View Full Version : Japanese Stealing New Zealand's Whales


Ilikepandas
06-20-2006, 05:41 AM
Those bloody Japs are stealing our whales! They are going into NZ water and grenade harpooning OUR whales!

I mean, its not just the fact that our whales are endangered or anything, but its the fact that those whales are ours and the fact they are taking them is worse than both World Wars combined. Since New Zealand's troops are all in Australia and East Timor fighting rebels at the moment there is nobody here to retaliate from the greedy opression of the Japanese. All the retaliation that we have got is the eco-extremists boarding the Japanese whaling boats in our harbours and beating up the whalers.

I mean, how would they feel if we came into THEIR country and started stealing their sushi and pokemon- they'd be bloody pissed. They'd all commit suicide because it is against their honour or however it works. Why can't they then empathise with other nations and realise that it is not a nice thing to go steal other people's things. First Manchuria, now this.

Nuke the bastards I say. Its been around 50 years since the last time they were nuked and they're becoming too perky. Just a few nuclear explosions can keep them in line.

I mean, this is no Iraq war massacre or North Korea invasion.... this is JAPANESE PEOPLE KILLING MY COUNTRIES WHALES!

KILL ALL JAPANESE WHALERS

The debate: In what way should the Japanese whalers die

Snow
06-20-2006, 08:48 AM
Give the whales 'roids, the Japanese wouldn't even know you did it!

bigwhiteyeti
06-20-2006, 01:07 PM
The debate: In what way should the Japanese whalers die?

Harpoon them with their own harpoons, tie the harpoon cable to their ships, throw them overboard and set off at full throttle in the ships, dragging them in the water behind you (and with the blood therefore attracting sharks).

Yes, I'm totally sick. But whaling is worse. Pretty soon there will be no whales left at all if the Japs start again, and if that doesn't f-up the food chain and natrual order of things in the ocean then I don't know what will.

God
06-20-2006, 02:29 PM
Can we kill people who animate porn too?

FLuRRy J
06-20-2006, 05:27 PM
Isn't that a law or something

MrNaPaLm32
06-20-2006, 05:38 PM
New Zealand is in no shape to go to war with a world power.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-20-2006, 10:03 PM
Go get some friends, AKs, and Molotov Cocktails and you're set. Oh yeah and don't forget the C4 charges to blow up their ship afterwards so you leave no evidence behind after you massacre them in any given way.

MrNaPaLm32
06-20-2006, 11:29 PM
Go get some friends, AKs, and Molotov Cocktails and you're set. Oh yeah and don't forget the C4 charges to blow up their ship afterwards so you leave no evidence behind after you massacre them in any given way.you'll need a hell of alot of C4 to blow up a whale trawler.

Ilikepandas
06-21-2006, 01:59 AM
New Zealand is in no shape to go to war with a world power.
New Zealand will never be in shape to fight any power- but America can do it for us!

The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour and never said sorry! They owe you guys. Lets tell Japan to stop killing everyones whales (All my Japanese friends can't stand the taste of whales anyway- apparently mainly the old people in Japan like it)

Hellraiser
06-21-2006, 12:12 PM
Those bloody Japs are stealing our whales! They are going into NZ water and grenade harpooning OUR whales!

I mean, its not just the fact that our whales are endangered or anything, but its the fact that those whales are ours and the fact they are taking them is worse than both World Wars combined. Since New Zealand's troops are all in Australia and East Timor fighting rebels at the moment there is nobody here to retaliate from the greedy opression of the Japanese. All the retaliation that we have got is the eco-extremists boarding the Japanese whaling boats in our harbours and beating up the whalers.

I mean, how would they feel if we came into THEIR country and started stealing their sushi and pokemon- they'd be bloody pissed. They'd all commit suicide because it is against their honour or however it works. Why can't they then empathise with other nations and realise that it is not a nice thing to go steal other people's things. First Manchuria, now this.

Nuke the bastards I say. Its been around 50 years since the last time they were nuked and they're becoming too perky. Just a few nuclear explosions can keep them in line.

I mean, this is no Iraq war massacre or North Korea invasion.... this is JAPANESE PEOPLE KILLING MY COUNTRIES WHALES!

KILL ALL JAPANESE WHALERS

The debate: In what way should the Japanese whalers die

you need help

MrNaPaLm32
06-21-2006, 12:33 PM
New Zealand will never be in shape to fight any power- but America can do it for us!

The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour and never said sorry! They owe you guys. Lets tell Japan to stop killing everyones whales (All my Japanese friends can't stand the taste of whales anyway- apparently mainly the old people in Japan like it)yes, america will bomb a country that

A. Is an Integral part of our economy
B. Is a valuable ally
C. Gives all the Nintendo, Sega and Sony fanboys their games.

Snow
06-21-2006, 12:35 PM
i want meh ps3!@!!

Led_Zeppelin
06-21-2006, 12:36 PM
Nuke the whales.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-21-2006, 04:50 PM
you'll need a hell of alot of C4 to blow up a whale trawler.
That's why we get enough C4 to blow up the fuel tank area to blow up the whole tanker, plus maybe some other high powered explosives along with it.,

Ilikepandas
06-24-2006, 04:44 AM
yes, america will bomb a country that

A. Is an Integral part of our economy
B. Is a valuable ally
C. Gives all the Nintendo, Sega and Sony fanboys their games.
They are faggots and you know it!
Steal Sony, Nintendo and all the other technology companies THEN bomb Japan(s whalers)

YOU CHANEGD THE TITLE!! I intentionally made it OTT to get emotive replies

MrNaPaLm32
06-25-2006, 02:50 AM
They are faggots and you know it!
Steal Sony, Nintendo and all the other technology companies THEN bomb Japan(s whalers)

YOU CHANEGD THE TITLE!! I intentionally made it OTT to get emotive repliesI did my job.

Ilikepandas
06-25-2006, 04:13 AM
I did my job.
Fine then. Do your job. See if I care.
mumblegrumblekeepingthedebateforumamatureplacemumb legrumble

Drunken_Shinobi
06-25-2006, 10:47 AM
Okay this isn't much of a debate anymore, might as well just close the thread.