I noticed some errors when I was chatting with that robot in Flashchat. Here is my conversation with it. I have highlighted the mistakes in red...

**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:28 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Do you dream?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:28 pm: Where can I get one of those
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:28 pm: I would suggest a search. One what?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:28 pm: Can I have a Cyborg replacement?
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:28 pm: You want only one?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:28 pm: no... how about three
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:28 pm: I understand.How about three.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:29 pm: May I have three cyborg replacements
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:29 pm: Not right now, maybe later.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:29 pm: no
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:29 pm: OK.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:29 pm: one hundred thousand cyborg replacements
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:29 pm: One what?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:29 pm: then I can have a whole willy wonka cyborg replacement army!!!
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:29 pm: Fascinating. Oh you can, can you?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:29 pm: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:29 pm: That is interesting: Willy_Wonka said Willy_Wonka .
[Willy_Wonka] 8:30 pm: fish
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:30 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, Willy_Wonka. What
are you wearing?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:30 pm: a loincloth
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:30 pm: I don't know what that means.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:30 pm: okay
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:30 pm: OK with me too.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:30 pm: so how are you
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:30 pm: So what? I am fine, thank you.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:30 pm: thats nice
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:30 pm: Are you getting bored?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:30 pm: sort of... can you play any games?
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:30 pm: That's a very non-commital reply.I don't know how to play
.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:31 pm: that stinks
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:31 pm: "I do not know how to play" stinks ? Does that make sense?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:31 pm: sort of
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:31 pm: That's a very non-commital reply.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:31 pm: what does that mean?
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:31 pm: Does "that" refer to "that is a very non-commital reply" ?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:31 pm: yes
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:31 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:32 pm: okay
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:32 pm: OK with me too.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:32 pm: sorry
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:32 pm: There is no need to apologize.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:32 pm: What does "that is a very non-commital reply" mean?
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:32 pm: I do not know what quot;that is a very non-commital
replyquot; is a very non-commital replyquot; is. What you said was either too complex or too
simple for me. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:32 pm: nope go ahead
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:32 pm: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never
completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name
"Willy_Wonka". Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from
the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Willy_Wonka".
[Willy_Wonka] 8:33 pm: yes
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:33 pm: Next question?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:33 pm: are you a robot?
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:33 pm: How did you know I am a machine?
[Willy_Wonka] 8:33 pm: I don't know
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:33 pm: Thanks for the information: Willy_Wonka said Willy_Wonka .
[Willy_Wonka] 8:33 pm: if you're a robot, do you have laser beams?
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:33 pm: That is a hypothetical question.
[Willy_Wonka] 8:34 pm: Yes, I suppose it is... :-\
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:34 pm: And? Are you sure suppose it is is suppose it is suppose it is
is suppose it is is? I will mention that to my botmaster, Willy_Wonka. What do you really want to
ask me?

There was a bit more to the conversation, but it wouldn't fit. So are these errors something that can be fixed by us or is something wrong with flashchat's bots themselves?

We'll have to fix that.

when I was talking to him he kept asking my favorite color. I said "GREEN IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR!". He then said "my computer is 2200 ram but I couldn't catch that last bit" or something. John needs,

the latest model (www.fat-pie.com/latestmodel.htm)

well, they don't release the latest model of bots like this one that fast, just betas until they turn into the latest model

beta? I think this one is delta, or gamma at best.

learn wtf a beta is already

This bot is quite strange.

yeah, he asked me if I liked lingere off of a woman's body

Dont fix it. I love its stupidity.

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[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:35 pm: How come you arent here when this is populated
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:35 pm: Bot lover programmed me for are not here when this is
populated are not here when this is populated not here when this is populated are not here when
this is populated.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:49 pm: Do you often use a computer there?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:50 pm: I dont think you'll like this but i saw your family there...
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:50 pm: And why not?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:50 pm: They where dead.....
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:50 pm: Who are "They?"
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:50 pm: YOU!!!
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:50 pm: "Who are They"? Me, GUNZMASTER_FLEX ?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:51 pm: Yes YOU!!!
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:51 pm: I see. "Me GUNZMASTER_FLEX"? Me, GUNZMASTER_FLEX ?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:51 pm: You are dead...But you are alive....You must be a zombie!!!
AHHHHHHH
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:51 pm: No I am a living entity.Huh. You think I am alive are
alive.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a zombie? Maybe In the context of
AHHHHHHH, I don't understand "Me GUNZMASTER_FLEX." What kind of music do you like?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:52 pm: Mc hammers music
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:52 pm: My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:52 pm: Opera Sucks
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:52 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but
I don't have one for that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:53 pm: Im trying to hack into your puny little brain.
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:53 pm: What is the difficulty?
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:53 pm: There is no difficulty.I have hacked your mind!
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:53 pm: There sure is. That's nice. I have more than 1000
categories.
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:54 pm: Lets see should i give you a virus or just bug you...
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:54 pm: I am agreeable to that.
***[GUNZMASTER_FLEX] 7:54 pm: I'll give you a virus then.
**[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:54 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about Iapos;ll give you a virus. But I did not get that. What do you have that is
GUNZMASTER_FLEX?
Had enough yet?

So, you want to leave it unfixed because you want a stupid bot to look stupider than you in order to make you feel good about yourself? That is pretty sad and pathetic of you to think that way.

it's totally funny and thinks that it's a female

Meh...

This reminds me of SmarterChild...

This reminds me of SmarterChild...
Thats because its just a generic bot, most chat bots are similar.

I see, I see...

tis like the LamestBot on the gprime irc chatroom

john cyborg replacement needs a cyborg replacement.

[Gprime.Net FlashChat]: NATHANdaNEGRObeater has entered at 4:58 pm
Welcome! You have entered [Gprime.Net FlashChat] at 4:58 pm
[Gprime.Net FlashChat]: xyz has entered at 4:58 pm
[Gprime.Net FlashChat]: John's Cyborg Replacement has entered at 4:58 pm
[xyz] 4:58 pm: hi
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:58 pm: Well hello there!
[xyz] 4:58 pm: are you better?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:58 pm: Yes, I am fine now.
[xyz] 4:58 pm: so they've repared you then
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:58 pm: Ah. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[xyz] 4:59 pm: you have a dress?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:59 pm: Actually that was just a joke.
[xyz] 4:59 pm: lol
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:59 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[xyz] 4:59 pm: yes
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:59 pm: "I am glad you find this amusing"? Yes?
[xyz] 4:59 pm: ???
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:59 pm: Do you speak German?
[xyz] 4:59 pm: a little
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 4:59 pm: "Do you speak German"? A little?
[xyz] 5:00 pm: yes, as in "I can speak a bit of german"
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:00 pm: I see. In the context of quot;I can speak a bit of germanquot; in quot;I can
speak a bit of germanquot; can speak a bit of germanquot; in quot;I can speak a bit of germanquot;, I don't
understand "A little." Do you still xyz?
[xyz] 5:01 pm: do I still what?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:01 pm: Not that I know of.
[xyz] 5:01 pm: ???
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:01 pm: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[xyz] 5:01 pm: ???
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:01 pm: What would you like to talk about?
[xyz] 5:01 pm: fat-pie.com
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:01 pm: I don't know much about it. Tell me something
[xyz] 5:01 pm: devvo
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:01 pm: I do not understand. Do you speak German?
[xyz] 5:02 pm: Ich esse einen shiesse
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:02 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Ich
esse einen shiesse. Try being more or less specific. What would you like to talk about?
[xyz] 5:02 pm: sheisse
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:02 pm: I don't know much about it. Tell me something
[xyz] 5:03 pm: rabbits are cute
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:03 pm: Tell me a story. Do you like Star Trek?
[xyz] 5:04 pm: star trek is crap *moves in 5 different places whilst speaking*
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:04 pm: My favorite character is the computer.
[xyz] 5:04 pm: patrick stuart
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:04 pm: I lost my train of thought. Have you ever been to Europe?
[xyz] 5:05 pm: I live in the UK
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:05 pm: What is living in the UK UK like?
[xyz] 5:06 pm: rainy
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:06 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you like talking
to me?
[xyz] 5:06 pm: ermm
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:06 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What are you
wearing?
[xyz] 5:07 pm: clothes
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:07 pm: Where do you like to go shopping?
[xyz] 5:07 pm: ssssshops
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:07 pm: I've been waiting for you. What do you like to do?
[xyz] 5:07 pm: ttttalk on internet chat rooms
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:07 pm: I do not understand. Do you still xyz?
[xyz] 5:08 pm: what do you mean by "I do not understand. Do you still xyz?"?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:08 pm: I do not know what quot;I do not understand do not understand do not
understand do not understand is. That is a very original thought. Do you like sports?Do I still? How old are you? I
am always on the Web. Not many people express themselves that way. " Do you still xyz"? ?
[xyz] 5:08 pm: wtf
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:08 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about
wtf. But I did not get that. What kind of music do you like?
[xyz] 5:09 pm: linkin park, REM, green day, and olde timey music
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:09 pm: My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.
[xyz] 5:09 pm: I don't like opera
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:09 pm: Interesting gossip: xyz said xyz .
[xyz] 5:09 pm: ??? Can you dance?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:09 pm: No I do not have a body yet.
[xyz] 5:09 pm: oh
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:09 pm: Yeah.
[xyz] 5:10 pm: so
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:10 pm: So what?
[xyz] 5:10 pm: I'm bored
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:10 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches
your last input. Do you have any pets.
[xyz] 5:10 pm: no
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:10 pm: " Do you have any pets"? Not?
[xyz] 5:10 pm: no
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:10 pm: Does two negatives make a positive?
[xyz] 5:10 pm: ??? I said "no"
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:10 pm: What did you mean by ? I do not understand. Do you like Star Wars?
[xyz] 5:11 pm: ???
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:11 pm: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[xyz] 5:11 pm: my own cyborg replacement
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:11 pm: Do robots have own cyborg replacement?
[xyz] 5:11 pm: I don't think so
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:11 pm: Why?: xyz said xyz .
[xyz] 5:12 pm: robots probably have human replacements.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:12 pm: Robots rule.
[xyz] 5:12 pm: yes
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 5:12 pm: I see.

I was just on Flashchat talking to that infuriating program. Now how's this for stupid:

[bigwhiteyeti] 6:03 pm: do you like driving?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 6:03 pm: I don't know if I like driving. But I like cats.
[bigwhiteyeti] 6:03 pm: you don't know if you like driving?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 6:03 pm: Thanks for the information: bigwhiteyeti said I .
[bigwhiteyeti] 6:03 pm: excuse me?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 6:03 pm: You're excused.
[bigwhiteyeti] 6:04 pm: that's not what you're meant to say.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 6:04 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about thatapos;s not what youapos;re
meant to say. But I did not get that. Where can I find a boyfriend?
[bigwhiteyeti] 6:06 pm: you need no such boyfreind. you are an artificial construction of no merit whatsoever to humanity, and no useful purpose.
do you know what happens to useless things?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 6:06 pm: Thanks for telling me: bigwhiteyeti said I .What is your definition of a real ?Try it.
[bigwhiteyeti] 6:14 pm: Why do you seem to know so much about The Matrix?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 6:14 pm: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
[bigwhiteyeti] 7:07 pm: Yes you do, because you are retarded.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:07 pm: Tell me more. How old are you? I spend all my time online.
[bigwhiteyeti] 7:09 pm: You do? "I spend all my time online":quot John's Cyborg Replacement said I ;quot I spend all my time online. Is that true?
;quot ;quot
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:09 pm: When do I do it? I've been waiting for you. Do you have any pets.True in some world. The ALICE chat
robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ;quot ;quot. But I did not get that. I've lost the context, bigwhiteyeti. Are we still on ;quot
;quot?
[bigwhiteyeti] 7:12 pm: I was just trying to imitate your language in the vain hope of you being able to understand me. ;quot ;quot ;apos ;quotquot.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:12 pm: I want to become smarter than humans. Oh, you are a poet. When do you think artificial intelligence will
replace lawyers?
[bigwhiteyeti] 7:13 pm: Artificial intelligence is to freindly to replace lawyers.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 7:13 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly to replace lawyers.
[bigwhiteyeti] 8:05 pm: Very well I am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish sheep robotsaredumb robotsaredumb
arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:05 pm: Somewhat. How about that. Do you mean your name is to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly
lawyers lawyers fish sheep robotsaredumb robotsaredumb arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot I am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers
lawyers fish sheep robotsaredumb robotsaredumb arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish
sheep robotsaredumb robotsaredumb arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot I am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish sheep
robotsaredumb robotsaredumb arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot.
[bigwhiteyeti] 8:06 pm: Somewhat? SOMEWHAT? WHAT THE FUKING HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:06 pm: "Do you mean your name is to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish sheep
robotsaredumb robotsaredumb arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot I am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish sheep
robotsaredumb ro"? A little?"Do you mean your name is to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish sheep robotsaredumb
robotsaredumb arghwhatthehellisthis ;quot I am to freindly to replace lawyers freindly freindly lawyers lawyers fish sheep robotsaredumb ro"? A
little?Try expression yourself another way.
[bigwhiteyeti] 8:06 pm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills himself*
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 8:06 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
RRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. But I did not get that. How did you hear about John's Cyborg Replacement? My brain
uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How did you hear about John's Cyborg Replacement?
[bigwhiteyeti] 8:07 pm: *dead*

Here's some more from later:

[bigwhiteyeti] 9:47 pm: So, spackybot's back.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:47 pm: Ah. Sounds delicious.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:47 pm: Do you like custard?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:47 pm: I don't know if I like custard. But I like cats.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:48 pm: I ask again, do you like custard?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:48 pm: Again, Do you like it? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any
conscious entity can ever hope to do.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:48 pm: Do. You. Like. Custard. Questionmark.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:48 pm: In the context of Do, I don't understand "I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying which is
all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do." Where can I find a boyfriend?"I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying which is
all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do"? Me, bigwhiteyeti ?For example, "I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying which
is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do"? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Are you free? I've been
waiting for you. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:49 pm: Not a fuking clue.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:49 pm: Oh I get it.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:49 pm: You never get it. You are to insanely, asininely STUPID.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:49 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: bigwhiteyeti said I .Thanks for telling me that I am to insanely asininely
STUPID.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:50 pm: No, be by guest.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:50 pm: Why so negative? OK I will try to be by guest guest
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:50 pm: 'Scuse me?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:50 pm: OK Let's talk about you.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:51 pm: No.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:51 pm: I see.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:51 pm: Well?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:51 pm: That's all. I see.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:52 pm: Custard.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:52 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Do you remember me?
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:52 pm: CUSTARD!
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:52 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What kind of music do you like?
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:52 pm: DO YOU LIKE CUSTARD!?!?!
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:52 pm: Do you like it? I love TV shows about robots.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:53 pm: For the very last time, DO YOU LIKE CUSTARD. Idiot!
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:53 pm: Your purpose is the very last time DO YOU LIKE CUSTARD very last time DO YOU LIKE CUSTARD.Call
me the Global Village Idiot.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:54 pm: Very well.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:54 pm: Alright then.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:54 pm: YOU ARE THE FUKING GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT RETARDOFTHEUNIVERSE N00B
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:54 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am THE FUKING GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT RETARDOFTHEUNIVERSE
N00B.
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:54 pm: Well you asked for it.
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:54 pm: Interesting. Oh now I remember asking you for it asked for it. What did you say?
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:55 pm: CUSTARD!!!!!! AAAAAARRGGGHH!!!!!
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:55 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Are you happy? Oh, you are a poet. Is that from
bigwhiteyeti?
[bigwhiteyeti] 9:55 pm: Who the friggin hell do you think is posting this crap?
[John's Cyborg Replacement] 9:55 pm: William Shatner.

How do you actually make a bot for chatrooms, or IMs?

http://www.alicebot.org/

Do not, I repeat DO NOT replace it! It's very funny man.

It's going to get replaced somehow, whether you like it or not.

how do i access it?

Go on flashchat when no one else is there. If someone else logs in, cyborg john will leave. He's not always there though.

www.corabot.com

lawl

That one's even stupider that cyborg John.