do you have a joke tell it here and please dont post a joke about any Administrator,Super Moderator,Moderator,or Member but one joke i hate this is the one "whats up with airline food"

Why did blackice cross the road?
To get to the other side


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Here's my favorite joke.

Ok so two blonde genies popped out of nowhere and told this white man that they would grant him any three wishes and they would come the next day.
He woke up the next day with money everywhere and he was in a huge bed covered in really beautiful women.
He enjoyed his day until two people came to the door dressed like KKK members.
They grabbed him, put a noose around his neck, and hung him from the nearest tree and waited til he died.
The two genies took off their KKK hoods and one said:
"I understand the money, I understand the women...but why in the world would he want to be hung like a black man?"

I don't get it

How do you not get it??

Here's my favorite joke.
Ok so two blonde genies popped out of nowhere and told this white man that they would grant him any three wishes and they would come the next day.
He woke up the next day with money everywhere and he was in a huge bed covered in really beautiful women.
He enjoyed his day until two people came to the door dressed like KKK members.
They grabbed him, put a noose around his neck, and hung him from the nearest tree and waited til he died.
The two genies took off their KKK hoods and one said:
"I understand the money, I understand the women...but why in the world would he want to be hung like a black man?"

haha

pretty good one.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "Hey buddy, you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, right?" and the pirate replies with "Yarr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "Hey buddy, you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, right?" and the pirate replies with "Yarr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"
Best one I've heard in a while!

like i like them both the same

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.

Q: Why am I posting in here?

A: To increase my post count.

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Nice one Axel.

The only good joke I can think of right now would be too heavily censored to be worth posting here, so I won't.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "Hey buddy, you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, right?" and the pirate replies with "Yarr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"
^ Hah. This one's funny. And good un, Axel. XD

Uh... Why was 6 afraid of 7? ... Cause 7, 8, 9 (7 ate 9)! ZOMROFLSPAM *insert more chatspeak here*... And that's all I got.

There was an Irish guy in London and was on a taxi towards the airport. On the way the driver asked if he wanted to hear a riddle. The guy said okay.

Driver: *gets out a mirror* I have no brothers, I am an only child, but that man there is my fathers son. Who is it?

Guy: *Thinking* I don't know.

Driver: It's me!

Guy: *laughs* That's the best thing I've ever heard, thanks.

*the guy flies back to Ireland and goes to his mate with a mirror and says*

Guy: I have no brothers I am an only child, but that man there is my fathers son, who is it?

Mate: Don't know.

Guy: It's the taxi driver in London.

That's a good one, xyz! I really did 'Lol'... Ew. Chatspeak.

EDIT:
Q:What did Etna say to the G PRIME forums?
A: "Stop using chatspeak !!"

I think it would be better to set an example. Or tell them to watch these. (www.fat-pie.com/jerryjackson.htm)

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.


good one