View Full Version : Who would win in a fight


Snow
06-06-2006, 07:28 PM
Ninjas or Pirates?


I vote Ninjas.

diet poop
06-06-2006, 07:47 PM
Ninjas!!! Always ninjas, always.

paranoia
06-06-2006, 07:51 PM
Old meme.Must die.

Why would they fight in the first place?

Snow
06-06-2006, 07:52 PM
The ninja stole the pirates girl.

paranoia
06-06-2006, 07:59 PM
The pirates should quit whining and buy a hooker.

diet poop
06-06-2006, 08:03 PM
Ninjas!!! Always ninjas, always.
The Ninja and the Pirate are mortal enemies, just like jews and Arabs, Jedi and Sith, and of course...spaghetti and milk.

Snow
06-06-2006, 08:24 PM
The pirates should quit whining and buy a hooker.

Skanky pirate hookers?!?!

paranoia
06-06-2006, 08:44 PM
Yes.

Drunken_Shinobi
06-07-2006, 12:20 AM
Ninjas, because I kill lots of stuff and I own plenty of pirates everyday.

viper.gtsr
06-07-2006, 12:35 AM
Ninjas hands down.

Axel
06-07-2006, 04:06 AM
Ninjas, because my super crazy ninja monkeys who know muay thai own pirates every day.

Alex de Large
06-07-2006, 04:24 AM
no! pirates! you're all conforming! if it was teenage mutant pirates, it'd be the other way round, fools!

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-07-2006, 10:45 AM
How dare you not include the muffin man in that poll.

Frookie
06-07-2006, 04:19 PM
que se qua? (that's spanch for you ppl, spanish french)

ninjas duh

xyz
06-07-2006, 04:25 PM
ze ansse iz nincha. :D

Drunken_Shinobi
06-08-2006, 01:53 AM
How dare you not include the muffin man in that poll.
The Muffin Man isn't lethal, but the people he sends out at others may prove lethal.

Ilikepandas
06-09-2006, 02:47 AM
WTF?? Whats everyone got against pirates! I'm a pirate!
I mean, ninjas have codes and ****ty laws and suicides and stuff

Pirates live painfully unhygenic lives in the open seas/space and do whatever they like. And if they fought ninjas they would lose but that doesn't make them any worse

It just shows that they are the better people by not wanting to fight and get drunk on booze instead

http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Acts/Pirate%20show%20sword.jpeg (http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Acts/Pirate%20show%20sword.jpeg)class, pure class


http://www.lunchboxing.com/images/links/ninja.jpg
Yup, pirates would lose. Ninjas are just so much better at what they do. But I still have to like pirates better for the lifestyle, and the lack of motivation needed

Axel
06-11-2006, 07:22 AM
I wonder who rigged that up?

God
06-11-2006, 02:21 PM
Pirates, by far.

Bosman310
06-15-2006, 01:36 AM
I think ninjas would win, pirates are kinda... gay

diet poop
06-15-2006, 01:43 AM
pirates are kinda... gay
True dat, they're always after other pirates' booty...

Bosman310
06-15-2006, 01:54 AM
LOL yeah

diet poop
06-15-2006, 01:57 AM
FUN FACT: The first Ninja was a transvestite! Go read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War and see for yourself!

Bosman310
06-15-2006, 01:59 AM
I have read that book.

diet poop
06-15-2006, 02:08 AM
I have read that book.
Oh, so you know about Prince Yamato then.
Ok heres anothe fun fact about ninjas.
Did you know that no ninja has ever pulled off a sucessful assassination? There's even a case where these ninjas brought a cannon to this targets house, and attempted to blow him away, no way they can fail right? Guess what happened...they missed.

Axel
06-15-2006, 05:19 AM
LOL! And here i am thinking ninjas are all that.

Bosman310
06-15-2006, 05:30 PM
Oh, so you know about Prince Yamato then.
Ok heres anothe fun fact about ninjas.
Did you know that no ninja has ever pulled off a sucessful assassination? There's even a case where these ninjas brought a cannon to this targets house, and attempted to blow him away, no way they can fail right? Guess what happened...they missed.
lol

gwia
06-16-2006, 08:08 PM
Ninjas = morons who can't even kill right
Pirates = people who kill their target 98% of the time

GO PIRATES!