dildo
- and a chair

1. tie the rope to the ceiling in a slipknot and put it around your neck, and get up on the chair
2. put the big black dildo up your ass !
3. put the rat poison on your tongue

Then swallow the rat poison jump down from the chair and fire the gun in your brains, while in mid-air = 100% death

-ratt poison


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Is this one of those "Know the difference, it could save your life," moments?

Here's how you do it! THE real party way!
-ratt poison
-a gun
-a rope
- a big black 4.6 feet dildo
- and a chair

1. tie the rope to the ceiling in a slipknot and put it around your neck, and get up on the chair
2. put the big black dildo up your ass !
3. put the rat poison on your tongue

Then swallow the rat poison jump down from the chair and fire the gun in your brains, while in mid-air = 100% death

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sjtTyIA4eMI/SMu6SeoqOYI/AAAAAAAADY0/v5QQtX-i_fo/s400/the_more_you_know2.jpg

Stop bullying me :(

Stop bullying me :(

:)

how do you want to die?
make them interesting please.

i want to be poisoned, set on fire and thrown off a building with a fishing wire noose around my neck into the ocean.
if im alive after that, ill be a moneys uncle.

Drowned. Upside down. In the Lebrea tar pits.

Drowned. Upside down. In the lebrea tar pits.

I think a creative way to die would be to find a way to kill yourself with the most harmless object.

Get mauled by a bear which then throws me off a large cliff.

What a picky bear.

Choosy bears choose ClayFox.

Just make sure said bears aren't the ones from the "charmin ultra soft toilet tissue" ads, and, failing that, pray that they haven't run out of things to wipe their ass with.

Fate worse than death.

swallow a bunch of superballs then jump off a building and see if you bounce.

I was reading some poetry by Rumi the other day, specifically "IV" and this part about a man mocking another man of faith, saying "If your God will truly save you, jump off this ledge, you have nothing to fear then."
"You damn two men, saying that."

being in a bloody war in the ring and the ref doesn't stop it so I get mauled and die.
nah. I'd rather die from saving someone or something :P

swallow a bunch of superballs then jump off a building and see if you bounce.

I think this is ready for human testing. Anyone care to experiment with it?

If you don't return to the boards, we'll put you down as "Test unsuccessful".

Not it!

Death by snu snu seems to be the best choice.

Unless you're Dudeo.

eh

Death by snu snu seems to be the best choice.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Well played.