write one sentence to continue the story, don't write more than one sentence


Once apon a time, there was a luminous blue fish called Jamie and he liked food, one day...

he decided to become a movie star and applied for the role in finding nemo, but....

during tryouts he was stoned so they didnt accept him, then...

A GIANT PIGGY FELL OUT OF THE SKY! :blowup:

and cause of the pig jaime died..........then the last samurai became the star of the story :D

then i ( robby ) came and killed the last samauri.

as robby continued out of the studio to flee from the police he ran into the invincible statue of Jimmy Page that the oompa loompas made, after that happend .....

the statue fell over destroyin all the oompa loompas then Willy wonka...

....to all the children shagging each other and Going to MJ's Neverland .....

and jaime came back to life and went to join the oompa loompas...

But found out they were a cult and didn't drink the juice, then he...

...decided to leave for japan!

the last samurai came back to life and cut of robbys head with his word and went to japan........

On his way to Japan there was a terrorist attack and the plane exploded killing pikachu, and the Samurai Warrior

On his way to Japan there was a terrorist attack and the plane exploded killing pikachu, and the Samurai Warrior
Nice try lol


but that was a dummy.........the warrior jumped the plane with a parachute and landed japan uninjured

and then all of the oompa loompas had panik attacks

killed each other because they found out that they had given each other AIDS...

Then South Korea Invaded Japan...

And Kim Jong Il died of a massive food intake.

and japan kicked south koreas butt

(just a note: north korea wants to invade japan not south, south is friendly and north is one big military base......so to speak)

and then Mao Tsa Tong (sp?) stepped in and said.....


note: yes i know he is dead

"the last samurai, i give up"

but the last samurai didnt liked people who give up so he grabbed Mao Tsa Tong by his hair and he slashed his shiny iron sword in a eyeblink through the throat of Mao Tsa Tong. After that,..

and then all of his guards came in and wasted him with ak-47s and then...

a meteor struck down on the lot of the guards

but then the meteor opened and aliens popped out...

and the aliens where just fat oompa loompas who ran around raping everyone

and the last samurai is imortal and kills all the umpaa lumpaas

Then Tom Cruise came and sued the last samuri for millions and millions of dollars.

but then a meteor hit tom cruise and everyone forgot about the case

Then Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie came and...

....forgot thier lines so they just started hitting on Tom Cruise.

Than michael jackson and kobe bryant got in a fight over alexa vega. :happy:

then the oompa loompas came back to life...

...and then paris and nicole started to hit on them.

and then the oompa loompas killed the whors

Then it was declared an international holiday.

and the last samurai killed tom by cutting off his head and sticking it in his porch

Then the oompa loompa zombies got hungry and started chomping on the last samuri's leg.

then the saw Genisis9 and gang banged him and then ate him and then some chickens came and the all did the macarina

Then they decided to nueq Australia with some nueqleor bombs they bought from North Korea and soon Australia was just a distant memory.(sorry if nueqneor is spelled wrong I have no idea how to spell it)


(why would I be in Japan?)

but that was all wrong you see the idiot george bush was the one that set the coodinites and the US was nuked and everyone in the US died and everyone was happy because the best country in the world australia was safe!

And the tree ate all the hippies....

and then a random walked in and pressd the big red button and the world blew up. teheheheheheheehehee :pile:

then revilo farted

and then everyone who was on the world that blew up got teleported on the randomly coinsedentle earth clone so everything is exaclty the same..coinsedently..

and then we found out that the world is truely flat.

except that guess_who_i_am ruled the world because he created the clone world

and then the icekiller took over the bottom side using penguins and chinese 3 year olds

but then...............the giant zeegy bomb exploded the clone world leaving guess_who_i_am as a peice of nothing and then everyone retreated to neptune were james the retarded donkey rules the world

{zeegy bomb} refer to the demented cartoon movie http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
its funny

but then guess who i am got reincarnated as an oompa loompa and stole the world from james the donkey

and then out of nowhere revilo's monkey kills him from behind.

then some random calld out TOILET BREAK and everyone went to the loo and all the senery like the planet and the clone planet got rolled away to back stage and the oompa loompas took off there costume and they went to the can

and the oompa loopa guess who i am never died because he was the cruel ruthless leader of the planet and killed every1 that hated him

then the director sed.. "man its just a show where in real life" and then guess_who_i_am shrivled up and died then the director sed "**** now wheres a new evil master of the world?"

but that was just guess who i am's stunt double he cam eout and said "here i am the ruler of the world"

then the director sed ....
"WTF? oh well action!"

Then Genisis9 came with his fleat of aliens and blew up the universe then said "What have I done?!" and shot himself in the head.

(hehehe now no one can kill me)

and then there wa sno life and our story comes to an end

but soon the cockroaches who can survive nuclear fallout came and took over what was left of the world

But actually I had just shot myself in the head with a squirt gun and then I tried to kill the cockroaches with a whole bunch -o- bugbombs but then use to many and blow up the universe again.

(sorry if that was a little longer than it should be)

And they all died a HORRIBLE PAINFUL Death :happy:
...again

but then george bush who had been hiding out in a nuclear fallout shelter came out and declared himself Hitlers succesor as world dictator...

Uh uh. that didnt happen cause i blew the whole frigin world up with bugbombs.

whoever said the shelter was on earth?

Cause I blew up the universe now I'm gonna start a new one.

In the new universe.....

and the leader of this new universe was JABBA THE HUT who was invincible so no one can kill me

but then princess leia came and choked jabba the hut to death

But then George Lucas came and made the new universe completly computer animated then the new universe got a virus.

and George Lucas also admitted that his Star Wars prequels suck and everyone was glad he admitted it

but then everyone saw the Episode 3 trailer and decided to change their minds...

everyone screamed: JOINTS FOR EVERYONE! INCLUDING GEORGE LUCAS SO HE CAN MAKE MORE AND MORE DRUnK-STONED STAR WARS SEQUALS!

but then virtual environmentalists (the virus of course) came and took everyones joints. Then an evil mob of angry squirrels came and....

raped everyone

and then jabba the hut came back because he was INVINCIBLE and saved everyone by eating all the squirrels

but of course Jubba hut was not invincible he was just on crack

but it was special crack that did turn him invincible and he then decied to...

kill himself because he had the computer virus and so he jumped into a pool of pihrahna.

then the pirhanas came on land and killed everyone.

every1 except me cuz im immune to pirahna.

but then the pirhanas mutated into weird creatures and killed icekiller...

and the world was thought to have ended, but then a very big surprise happened, JABBA THE HUTS SON came out of hiding, (the mother was princess leia), he took over the command of the orks from the world of warhammer 40k, and attacked the space marines

So while Jabba the Huts son was busy playing with litle plastic figures, Genisis9 was busy working his way up the political ladder.

untill he became jabbas second in command and while he was climing up the lader jabbas son found a way to turn the toys into real armies and started the dawn of war

Then Jabba declared war on everything in the universe but soon found out that he was screwed because in order for the toys to work they still needed to have dice rolled and thier movement measured by a giant ruler.

Then everyone died except Proims and a select few.

I stayed alive too!
Than i put alive powder on all the dead bodies.

But the alive powder didn't look all that happened is that you found out you had bad allergies to alive powder.

Everyone then decides to eat some donuts(doughnuts)... Some with sugar flakes, some choclate covered..

them all of a sudden one of them starts to gurggle and falls down, the rest realizes that the donuts are poisoned!!!

but before he dies he manages to detonate his hidden nuclear bombs

The bombs were donut shaped!

but the bomb was a dud!! and the bring people to life powder started to turn people into zombies, no one knew why untill someone looked on the ingredients on the side of the bottle where it said CONTAINS T-VIRUS!!!

But the ben did a fart

WTF, who the hell is ben and wot has that got to do with the story

Ben is WTF? and frting is a very important thing

and that caused the world to blow up...

But luckily flip dude and genus along with a few others from the gprime forums managed to save some people with their super cool rocket ship and set course for a distant planet...

which was inhabited by evil oompa loompas!!!

That were microscopic so they all died as the first survivor stepped on the planet.

but their guts were like acid from eating too much candy and they started melting everybodys boots

But there wasn't enough oompa loompa guts to melt anyones boots but Flip dudes and this wasn't fortunate because the ground was very hard and rocky.

and then flip due farted and everyone did die there were no survivours

except me cuz i have nose plugs

but then i stole everyones boots and then brought genus back to life because he is like the only cool one...

and then Earth-Worm Jim popped out of a Sega Genesis and started to polka!

but everyone hates polka so they cut him into a million peices and burned him alive...

The smell was surprisingly reminiscent of hot apple pie.

so they reached into the fire but caught on fire...

He pulled his love machine out of his pants and said "I'LL PUT THE FIRE OUT!"

but the fire came up and severely burned his groin.

makeing it resemble burnt toast

then i put strawberry jam on it

But the strawberry jam wouldnt stick to the toast,
so he decided to warm it up some more, so that
the jam would stick better to it.

when he putted it into the fire he holded it
accidently too long in it and it looked like

http://aduckie.homestead.com/files/toast.jpg

so this guy flipped out and started jumping into the fire and he
was on fire and then he ran around and everyone around
catched fire because they where all wearing synthetic clothes

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/%7Erdavis3/A7/ninja.jpg
and stuff but then there was this ninja and he totally
cut of the mans head and becouse of the big
force he chopped with, the head flew thousands
of miles through the sky and landed on a mans head
who was just outside and it popped onto his head
and people thought he was the killed guy
and there was police too you know and
they searched the man becaouse he was
arrested smokinnn weed and stuff but
they thought he still had on him
so they beated up the man and then the
head "unpopped" and everyone thought he was
an alien but that poor guy said' no im not an alien'
and then he bursted open and this little creature
came out of him and in some sort of
alien language he said" AHAHAHA I FCKD UP YOUR
SENTENCE STORY AHAHHAAH PISS ON YOU

and then everyone was happy.

And no one read Nizzle's post as they were in awe at his amazing ninja pic.

and guess who i am clicked post reply

But the strawberry jam wouldnt stick to the toast,
so he decided to warm it up some more, so that
the jam would stick better to it.

when he putted it into the fire he holded it
accidently too long in it and it looked like

http://aduckie.homestead.com/files/toast.jpg

so this guy flipped out and started jumping into the fire and he
was on fire and then he ran around and everyone around
catched fire because they where all wearing synthetic clothes

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/%7Erdavis3/A7/ninja.jpg
and stuff but then there was this ninja and he totally
cut of the mans head and becouse of the big
force he chopped with, the head flew thousands
of miles through the sky and landed on a mans head
who was just outside and it popped onto his head
and people thought he was the killed guy
and there was police too you know and
they searched the man becaouse he was
arrested smokinnn weed and stuff but
they thought he still had on him
so they beated up the man and then the
head "unpopped" and everyone thought he was
an alien but that poor guy said' no im not an alien'
and then he bursted open and this little creature
came out of him and in some sort of
alien language he said" AHAHAHA I FCKD UP YOUR
SENTENCE STORY AHAHHAAH PISS ON YOU

and then everyone was happy.

this is called sentence story not paragraph story, don't write that much

and then i went to the toilet

and then i went to the toilet, and then everyone else went to the toilet and there was so many people on the toilet that everyone had a sick orgasm and then did goatse...and guess_who_i_am got excited...

shut the **** up ben

and then Guess_who_i_am went on a killing spree

and then he got excited... :happy:

then he farted

and he blew up!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Then he started performing goatse as all the small childs began to cry. :mf_trombo

why are you so obsessed with goatse????????????
Have you had one and trying to share with everybody???
oh yeah and proims died.

and then that guy on Flip Dudes avatar broke his back and flip dude cried like a baby

And I was like "NOOOOO the Poop C2 disapeered!"

then i did a poop

THE END!!!!

Carry on the story in the sequel, someone lock this thread,

But it wasn't the end because just like most movies the sequel always sucks.

so do prequals lock the sequal someone then evil raybe monkeys came and rapped Jabba

guess who I am was nutrelised by quad gameman :spam_lase

but guess who i am cant be killed by a noob so the ray deflected and killed quadgameman.

And then me ang guess who i am killed every1 hoo doenst like nintendo and all the stupid annoying n00bs.

but thn the n00bs from another forum (not gprime.net) come into the peoples with the most post on this forums houses, murders ppl, and steals their bread making machines to take over other forums, but the last samurai...

was one of the dead ppl and than link killed sony and microsoft by hisself.

and proceeded to ahnialate all noobs in the world!!!!!

but the ray that ws deflected back bounced of quadgameman and he killed eveyone.

but that can't happen because quadgameman is a noob so he died by the unanomous decision of all the other peope.

thn the pope comes along but faints cos he just does, so harry potter (who is a gay boy n00b who is finnishing puberty) comes along helps the pope up and the story continues into...

Power Rangers

but power rangers is gay so they died

When i was 5 i loved that show can't respect peoples childhood memories i know that i'm only 12 and still in my childhood

And then Earth Worm Jim popped out of a Sega Genesis and then started to BREAK DANCE

THen I did a poop

and that killed earthworm jim.

so a bird came alond to take him off of the set of his film, the director yelled cut, went home and had s3x with his phillipino wife but thn...

all soy products blew up and everyone loved Nintendo and nothing bad could happen to the Nintendo things because Nintendo is so awsomly cool

yet a giant 32X fell on guess who i am's head.

and he died.

but then i came alive again and i was invincible

but thn sumthing inside u made un-invincible so u died cos a piano fell on ure head so the 101st Airborne from the 506 Paras came and scooped u up and took u away , thn a big...

and then a little...
kid named link played the ocarina of time and guess who i am came back to life.

but as he came back 2 life a nuke bomb went off killing him again, the planet smashed up into tiny pieces...

and then transformed into water.

thn earth beacame known as the water planet cos all the water reformed into 1 big mass thn life in the water became...

and i grew gills

and you started swimming around eating people.

and flip dude was 1 of the people i ate

he tasted funny

So Flip Dude came back to life. again.

But then the flip dude was like a zombie

and because earth was now nothing but water, jaime came back to life and decided to give the audition one more shot.

but failed and then went off to play with his dolly

But the dolly's head fell off.....

In a sudden and unpredicted moment, everything, in every universe, demension, parallel universe, and any and every possible, and impossible forms of existence die, forever, not to ever be revived, restored, or returned to anything from death; they are forever barried, never to move, never to speak, never to do absolutely anything ever again.


Yes, that was one sentence.
The end.

but that person who wished that misspelled dimension, therefore enabiling life to continue, and that person to be ordered into the bottomless pit of deathdoom, which was filled with starving demensions. (here, demension is a demented Zionist)

In a sudden and unpredicted moment, everything, in every universe, dimension, parallel universe, and any and every possible, and impossible forms of existence die, forever, not to ever be revived, restored, or returned to anything from death; they are forever barried, never to move, never to speak, never to do absolutely anything ever again.

but before that happened, a big no way sign fell on Jag's head. OWNED!

Except no sign fell on my head, so it happened.

(Stop it jerk) but a big anvil fell on his head and he died

and then a big OWNED! sign fell on that anvil.



OWNED!

And then he respawned behind red base and mounted a warthog

but flip dude blew him away with a rocket launcher.

and then flip dude imploded

And then Genisis9 came out and said "Does any one even know what da fck is going on anymore?"

then everyone replied "no"

but then they said yes because the terrorists killed themselves.

but team america came along 2 c if there were any more terrorists but there wasn't so they decided 2 look fr ppl with beards in iraq and afghanistan and kill thm but most ppl did so....