Well?

They are funny.

Show me one. I did'nt know abou' them.

Example

Q:Whats worse than finding 10 babies in 10 trashcans?
A:Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

this thread seems a little tacky.

this thread seems a little tacky. I un-deleted it because it seems like a fair discussion. I mean, people need something to talk about.

No

No

Yes.

Nah, they're not so funny anymore.

What's the difference between a pile of flaming dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a marble?
You can't pick a marble up with a pichfork.

So yeah, they are hilarious

the jokes are okay, it's not funny to see them happen in real life

Yes it is.

It's only funny the first 32049583 times you hear it.

None of those made me laugh they arn't funny they are sadistic

They make me laugh at the stupidy of parents (and the death of the baby).

Dead baby jokes suck

The great debate of dead babies. Wow.

Dead baby jokes are told by the same people who tell mum jokes, morons and year 7s

it depends on the death

Dead baby jokes are like fanfiction.A few are good,the rest is crap.

Dead baby jokes are like fanfiction.A few are good,the rest is crap.
I'm yet to hear a Dead Baby joke that is funny

honestly, they're so old and pointless, like those Chuck Norris jokes

Whats worse than finding one baby in 10 trashcans? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

I'm yet to hear a Dead Baby joke that is funny
Why was the Baby's hand cold?

Because it was dead!

Oh, that's a gutbuster.

Again No funny ones this thread has no debatle qualties and should be moved to usless crap because that's what this thread is

Again No funny ones this thread has no debatle qualties and should be moved to usless crap because that's what this thread is

Request Denined.
Reason Denined: The thread still has Debatable qualities.

Request Denined.
Reason Denined: The thread still has Debatable qualities.
What Debatle qualities?

What Debatle qualities?

1. Are the jokes funny any more?

2. Are they more funny, dead or alive?

Ok...this may trigger some angered responses, but it'll help display what I think of dead baby jokes.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a person who likes dead baby jokes? *Highlight for answer*
The dead baby used to have a brain.

Omg!!! I'm offended!! You must die!! Just kidding.

Look up dead babies on yahoo image search, see how funny it is. In fact, maybe you should see for yourself. (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=dead+baby&fr=FP-tab-img-t-t400&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8) Charming, isn't it?

Look up dead babies on yahoo image search, see how funny it is.
OMFG TATS SO FUNNI LIEK I CAN'T STOP LAUGING AT DEAD BABIES!!!11

What, it's just not funny. I see zero humor in it. :stare:

What, it's just not funny. I see zero humor in it. :stare:
it seems you have been having a hard time detecting sarcasm lately nicky.

I'm aware that it's all sarcasm. But as you may know, some sarcasm is not funny.

But as you may know, some sarcasm is not funny.
This girl speaks the truth!

Now you've stumped me, I don't know if you're joking or serious....

Cmon, dead baby jokes are DESIGNED to offend people! You can laugh at them simply at the fact how offensive some dead baby jokes can be (Especially to those people with 'maternal instincts'). Laugh with a strained grimace, if anything

To take them seriously is just stupid

Now you've stumped me, I don't know if you're joking or serious....
I was being serious, and making a reference to my own dictionary deffinition. (go to the gprime chat and type !define diet poop)

sarcasm can be dangerous on the net

Well i'm not neccesarily offended. It's just not funny to me... although I do have this annoying habbit of laughing at a joke because of how completely unfunny it is. Thus, making the person think that I am laughing with them.

That Yahoo thing was gross. Now I'm all depressed.

Self ownage?

http://www.distefano.com/GRAPHICS/baby1.jpg

Dead baby jokes are the hardest kind to make funny.You have to turn something unfunny and horrofying,and make it funny.

-good dead baby jokes-

What does it take to make a dead baby float?
A scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby!

How did the dead baby cross the road?
Stapled to the chicken!

Why do they boil water when a baby is born?
So if the baby is born dead, they can make soup!

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can watch its expression silly!

Instead of arguing about which is better (no dead baby jokes/lots of dead baby jokes) why don't we all decide for ourselves by reading all of these "jokes". Perhaps now we can end this debate!

1. What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
2. What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
3. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
4. What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.
5. What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
6. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
7. Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
8. Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
9. Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
10. Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
11. Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
12. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
13. How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
14. How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
15. How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
16. How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
17. How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
18. How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
19. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
20. How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
21. What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
22. What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
23. What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.
24. What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
25. What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
26. What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
27. What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.
28. What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
29. What is red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower.
30. What is green and hangs around trees?
Same baby 3 weeks later.
31. What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
32. What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
A baby thrown into a furnace.
33. What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
34. What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
35. What is black and goes up and down?
A baby in a toaster.
36. What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage.
37. What is red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
38. What is red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
39. What is red, screams, and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.
40. What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby with razor blades.
41. What is blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
42. What is black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
43. What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
44. What is black and charred?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
45. What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A baby with his hair on fire.
46. What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
47. What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby in your freezer.
48. What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
49. What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
50. What is white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ***.
51. What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
52. What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
53. What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
54. What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
55. What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
56. What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
57. What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
58. What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
59. What is little and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.
60. What is the definition of fun?
Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.
61. What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground.
62. What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.
63. What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg.
64. What present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
65. What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
66. What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
67. Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.
68. What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

Nuber one actually made me laugh, I was expecting something like "Two dead babies!"

I'm glad we don't have this stupid dead baby fad the year 7s are still on the "Your Mum" fad

Oh sh1t, don't tell me about that. I'm in year 9 and the "your mum" thing has been spreading like a plague through about half of the boys in my year thanks to a certain retard who will not be named, but who is called Jack.

I don't think they're funny at all. :closedeye It's not that they offend me, I just don't find them the slightest bit amusing. Plus, they're kind of mean.

Baby going to cry?

what ?

I really say on this one: It depends

Baby going to cry?

Are you talking to me? O_o

Yes.

i hate dead babies they smell like rotten fish

I cant believe anyone would joke about dead babies!!! I know how it feels to lose a baby and its not funny at all!

I cant believe anyone would joke about dead babies!!! I know how it feels to lose a baby and its not funny at all!

You lost a child at 14?

I cant believe anyone would joke about dead babies!!! I know how it feels to lose a baby and its not funny at all!

Yes it is.

It's a good thing to lose a baby.

You lost a child at 14?

She must of have under-age sex or had a baby brother/sister die in her family.

One would certainly hope the second one.

Yes.

Well, then you make no sense. :closedeye

You lost a child at 14?
yea i did and its no fun its scary and its sad and its really wrong of people to say dead baby jokes.

yea i did and its no fun its scary and its sad and its really wrong of people to say dead baby jokes.

Have some patience, wait until you are 18.

yea i did and its no fun its scary and its sad and its really wrong of people to say dead baby jokes.
Did you rip the testicles of the guy that knocked you up in the first place.