Quess he's not invincible after all. =( (http://chuck.norris.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php)

Whoaaaaaaaaaa

how did I fak'd web page?

http://abs.gprime.net/53674.im+using_the+internet!!1!!.jpg

I...

This...

lol@u

Well...this is ironic and I'd like to see the outcome of this soon.

its fake. congradulations, the idiot who made the thing was dumb enough to put chuck norris in the subdomain. haha.

(this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.comSorry guys, chuck norris is alive and well.

Hmm...well I'd still like to see how it might be like. But, it's fake unfortunatly, just click somewhere on the top and you'll find out.

Oh well, the guy's in his seventies either way so I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmm...well I'd still like to see how it might be like. But, it's fake unfortunatly, just click somewhere on the top and you'll find out.
Oh. A part of me was hoping It was true. I don't mean to wish death upon him, I just wanted the Chuck Norris jokes to come to an end.

Oh. A part of me was hoping It was true. I don't mean to wish death upon him, I just wanted the Chuck Norris jokes to come to an end.

No one really cared about Stever Irwin as much until he died, imagine what's going to happen when Chuck Norris dies.

Chuck Norris won't die until he's at least 110. He's 66 years old and he's still kicking ass on freaking professionals one-third or less than his age. Unless he does something like that, of course.

But God are the Chuck Norris jokes getting old.

Oh... he's sixty-six? Well, whatever, that's still old.

Quite old but not 70 though. He's surely not going to live over 100 years old.

Don't be so sure...

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Chuck Norris won't die until he's at least 110. He's 66 years old and he's still kicking ass on freaking professionals one-third or less than his age. Unless he does something like that, of course.
But God are the Chuck Norris jokes getting old.

Kicking ass? He's an actor for God's sake. He just knows some karate, he's not that fucking great.

I would pay to see you challenge him to a fight.

Kicking ass? He's an actor for God's sake. He just knows some karate, he's not that fucking great.
He's actually a professional martial artist with a shitload of awards.

He's an 8th degree black belt.

And he appeared on TV or in movies over 100 times. Of course, the fact that most of those shows/movies sucked doesn't count. He's become sort of an icon/standing joke to America, like it or not.

sho! i got such a fright!! i thought he was really dead!!

He's actually a professional martial artist with a shitload of awards.

He's an 8th degree black belt.
He's like nothing compared to Asian martial artists like Bruce Lee or Wong Fei Hong.

He's like nothing compared to Asian martial artists like Bruce Lee or Wong Fei Hong.I don't think Chuck Norris dedicated his LIFE to martial arts.

Psh.. that's because he would blow them out of the water if he did.

I don't think Chuck Norris dedicated his LIFE to martial arts.
8th dan blackbelt isn't dedicated?!

Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee.


Ooh! Chuck Norris Joke time

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee split into two, Jackie Chan, and Jet Lee.

Thanks for telling me something I already know.

Chuck Norris jokes...God save g-prime.

This was the first place I ever read Chuck Norris jokes -_-.

The first forms of Chuck Norris jokes I read were the Vin Diesel ones, and I was at Hellraiser's house. It was on a site similar to sloganizer.net, where you could just refresh the page and a new fact came up. Luke hit refresh and it came up with:

Vin Diesel one a staring contest with Terry Schaivo.

Luke had an asthma attack from laughing so hard, and we spent like all night looking at those. And then next thing I knew I was reading about Chuck Norris jokes in magazines and newspapers and stuff, which was the point when they started to get REALLY REALLY OLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD.

Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee though. Imagine if Bruce Lee were still alive, he'd probably take over the world.

Either that, or he would benefit mankind. Oh well, I still consider him one of the greatest athletes ever.

Too bad he isn't still alive, otherwise, he would've passed on his secret on how to get super buff like him.

It's all in the mind man...

Maybe if he were still alive, he'd be Neo for the Matrix. Plus, he would probably be able to fight off all those Smiths without special effects.

Lol, he'd take down like 100 in 10 seconds.

Well...that would be with special effects, without special effects, it would take longer but he'd still beat all of them.

Technically he could, with his one inch punches. And his slowest time is like 0.08 seconds, when his friends timed him.