View Full Version : Guns don't kill people


Snow
07-31-2006, 02:32 AM
I do

Backflip
07-31-2006, 02:33 AM
people with moustaches kill people

nickychris3
07-31-2006, 02:35 AM
I quiver with fear. :glare:

diet poop
07-31-2006, 02:36 AM
Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.. Guns just deliver the bullet.

Backflip
07-31-2006, 02:39 AM
Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.. Guns just deliver the bullet.

and who has the guns? people with moustaches.

nickychris3
07-31-2006, 02:39 AM
Nope. Bullets don't kill people either.

Snow
07-31-2006, 02:41 AM
It was a reference to UHF.

diet poop
07-31-2006, 02:44 AM
It was a reference to UHF.
We don't care! :p

nickychris3
07-31-2006, 02:44 AM
What do people with moustaches have to do with this?

diet poop
07-31-2006, 02:45 AM
What do people with moustaches have to do with this?
people with moustaches kill people!

Backflip
07-31-2006, 02:47 AM
people with moustaches kill people!

yep. i saw that on a shirt at hottopic the other day....

Ryu-Nacho
07-31-2006, 11:34 AM
Heart failure is the only true cause of death! Bullets hit you, you bleed a lot. But you don't actually die until your heart stops. Psh.

Led_Zeppelin
07-31-2006, 11:35 AM
Guns don't kill people, death kills people.

Ah, good ol' GTA III.

bigwhiteyeti
07-31-2006, 12:41 PM
Damn right!

paranoia
07-31-2006, 03:12 PM
Guns don't kill people, robots do.

Drunken_Shinobi
07-31-2006, 10:10 PM
I do
That's nice, but you can't kill me because I'm...not a person!!! Muhahahaha!!

nickychris3
07-31-2006, 11:40 PM
This is getting old fast.

gwia
07-31-2006, 11:54 PM
Guns don't kill people Cancer does

Backflip
07-31-2006, 11:55 PM
http://www.ashanet.org/bangalore/events/6feb2005/images/17-can-you-paint-my-moustache.jpg

yep, thats a killer indeed

gwia
07-31-2006, 11:56 PM
I don't like one three three seven language it hurts my eyes

Backflip
08-01-2006, 12:13 AM
I don't like one three three seven language it hurts my eyes


okay?

nickychris3
08-01-2006, 12:14 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_last_samurai/tom_cruise/samurai8.jpg
Someone's been a bad boy.

Backflip
08-01-2006, 12:27 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_last_samurai/tom_cruise/samurai8.jpg
Someone's been a bad boy.

**looks at moustache** killer.

nickychris3
08-01-2006, 12:32 AM
He's off to kill the leader of Scientology.

paranoia
08-01-2006, 01:17 AM
"A skeptic is about to enter the forest to conduct a scientific study of great importance. Just as he begins his hike, he is met by a six-year-old boy who frantically warns, "Mister! Don't go into those woods on account of there's a monster that lives there and he'll eat you for lunch!"

The skeptic condescendingly pats the boy's head and smugly explains that there are no such things as monsters, and then he enters the woods and promptly gets eaten by a bear.

ANALYSIS

Moral of the joke: The skeptic is smart enough to know that there are no such things as monsters but dumb enough not to take heed. Like the boy, Christians are attempting to describe that which they can't fully comprehend."

~ A.S.A Jones

If you are going to enter the woods alone, carry a gun. DUH.

Snow
08-01-2006, 01:21 AM
Who wants a twinkie weiner sandwich?!

gwia
08-01-2006, 01:23 AM
No thank you I just had a ham steak roll for lunch

nickychris3
08-02-2006, 03:36 AM
If you are going to enter the woods alone, carry a gun. DUH.
That applies if you're going to enter the woods at all.

Snow
08-02-2006, 11:41 AM
That applies of you're going to enter the woods at all.

I don't take a gun when I'm going down to the creek with my friends. Anymore

diet poop
08-02-2006, 12:05 PM
That applies of you're going to enter the woods at all.
The woods is the safest place you could be. You wouldn't know since you live in the middle of LA.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
08-02-2006, 02:32 PM
Unless there are drunk homocidical bums in there. They're scary.

nickychris3
08-02-2006, 04:32 PM
That's true... a few Halloweens ago there was a man found holding a human head in the streets of Hollywood. It was dripping blood.

Drunken_Shinobi
08-02-2006, 06:50 PM
I don't take a gun when I'm going down to the creek with my friends. Anymore
Then learn how to wrestle a bear and stuff.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
08-02-2006, 09:45 PM
That's true... a few Halloweens ago there was a man found holding a human head in the streets of Hollywood. It was dripping blood.
OH wow, did they identify the head?

nickychris3
08-03-2006, 01:32 AM
No one knew weather or not it was real.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
08-03-2006, 01:40 AM
That's sad/disturbing

Atomic1fire
08-04-2006, 07:34 PM
Guns dont kill people, stupid people kill people.

MrNaPaLm32
08-04-2006, 11:00 PM
Heart failure is the only true cause of death! Bullets hit you, you bleed a lot. But you don't actually die until your heart stops. Psh.actually its you're brain mate. :)