View Full Version : Masterbation Against Christ


aaproductions
06-18-2006, 03:30 PM
Many Christans and other religions say that if you masturbate, you wont go to heaven, etc.

Do you think that this sexual act is a way against christ?

Hellraiser
06-18-2006, 03:35 PM
no, i dont think its bad - why is it bad? its better than having sex!

i mean i think that is the dumbest thing ever

o and BTW i dont have any religius views

Drunken_Shinobi
06-18-2006, 07:17 PM
Well it's just a very dirty thing to do, and also kind of a sin considering if you go to church they just say "don't do it". It doesn't necessarily mean you're not going to go to heaven, I mean the religioin of Christianity says we can't all be perfect and I'm sure you could just repent or something for whacking off.

MrNaPaLm32
06-19-2006, 02:25 AM
Its just downright stupid. While it may be considered wrong because its a worldly pleasure. But its biologically very hard to go without it for a very long time. the longer sperm stay in your testicles, the more likely they are to

A. Give you testicular cancer
B. Create mutations in the cell.

Your body somehow knows this, and tries to reid itself of these elderly sperm.

gwia
06-19-2006, 06:43 AM
Hell No there aint nothing wrong with a pull every now and then

Ryu-Nacho
06-19-2006, 09:33 AM
Masturbation is technically a sin. But like D_S mentioned, it can be forgiven and/or repented for, like most other sins.
The reasoning behind masturbation being sinful is that we are to use our reproductive organs for just that: reproduction. Sex for pleasure and masturbation are both considered 'misuses' of the reproductive organs, and thus sins.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-19-2006, 05:02 PM
Yeah, whatever church says that it can't be forgiven is just BS, but then you know as humans we can't help it, we have to whack ourselves off eventually.

Heyyou27
06-19-2006, 05:12 PM
Hell No there aint nothing wrong with a pull every now and then
You heard it from our residential follower of Christ.

aaproductions
06-19-2006, 07:19 PM
But, then again, where again in the bible does it say "I shall not masterbate"? I dont think "masterbating" is the same as "cheating on your wife".

Drunken_Shinobi
06-19-2006, 07:32 PM
It's not on the ten commandments but it's still a sin because you're indulging in worldly pleasures.

joshisposer
06-19-2006, 09:09 PM
one site explains it all. http://www.jackinworld.com They express "theories" on it.

Ilikepandas
06-20-2006, 05:07 AM
So basically... anything that feels good is bad? Then why have we been made to feel some things as good if they are so sinful

Snow
06-20-2006, 10:49 AM
Its just downright stupid. While it may be considered wrong because its a worldly pleasure. But its biologically very hard to go without it for a very long time. the longer sperm stay in your testicles, the more likely they are to

A. Give you testicular cancer
B. Create mutations in the cell.

Your body somehow knows this, and tries to reid itself of these elderly sperm.

But isn't that the reason for a wet dream?

And also, sperm only live 24-48 hours.

Willy_Wonka
06-20-2006, 11:28 AM
one site explains it all. http://www.jackinworld.com They express "theories" on it.

I am not clicking on that link.

aaproductions
06-20-2006, 11:29 AM
I am not clicking on that link.

It has no photos or anything on the main page.

Jellyman
06-20-2006, 12:03 PM
Yea, that comic. But its not sick or shows naked people.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-20-2006, 10:04 PM
But isn't that the reason for a wet dream?

And also, sperm only live 24-48 hours.
Some people probably don't wet dream for some reason, but you're right with the sperm not living for too long.

nickychris3
06-21-2006, 12:29 AM
It's not a sin. Some people are just paranoid that their sons will turn gay or something, which is stupid.

diet poop
06-21-2006, 01:22 AM
If it is a sin, than about 95% of the world is going to hell.

nickychris3
06-21-2006, 01:26 AM
Exactly.

MrNaPaLm32
06-21-2006, 01:59 AM
yeah, since when is that a sin?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-21-2006, 04:52 PM
If it is a sin, than about 95% of the world is going to hell.
That's if they committed blasphemy or something.

viper.gtsr
06-21-2006, 05:21 PM
So basically... anything that feels good is bad? Then why have we been made to feel some things as good if they are so sinful

To make life harder.

bfchickenchaser
06-21-2006, 07:18 PM
I'm 15...i can't have sex yet but i can get horny as hell...and so...instead of going to go F*ck someone i beat it. No big deal. And if i burn in hell...it was sooooooooooooo worth it. XD
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one site explains it all. http://www.jackinworld.com They express "theories" on it.

Dude, that was good for a lot of laughs. A LOT of info. lolololROFLCOPTER!!!

MrNaPaLm32
06-22-2006, 01:48 AM
But isn't that the reason for a wet dream?

And also, sperm only live 24-48 hours.Woops, I didn't see this. I'm fairly certain the reason for a wet dream Is just your hormones acting up. and sperm can live much longer than that, especailly in the place where they're made. They die when they run out of food, just like anything else in this world. which is in about 7 days, but thats when they dont have anything to "eat" aka semen.

Did I go too far?

To make life harder.Actually It has everything to do with the Christian religion. Such as in the "Lords Prayer" where you say, "Deliver us from temptation."

Snow
06-22-2006, 10:12 AM
Woops, I didn't see this. I'm fairly certain the reason for a wet dream Is just your hormones acting up. and sperm can live much longer than that, especailly in the place where they're made. They die when they run out of food, just like anything else in this world. which is in about 7 days, but thats when they dont have anything to "eat" aka semen.

Did I go too far?

Wet dreams are also to relieve sexual tensions, so should we go to hell for something we can't control? Because it's almost the same as masturbation.

Heyyou27
06-22-2006, 11:05 AM
I'm 15...i can't have sex yet but i can get horny as hell...and so...instead of going to go F*ck someone i beat it. No big deal. And if i burn in hell...it was sooooooooooooo worth it. XD
Thanks for the laugh; I nominate this post for post of the week.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-22-2006, 04:53 PM
Wet dreams are also to relieve sexual tensions, so should we go to hell for something we can't control? Because it's almost the same as masturbation.
No, not really. When you masturbate you intentionally give yourself pleasure while you're awake, but when you wet dream that's a totally diffrent story. I mean you're not awake and you totally do not know what's going on when you wet dream. The reason it's a sin is because you intentionally indulge in those pleasures.

Snow
06-22-2006, 05:09 PM
Thanks for the laugh; I nominate this post for post of the week.

That's going in my sig.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-22-2006, 05:13 PM
Now it's in his sig.

Axel
07-11-2006, 06:01 AM
Why is everyone spelling masturbate wrong?

PlatinumTrixi
07-11-2006, 02:50 PM
I never looked at it as a sin, because it is very healthy for the male body.
Females though-it's healthy, but not as much.
Are handjobs looked at the same way? Nevermind... dumb question.

joshisposer
07-11-2006, 02:54 PM
there is nothing in the bible that "clearly" states masturbation is a sin. I promise, there is nothing wrong with http://www.jackinworld.com/. there are some links on there that talk about it.

PlatinumTrixi
07-11-2006, 04:32 PM
That website actually helped me with ideas to use on my boyfriend :p

Is that too much information?

Hellraiser
07-11-2006, 05:10 PM
keep it in your pants

PlatinumTrixi
07-11-2006, 05:17 PM
keep it in your pants

That's demanding

Hellraiser
07-11-2006, 05:33 PM
it was only a joke - do whaterer you want

EXEPT: be on the jerry springer episode "14 and pregnate"

Drunken_Shinobi
07-11-2006, 11:30 PM
keep it in your pants
Good luck backing that up, but if it's a joke....well that's different.

joshisposer
07-11-2006, 11:46 PM
i want pictures platinum, i want pictures. no, jk. but it sort of was too much info

Axel
07-12-2006, 02:23 AM
That website actually helped me with ideas to use on my boyfriend :p

Is that too much information?
Oh gawd, keep your pants on.

gwia
07-13-2006, 06:26 AM
That website actually helped me with ideas to use on my boyfriend :p

Is that too much information?
umm well, yes just a little, I'm sure he'll be very happy though

Hellraiser
07-13-2006, 08:14 AM
hopefully - unless he is gay and thinks your a man...

Brain Licker
07-18-2006, 09:24 PM
i find nothing wrong with it and seeing as i am a non believer i have not sinned in anyway.

i would just like to point out that the word 'masterbation' is spelt wrong. it should be spelt; ' masturbation'. but thats just me being picky


please note: i am a master-debater

nickychris3
07-22-2006, 12:11 AM
Actually It has everything to do with the Christian religion. Such as in the "Lords Prayer" where you say, "Deliver us from temptation."
The "Lord's Prayer" was for the Jews, a long LONG time ago. It's no longer needed.

xyz
07-26-2006, 06:01 PM
Many Christans and other religions say that if you masterbate, you wont go to heaven, etc.
Do you think that this sexual act is a way against christ?
Lets look at it like this.

Orgasm or fairy tale land?

Ryu-Nacho
07-26-2006, 10:22 PM
*Heaven

bigwhiteyeti
07-28-2006, 02:12 PM
Orgasm. Definitely.

bfchickenchaser
07-28-2006, 05:50 PM
Orgasm. Definitely.
I agree
Unless heavan is one continuous orgasm for all eternity.
Then i'd choose that.

bigwhiteyeti
07-28-2006, 07:02 PM
Since I'm an extreme atheist I honestly don't give a fvck (Hey, new latin-style spelling!). I'm free to do what I want without the constraints of religion.

xyz
07-29-2006, 01:44 PM
Since I'm an extreme atheist I honestly don't give a fvck (Hey, new latin-style spelling!). I'm free to do what I want without the constraints of religion.
mee 2 But I look at it like this,

Unless Jesus said "Do not masturbate" I don't think it's against him.

Drunken_Shinobi
07-29-2006, 02:00 PM
He said nothing of the sort, but hell there's nothing wrong with masturbating.

nickychris3
08-02-2006, 07:55 PM
Unless it becomes an obsession.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
08-03-2006, 02:18 AM
I don't think there's anything wrong with it, it's actually supposed to be healthy, and a good way to relieve stress.

AS far as the against christ junk goes, why is it that everything that feels good is wrong? We should be able to enjoy life, as long as we don't hurt anyone what's the problem?

paranoia
08-03-2006, 06:01 AM
Not masturbating means that a man will be more likely to get prostate cancer, but so does doing it more than 5-6 times a week.

Speaking of masturbation, read the sex section of www.wired.com. The woman who writes most of the articles, Regina Lynn, not only has hand-carver ceramic dildos in her office, she also produces nuggets of wisdom like this:

Unfortunately, it's hard to feel sacred when you're trying to guide a dildo you can't see, attached to a pogo stick that keeps bonking you in the chin, into your vagina, all without dropping your vibrator or knocking yourself out.
Some questions are better left unasked.

the last samurai
08-03-2006, 08:49 AM
Many Christans and other religions say that if you masturbate, you wont go to heaven, etc.
Do you think that this sexual act is a way against christ?

thats a load of bull...ive been a christian and i no i wont go to heaven cause it doesnt exist or of it does ive done bad things to stop me going......but saying the M is the main cause is a load of crap.

and xyz...in the bible it doesnt say athing against M. all it says dont have sex with another man and the only thing refering to women is dont have sex with an animal. talk about the bible being sexist towards men

god i hate christianity

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
08-03-2006, 02:08 PM
Not masturbating means that a man will be more likely to get prostate cancer, but so does doing it more than 5-6 times a week.
Speaking of masturbation, read the sex section of www.wired.com. The woman who writes most of the articles, Regina Lynn, not only has hand-carver ceramic dildos in her office, she also produces nuggets of wisdom like this:
Some questions are better left unasked.

I'm going to be smart and not visit that page...

nickychris3
08-03-2006, 03:46 PM
Yeah...

bfchickenchaser
08-03-2006, 05:12 PM
It's weird having girls posting here.
Tho me and my best friend talk about it all the time.
And she's a chick.
But we're weeeeierdosss

paranoia
08-03-2006, 05:54 PM
Yeah...
What? It's mostly a technology site.

nickychris3
08-03-2006, 06:54 PM
I'm taking no chances.

Ryu-Nacho
08-03-2006, 07:13 PM
I thought it might be something bad too. But, I checked it, and it's ok.
*Think of something to contribute, think of something to contribute...*
I've got nothin'.

Drunken_Shinobi
08-03-2006, 09:34 PM
Not masturbating means that a man will be more likely to get prostate cancer, but so does doing it more than 5-6 times a week.
Speaking of masturbation, read the sex section of www.wired.com. The woman who writes most of the articles, Regina Lynn, not only has hand-carver ceramic dildos in her office, she also produces nuggets of wisdom like this:
Some questions are better left unasked.
That's a place I'll avoid going to.

bigwhiteyeti
08-04-2006, 11:57 AM
I went there, I couldn't see the article even when I did look, but it's really just a technology site like Paranoia said. Probably boring anyway, unless you understnd all that techno-geekery.

paranoia
08-04-2006, 03:53 PM
Here's the article. (NSFW)

www.wired.com/news/columns/0,70708-0.html

Drunken_Shinobi
08-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Oh no!! Don't click that link!!

PlatinumTrixi
08-07-2006, 12:49 AM
It's weird having girls posting here.
Tho me and my best friend talk about it all the time.
And she's a chick.
But we're weeeeierdosss

It's common talk between me and everyone I know

Drunken_Shinobi
08-07-2006, 01:12 AM
Well, it is kind of weird to talk about masturbation in the first place. I mean the whole thing is a rather private matter.

bigwhiteyeti
08-26-2006, 04:30 PM
Only if you make it so. I think people should be more open about themselves, and should talk about whatever they wish. To hell with the objectors!

Oh, and I clicked the link. Kinda boring actually; it never got to the point.