as if you were writing a novel.

like peter did on family guy

"I could never tell her how bad her cooking was but I think somehow she knew"
"I awoke several hours later"

I am reading what I am writing.

As I entered what I was sure was an awful thread (at the time), I immediately knew I was correct due to the lack of responses.

As I slowly inserted the popsicle into my mouth, I begged the fat forty year old man living in my closet to come and "give it to me"
Oh wait, that was a different time...

And there she lay..her flowing raven hair...and I "what...you what?" Oh...I...I hit her with a beanbag! "OH SOCIETY!"

Drunken_Shinobi is narrating in the third person for some strange reason, now he has to stop...so he does.

as luke looks at the keyboard he sits silently in the large black chair thinking of what to say to a dumb thread

and so, he rights this....

as luke looks at the keyboard he sits silently in the large black chair thinking of what to say to a dumb thread

and so, he rights this....
as luke looks at the keyboard he sits silently in the large black chair thinking of what to say to a dumb thread

and so, he rights this.... (ect...)

Right now I am typing an R, and then I typed an I, and a G, and then I typed an H and a T, then I started on a new word consisting of No, O, and W, then I used the single letter I...

Staring into the glow of my beautiful dual LCD setup, I realized something; life was perfect.

Viewing thread at http://gprime.net/board/showthread.php?p=136635#post136635

As Verrimere dost type words he dost not henceforth comprehend, thou meteor crashes through thy windoweth. "Kumquat!" yelleth thou elven beings at Verrimere as thou dost thy briches in thy holy water.

I looked at looked at my yogo longing for the chocaltey taste so I picked up my spoon an ate it

As Metal entered this pointless yet amusing thread once again she thought to herself "Metal needs to get ready to run the track" so she stops typing and gets out of here.

Paranoia's boredom slowly transformed into angst,so he decides to put it in poem form.

Feels so lonely,
Won't you show me,
Where I need to be-

"DAMN!"

Paranoia throws his PDA against the wall.He had just noticed he was writing the lyrics to Stunt - Raindrops.Not only that,but he was still bored,his prized PDA lay in ruin,and he was a crappy poem-writer.

Metal reads paranoias post and says Poor paranoia, but metal is really laughing at him on the inside.

And there she lay..her flowing raven hair...and I "what...you what?" Oh...I...I hit her with a beanbag! "OH SOCIETY!"

you are now in jail for 12 years

So...I walk into a bar I ninja'd someone then I found this computer conveniently sitting in the bar. So now I'm getting drunk while posting this.

Then I was like, "No man, your a guy, I wont kiss you!"

you are now in jail for 12 years
As metal reads she thinks to herself "Why would I go to jail for 12 years because I was reciting lines from forehead shavecut? -whch I absolutely love"

And she waits for Backflips reply.

After Boong got done reading about half of these horrible responses he quickly scrolled down to make yet another horrible response.

Then after I woke up from being drunk, I found myself surrounded by other ninjas and I had no booze to use the powerful drunken fist. So I had to just well...kill them, I can't tell you how...it would be too gruesome.

looks at his PC' in awe thinking how stupid drunken shinobi is but thinking he would never actually tell him... lol

just kddin