Some people sound stupid when they speak 1337. So, heres a tutorial about how to NOT sound stupid when you speak 1337.

Lets start out with the stupid:

0mG L13k OWNT

Delete the 0mG, and L13k.

OWNT

Then make OWNT into Owned.

Owned.

Change the e to a 3.

Own3d.

Add a 'd or 't after deleting the last letter.

Own3't.

Now, does Own3't. sound better than 0mG L13k OWNT?
Lets make another word.

T3h PW000nXZORD!!!11

Erase the PW000nXZORD!!!11 and make the 3 an e.

Teh

Add a Pwnd.

Teh Pwnd.

Lets get some 1337 in there.

T3h Pwnd.

Make the Pwnd a Pwn'd or Pwn't.

T3h Pwn'd.

There you go, and two more things, Never, EVER say Own't or, T3h Pwn'd or any other 1337 out loud in public, and there is no way to sound literate when you say "lololololololololol"

We already know all of this, n00b.

We already know all of this, Nublet.

Thats more like it.

I know...but it's wrong to even consider typing it in the first place.

j00 n00b!!!!1 li3k n0 0n3 c4r35!!!!1

j00 n00b!!!!1 li3k n0 0n3 c4r35!!!!1

-_-

that's so not happenin' with that leet

DIE LEET DIE!DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Seriously though,leet must die slowly and painfully.

j00 n00b!!!!1 li3k n0 0n3 c4r35!!!!1
That's not funny and it makes you look stupid, even if you tried to make it as a joke. Because I know for sure that right now is no time to just speak leet freely.

Wow. just....wow.