Ever wanted an English to Yoda speak translater? well here it is yoda speak! (http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php)

<!-- // Countdown var sTimestamp; var yTimestamp; var vTimestamp1; var vTimestamp2; function getGoing() { // sTimestamp = parseInt(document.moo.sTime.value); // yTimestamp = parseInt(document.moo.yTime.value); sTimestamp = parseInt(document.getElementById('sTime').innerHTM L); yTimestamp = parseInt(document.getElementById('yTime').innerHTM L); d=new Date(); vTimestamp1 = d.getTime()/1000; var visitortime = new Date(); if(visitortime) { var visTZ = visitortime.getTimezoneOffset()/60; var visX = ""; if(visTZ != 0) { if(visTZ < 0) { visX = "+"; visTZ = visTZ * -1; } else { visX = "-"; } document.getElementById('countTZ').innerHTML = "(Your timezone is GMT " + visX + visTZ + ")"; } } if (document.getElementById('theDay').innerHTML == "Talk Like Yoda Day, it is! Have fun!") { // do nothing; } else { ID=window.setTimeout("update();", 1000); } } function update() { ID=window.setTimeout("update();", 1000); if (document.getElementById('theDay').innerHTML == "Talk Like Yoda Day, it is! Have fun!") { // do nothing; } else { d2=new Date(); vTimestamp2 = d2.getTime()/1000; vTimeDiff = Math.round(vTimestamp2 - vTimestamp1); rTimestamp = sTimestamp+vTimeDiff; count = yTimestamp - rTimestamp; wp = "weeks"; dp = "days"; hp = "hours"; mp = "minutes"; sp = "seconds"; // weeks = document.getElementById('countW').innerHTML; // days = document.getElementById('countD').innerHTML; // hours = document.getElementById('countH').innerHTML; // minutes = document.getElementById('countM').innerHTML; // seconds = document.getElementById('countS').innerHTML; weeks = Math.floor(count/604800); count = count - (weeks * 604800); days = Math.floor(count/86400); count = count - (days * 86400); hours = Math.floor(count/3600); count = count - (hours * 3600); minutes = Math.floor(count/60); count = count - (minutes * 60); seconds = count; if(seconds + minutes + hours + days + weeks == 0) { document.getElementById('theDay').innerHTML = "Talk Like Yoda Day, it is! Have fun!" } else { /* if (seconds == -1) { seconds = 59; minutes = minutes-1; } if (minutes == -1) { minutes = 59; hours = hours-1; } if (hours == -1) { hours = 23; days = days-1; } if (days == -1) { days = 6; weeks = weeks-1; }*/ if (seconds == 1) sp = "second"; if (minutes == 1) mp = "minute"; if (hours == 1) hp = "hour"; if (days == 1) dp = "day"; if (weeks == 1) wp = "week"; document.getElementById('countS').innerHTML = seconds; document.getElementById('countM').innerHTML = minutes; document.getElementById('countH').innerHTML = hours; document.getElementById('countD').innerHTML = days; document.getElementById('countW').innerHTML = weeks; document.getElementById('secondP').innerHTML = sp; document.getElementById('minuteP').innerHTML = mp; document.getElementById('hourP').innerHTML = hp

if that's wat come's up dude u probs either got it at a bad time or your java doesn't work

cool. somewat original. i want to get all the way light or dark

Okay, it was easy. Light, just put love, peace, jedi, etc. Dark, just put kill, death, etc.

Probably the most pointless weirdest and starwars worshipping thing ive ever seen, this is.
But it, I like it.