what's the most FUNNIEST QUOTE you have ever heard???


one of them is in my SIG and was said by someone else

Lol, thanx!

i have a bunch of aol im away message i could post but, they are waaaaayyyy too long

so wot??? post ur messages

OK..

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger how my I take your order?

not funny. Good movie though.

"that's no problem. just stick this fish in your ear."

Anyone want to guess what that's from?

Best quote:
"It's a dream come true Eddy! I am buttered toast!"
-From the Immortal Wisdom of Ed

"that's no problem. just stick this fish in your ear."

Anyone want to guess what that's from?

hitch hickers guide to the galaxy?

"mary had a little lamb... and i ate it."

" i never thought of it that way." said god and vanishes in a poof of logic"

any one know what thats from?

Mary had a little lamb
and threw it out the window,
the window,
the seventh story window,
SUPRISE!
LAMB CHOPS!
dinner?
- julia russ (my friend)

" i never thought of it that way." said god and vanishes in a poof of logic"
that sounds very familiar 0_o

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!


http://img162.exs.cx/img162/849/scarface4ng.jpg

i like that.http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/happy.gif

"excuse me madam, but I believe your son has swollowed my hand-grenade" :blowup:

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!


http://img162.exs.cx/img162/849/scarface4ng.jpg

i like that.http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/happy.gif

That has got to be the best quote in this thread.

"hav u ever heard of teh muffin man...the muffin man THE MUFFIN MAN who lives on darly lane" its somthing liek that..its not that great BUT I HAD TO SAY IT :pile:

I'm not here right now im too busy playing video games.-- my friend

My sig, and its supposed to be funniest quotes right?

I'm sorry but this one takes the cake
"Diet Poop is my sex in a pan. I don't care what anyone says...i like the music. I wish i could lick my elbow" - Batmanismyhero

no way, this one is the best: "i like country music because it gets my anus shaking" from james michelle on the old forums as "big bum" or something.

" i never thought of it that way." said god and vanishes in a poof of logic"

any one know what thats from?

the original series of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

CORRECT!!

Great book. every one should read it.

only one word, but the best line ever

no

i love the book and the original series and i listened to the radio episodes aswell, but i didn't enjoy that as much

the movie is pretty good. espically the scene with the whale. LOL

Q: How many coconuts does it take to change a lightblub?
A: 15. one to smash it, and the other 14 to figure out how to put it back together.


A joke i thought up in my head when i visited the gamecheetz forum. there i am known as Another Hand. (who is the somewhat relative of master hand and crazy hand)

Click here to go to gamecheetz (http://www.gamecheetz.com)

"Suck my kiss." Lol....Red hot chili peppers...yes!

You have just contributed your first post ever to necroing a thread. and not with a point either. Not that this helps.

... Them Hispanicans ...

- Bush

... Them Hispanicans ...

- Bush
"George Bush does not care about Mexican people."
-me

why do people try to act like an admin or a moderator
Something nice to laugh at.

Oh the good old days of richmaster.

its called morals.. you never strike a lady unless of course you are married to her Something like that..

I didn't realize that GWIA was part of the wife beaters club. O_o
Oh the good old days of richmaster.
Ah, the mixed feelings and awkwardedness of the good old days of richmaster.

I didn't realize that GWIA was part of the wife beaters club. O_o

Ah, the mixed feelings and awkwardedness of the good old days of richmaster.

Indeed.

Matrix online for me.
MxO sucks btw.