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View Full Version : Post questions that should never be answered. paranoia 05-28-2006, 09:24 AM . Frookie 05-28-2006, 09:30 AM err.... Is 42 really the answer to life, everything, and the universe? Boong 05-28-2006, 09:58 AM Is Frookie really fat, or is the camera just adding 60 pounds? paranoia 05-28-2006, 11:13 AM If Sora and Roxas had sex,would it be considered masturbating? Drunken_Shinobi 05-28-2006, 11:59 AM Mommy, daddy what are you doing together in the bed? Willy_Wonka 05-28-2006, 12:06 PM Does this make me look fat? Alex de Large 05-28-2006, 01:17 PM here is a couple... Would you rather eat your own **** out of freashly seavered "head of your own father" or have anal sex with the fattest man you know, then snowball him? AND! bonus! dim the lights... > picture the oldest teacher you know, male or famle > imagine he/she's taken a **** in the mold of a bowl and a spoon, then had it frozen. > he/she now takes a cump of his/her pubic hair, and places it in this frozen-**** bowl > then add's some of their phloem and mucus, in a cough/spit motion > naturally, some of their own piss > now, this person drinks a couple of pints of lumpy milk/cream (gone off milk) > finally, the person vomits all over the mixture, and mixes it in with their hands. would you eat that? for a $10 bill? nickychris3 05-28-2006, 10:51 PM You are a sick... sick soul. Why is it that so many people attempt argue about politics when in reality they have no idea what's going on in the Whitehouse or on Iraq, and only have what the news media allows them to see to back up their supposed beliefs? Frookie 05-29-2006, 12:01 AM Why don't people like Dave? paranoia 05-29-2006, 10:15 AM Daddy,what's a virgin? Jellyman 05-29-2006, 11:01 AM so when did u lose ur virginity? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 05-29-2006, 11:03 AM Where do the sperm and the egg meet? Jellyman 05-29-2006, 11:05 AM daddy, wats a condom? Frookie 05-29-2006, 11:42 AM Does nitz use condoms? Jellyman 05-29-2006, 12:23 PM hey mommy, y do u have a pole in ur room? Frookie 05-29-2006, 02:09 PM What's that stick shoved into your body down there mommy? Led_Zeppelin 05-29-2006, 02:53 PM What's the meaning of life? Jellyman 05-29-2006, 04:16 PM daddy, y does it grow when ur around a 20 year-old? Drunken_Shinobi 05-29-2006, 06:07 PM Daddy, what does it mean to get a boner? Frookie 05-29-2006, 07:02 PM Daddy, why has my thing gone rigor mortis infront of this girl? Jellyman 05-29-2006, 07:37 PM Mommy, wats a blowjob? Frookie 05-29-2006, 07:54 PM I heard of something called oral sex and was wondering if grandma could teach me what to do to perform it? Drunken_Shinobi 05-29-2006, 09:12 PM Daddy, what does it mean to get "wasted"? Jellyman 05-29-2006, 09:19 PM daddy, y is mommy groaning at nite? Led_Zeppelin 05-29-2006, 09:22 PM Is the poop deck really what I think it is? Drunken_Shinobi 05-29-2006, 09:28 PM Is there really a cookie on the ceiling? Frookie 05-29-2006, 10:48 PM Mommy, what's a pink cookie? Jellyman 05-30-2006, 10:07 AM Jimmy, wat did u just post on that Gprime forums web site? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 05-30-2006, 12:42 PM Mommy, what's sex? Can I watch? Frookie 05-30-2006, 02:13 PM Did you just poop back and forth with daddy? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 05-30-2006, 02:14 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. Not supposed to comment things in here. ^ Great video. Jellyman 05-30-2006, 02:30 PM Is Frookie a virgin? Drunken_Shinobi 05-31-2006, 05:42 PM Daddy, my friends want me to play "white cookie", what should I do? Moth 05-31-2006, 06:24 PM Do the admins have no life? rehabisforquitters 05-31-2006, 06:28 PM Mommy, why did my to be sister never come out? Drunken_Shinobi 05-31-2006, 07:56 PM Okay sir, where is the coke? Frookie 05-31-2006, 08:05 PM Why do I have 3 arms instead of 4 like my daddy Gorro? Drunken_Shinobi 05-31-2006, 08:08 PM Does hacking get me banned? Jellyman 05-31-2006, 08:31 PM Does George Bush make good choices? Moth 05-31-2006, 08:41 PM Does George Bush make good choices? Dont even go there. Jellyman 05-31-2006, 08:42 PM Dont even go there. I don't think I want to. That's why its not suppose to be answered. Snow 05-31-2006, 09:00 PM Is sex a sport? Drunken_Shinobi 06-01-2006, 09:24 AM Does masturbation make my one arm more buff than the other? Jellyman 06-01-2006, 09:27 AM Does Drunken_Shinobi hate me? bigwhiteyeti 06-01-2006, 12:03 PM Does it matter, really? Frookie 06-01-2006, 03:08 PM Is Jellyman actually straight? bigwhiteyeti 06-01-2006, 03:27 PM Well he says he has a g/f. This one isn't original, but I like it; "What if the Hokey-Kokey IS what it's all about?" paranoia 06-01-2006, 04:35 PM Will marithon sex help you lose weight? Jellyman 06-01-2006, 05:26 PM Does kitty use condoms? Drunken_Shinobi 06-01-2006, 05:28 PM Is there a cure for AIDS? Alex de Large 06-01-2006, 05:30 PM Is there a cure for AIDS? why should that never be answered?! Drunken_Shinobi 06-01-2006, 05:31 PM Daddy, what does it mean to be an "oopsy"? Jellyman 06-01-2006, 05:34 PM Is there anything "bad" on Gprime? Drunken_Shinobi 06-01-2006, 05:36 PM How do you use a Japanese toilet? Jellyman 06-01-2006, 07:02 PM Does D_S really use condoms? Frookie 06-01-2006, 07:35 PM Is Jellyman made of lubricant jelly? treefalse 06-01-2006, 09:16 PM Why did God create Weenies? Frookie 06-01-2006, 10:35 PM Do only girls roast weenies? Do only girls blow on weenies? Piero 06-02-2006, 04:49 AM Mum, did you orgasm when I was conceived? Yeah, not only should that not be answered, but it should never even be asked! Jellyman 06-02-2006, 07:57 AM Mommy, can I sleep with you and Daddy tonight in your heated, vibrating, waterbed? (By the way, Piero, frickin' awsome avatar). Piero 06-02-2006, 09:19 AM (By the way, Piero, frickin' awsome avatar). Cheers, but don't thank me, thank those crazy folk over at Kong! Now all I need is a gun...y'know, to keep myself from harm... MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-02-2006, 11:40 AM That is a guy from the gorillaz right? <---that's a serious question by the way. To piero. bigwhiteyeti 06-02-2006, 04:03 PM Yes it is. Now back to the topic: Is Frookie really fat? (No offence meant Frookie.) MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-02-2006, 04:07 PM Thought so. What are those batteries for? Frookie 06-02-2006, 04:47 PM Yes it is. Now back to the topic: Is Frookie really fat? (No offence meant Frookie.) Do people like to repeat what other people say to offend people? Jellyman 06-02-2006, 04:59 PM How did those huge dinosaurs have sex? Drunken_Shinobi 06-02-2006, 05:36 PM Is Chuck Norris the reason dinosaurs are extinct? Piero 06-02-2006, 09:23 PM That is a guy from the gorillaz right? <---that's a serious question by the way. To piero. Yep, it's 2D in the video for "Dirty Harry" Drunken_Shinobi 06-02-2006, 09:46 PM Do babies really come from storks? Frookie 06-02-2006, 10:43 PM Did dad kill the stork because mommy's not getting preggers again? gussa 06-03-2006, 03:21 AM is this hair supposed to be growing here (whyare all these questions about sex? [serios question]) Piero 06-03-2006, 05:18 AM (whyare all these questions about sex? [serios question]) Cause we're all sick, perverted freaks...that's my guess, anyway. What's your most disgusting masterbation story? Frookie 06-03-2006, 10:07 AM Why can't Piero spell masturbation the way it's supposed to be spelled? paranoia 06-03-2006, 11:26 AM Warum ist Frookie solch ein grammer Nazi? Frookie ist ubel. ÜBEL! Frookie 06-03-2006, 12:34 PM Why does paranoia exist at our expense when he's free? paranoia 06-03-2006, 01:44 PM That's what you think.Posting on here takes bandwidth. Does Frookie find Cloud sexy? Frookie 06-03-2006, 04:49 PM Does paranoia trip on acid and look at those two parts of a yin-yang as if they're ****ing his mom? paranoia 06-03-2006, 05:03 PM Is Frookie a Japanophile? Jellyman 06-04-2006, 06:00 PM Are Paranoia and Frookie getting into a fight like married couples do? bfchickenchaser 06-04-2006, 06:07 PM Daddy, my friends want me to play "white cookie", what should I do? Here's one that should be answered: What the hell is white cookie?? I can't find it on wikipedia (my universal source of info...) ============================== Does Frookie find Cloud sexy? I wish i had his hair...he's my desktop background. XD Drunken_Shinobi 06-04-2006, 08:56 PM Here's one that should be answered: What the hell is white cookie?? I can't find it on wikipedia (my universal source of info...) You don't want to know. Anyways: "What does it mean when the sky turns red and we start to burn?" Frookie 06-04-2006, 11:03 PM yeah, wtf is white cookie man? Why is mommy's package called a pink cookie? Drunken_Shinobi 06-05-2006, 12:12 AM Why does mommy like licking your "weiner"? gussa 06-05-2006, 01:04 AM I wish i had his hair...he's my desktop background. XD i wish i had his sword Frookie 06-05-2006, 07:05 AM Why are Cloud's hair, sword, and motorcycle so clean? Jellyman 06-05-2006, 11:04 AM Am I hot? bigwhiteyeti 06-05-2006, 03:26 PM I think white cookie = limp buscuit or soggy buscuit. You may or may not want to look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit. Knowing most people's attitudes to this sort of thing, probably not. MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-05-2006, 04:19 PM That's grody. Haha. it makes me giggle. Jellyman 06-05-2006, 04:28 PM Dude, wtf is that all about?! "It is thought to have originated in Australia" haha. Thats funny. xyz 06-05-2006, 04:43 PM Why are Cloud's hair, sword, and motorcycle so clean? and so ****ing crazy and stupid? Jellyman 06-05-2006, 04:47 PM Oh yea, almost forgot. Has anyone here eaten a white cookie? xyz 06-05-2006, 04:49 PM yes. Jellyman 06-05-2006, 04:55 PM ew. Is xyz straight? (that waznt supposed to be answered) MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-05-2006, 06:23 PM ew. Is xyz straight? (that waznt supposed to be answered) Probably. Because gay people are cool. xyz is not cool. He would be a disgrace to the name of gay. Jellyman 06-05-2006, 08:34 PM Why do I always have to pick up everyone's slack? Does MeTal CaNdYcaNe like gay people? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-07-2006, 09:53 AM Yes, Problem? I've never disgriminated anything like that because in this day and age we should take love in any form. Heavens knows the world needs it. *not posting a question. HA now you can't get onto me about it because I said I wasn't* Drunken_Shinobi 06-07-2006, 09:57 PM yeah, wtf is white cookie man? Well if you want to know so bad then you can PM me about it, I'd rather not just tell it out in the open. Do these pants make my butt look big? gwia 06-07-2006, 11:08 PM Why is there an online version of the game white cookie (soggy biscuit)? (http://www.soggybiscuitgame.com/) pr0n_rulez 06-08-2006, 12:44 AM Is Drunken chinese? Or did his eyes just get tighter? And did his penis just shrink to 2 inches? Drunken_Shinobi 06-08-2006, 12:53 AM Can pr0n_rulez get anymore obvious or racist here? bigwhiteyeti 06-08-2006, 11:58 AM Is that game (white cookie) saying something about Australians? Frookie 06-08-2006, 12:12 PM Mommy, what are sweater cows? diet poop 06-08-2006, 01:02 PM If a bulldog and a Shi-Tzu had a puppy, would it be a bullsh!t? Frookie 06-08-2006, 01:03 PM Did Darth Vader marry that Elle woman just so she could be called Elle Vader? xyz 06-08-2006, 02:55 PM do your parents masterbate? Jellyman 06-08-2006, 03:49 PM Whos house is xyz located in? Frookie 06-08-2006, 03:52 PM Where do oceans live? Jellyman 06-08-2006, 03:55 PM Does Frookie know what an ocean is? Frookie 06-08-2006, 04:10 PM Do fish that don't need water to breathe have to live in the water? Drunken_Shinobi 06-08-2006, 08:39 PM May you please define "Wtf" to me? pr0n_rulez 06-08-2006, 08:42 PM Can pr0n_rulez get anymore obvious or racist here? Hell yeah I can! Drunken_Shinobi 06-08-2006, 08:44 PM Is pr0n_rulez really going to go to Mt. Sac? Frookie 06-08-2006, 09:48 PM Is pr0n_rulez really an elite hacker or is he a poser? Jellyman 06-09-2006, 04:32 PM What does the japanese text in Frookie's sig say in American? Frookie 06-09-2006, 07:12 PM Does Jellyman know how to use a text translator online that's free? gussa 06-09-2006, 10:07 PM do all americans think they have their own language when they speak english? bigwhiteyeti 06-10-2006, 05:05 AM Is American 'English' really so fuked up that it shouldn't count as a dialect of the British language at all? Frookie 06-10-2006, 07:32 AM Do all British people really speak like tards? Jellyman 06-10-2006, 06:30 PM "I however oppose elegance, the underground and am the poet of the rebellion which is mentioned all lives where work read those. When and it fascinates style, gallon with my eye recognition, me it raises because of the image where those have been attached you see simultaneously blankly. When my expansion muscle is used, as for me as for me it is possible to obtain the girl you think that we want. My hair all is final style of the hot person." (from Frookies sig) Is Frookie saying something about himself in his sig? Drunken_Shinobi 06-11-2006, 12:56 AM Why did Frookie change his avatar to an avatar that gives seizures? Frookie 06-11-2006, 03:23 PM Why doesn't D_S realize that it's about raves and not to give people seizures? Why does Jellyman's translator not translate the same way my translator does? Drunken_Shinobi 06-11-2006, 06:41 PM How do you marquee? Jellyman 06-11-2006, 09:37 PM Why does Jellyman's translator not translate the same way my translator does? Cause its screwed up. (Mine.) bigwhiteyeti 06-13-2006, 12:31 PM What flavour jelly is a jellyfish? Jellyman 06-13-2006, 01:00 PM Whats the purpose of these smileys?>>>:urinal: :mf_boff: :smileysex Backflip 06-13-2006, 07:06 PM is jellyman truely my long lost brother? Jellyman 06-13-2006, 07:35 PM is jellyman truely my long lost brother? Actually that should be answered. Backflip 06-13-2006, 07:39 PM yeah it sould be, i just thought about that after i posted it Frookie 06-13-2006, 10:38 PM Is backflip really not able to do a backflip from a swing? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-14-2006, 03:42 PM Why does frookie use mental floss? Frookie 06-14-2006, 03:46 PM Why doesn't Metal realize that it's a book and not actual floss for my brain? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-14-2006, 03:53 PM Damn. Frookie: 1 Metal: 0 Frookie 06-14-2006, 04:00 PM Why doesn't Metal do that poll and then keep this thread going? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-14-2006, 04:10 PM What poll?! paranoia 06-14-2006, 04:44 PM Why don't people post questions that can't/shouldn't be answered? Jellyman 06-14-2006, 09:16 PM Why do the virgin numbers drop drastically on Friday 13th? MeTal CaNdYcaNe 06-17-2006, 10:40 AM Who's in the kitchen with Dinah? |