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paranoia
05-28-2006, 09:24 AM
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Frookie
05-28-2006, 09:30 AM
err....

Is 42 really the answer to life, everything, and the universe?

Boong
05-28-2006, 09:58 AM
Is Frookie really fat, or is the camera just adding 60 pounds?

paranoia
05-28-2006, 11:13 AM
If Sora and Roxas had sex,would it be considered masturbating?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-28-2006, 11:59 AM
Mommy, daddy what are you doing together in the bed?

Willy_Wonka
05-28-2006, 12:06 PM
Does this make me look fat?

Alex de Large
05-28-2006, 01:17 PM
here is a couple...

Would you rather eat your own **** out of freashly seavered "head of your own father" or have anal sex with the fattest man you know, then snowball him?

AND! bonus! dim the lights...

> picture the oldest teacher you know, male or famle
> imagine he/she's taken a **** in the mold of a bowl and a spoon, then had it frozen.
> he/she now takes a cump of his/her pubic hair, and places it in this frozen-**** bowl
> then add's some of their phloem and mucus, in a cough/spit motion
> naturally, some of their own piss
> now, this person drinks a couple of pints of lumpy milk/cream (gone off milk)
> finally, the person vomits all over the mixture, and mixes it in with their hands.

would you eat that? for a $10 bill?

nickychris3
05-28-2006, 10:51 PM
You are a sick... sick soul.

Why is it that so many people attempt argue about politics when in reality they have no idea what's going on in the Whitehouse or on Iraq, and only have what the news media allows them to see to back up their supposed beliefs?

Frookie
05-29-2006, 12:01 AM
Why don't people like Dave?

paranoia
05-29-2006, 10:15 AM
Daddy,what's a virgin?

Jellyman
05-29-2006, 11:01 AM
so when did u lose ur virginity?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
05-29-2006, 11:03 AM
Where do the sperm and the egg meet?

Jellyman
05-29-2006, 11:05 AM
daddy, wats a condom?

Frookie
05-29-2006, 11:42 AM
Does nitz use condoms?

Jellyman
05-29-2006, 12:23 PM
hey mommy, y do u have a pole in ur room?

Frookie
05-29-2006, 02:09 PM
What's that stick shoved into your body down there mommy?

Led_Zeppelin
05-29-2006, 02:53 PM
What's the meaning of life?

Jellyman
05-29-2006, 04:16 PM
daddy, y does it grow when ur around a 20 year-old?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-29-2006, 06:07 PM
Daddy, what does it mean to get a boner?

Frookie
05-29-2006, 07:02 PM
Daddy, why has my thing gone rigor mortis infront of this girl?

Jellyman
05-29-2006, 07:37 PM
Mommy, wats a blowjob?

Frookie
05-29-2006, 07:54 PM
I heard of something called oral sex and was wondering if grandma could teach me what to do to perform it?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-29-2006, 09:12 PM
Daddy, what does it mean to get "wasted"?

Jellyman
05-29-2006, 09:19 PM
daddy, y is mommy groaning at nite?

Led_Zeppelin
05-29-2006, 09:22 PM
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-29-2006, 09:28 PM
Is there really a cookie on the ceiling?

Frookie
05-29-2006, 10:48 PM
Mommy, what's a pink cookie?

Jellyman
05-30-2006, 10:07 AM
Jimmy, wat did u just post on that Gprime forums web site?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
05-30-2006, 12:42 PM
Mommy, what's sex? Can I watch?

Frookie
05-30-2006, 02:13 PM
Did you just poop back and forth with daddy?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
05-30-2006, 02:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. Not supposed to comment things in here.
^ Great video.

Jellyman
05-30-2006, 02:30 PM
Is Frookie a virgin?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-31-2006, 05:42 PM
Daddy, my friends want me to play "white cookie", what should I do?

Moth
05-31-2006, 06:24 PM
Do the admins have no life?

rehabisforquitters
05-31-2006, 06:28 PM
Mommy, why did my to be sister never come out?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-31-2006, 07:56 PM
Okay sir, where is the coke?

Frookie
05-31-2006, 08:05 PM
Why do I have 3 arms instead of 4 like my daddy Gorro?

Drunken_Shinobi
05-31-2006, 08:08 PM
Does hacking get me banned?

Jellyman
05-31-2006, 08:31 PM
Does George Bush make good choices?

Moth
05-31-2006, 08:41 PM
Does George Bush make good choices?
Dont even go there.

Jellyman
05-31-2006, 08:42 PM
Dont even go there.
I don't think I want to. That's why its not suppose to be answered.

Snow
05-31-2006, 09:00 PM
Is sex a sport?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-01-2006, 09:24 AM
Does masturbation make my one arm more buff than the other?

Jellyman
06-01-2006, 09:27 AM
Does Drunken_Shinobi hate me?

bigwhiteyeti
06-01-2006, 12:03 PM
Does it matter, really?

Frookie
06-01-2006, 03:08 PM
Is Jellyman actually straight?

bigwhiteyeti
06-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Well he says he has a g/f.

This one isn't original, but I like it;

"What if the Hokey-Kokey IS what it's all about?"

paranoia
06-01-2006, 04:35 PM
Will marithon sex help you lose weight?

Jellyman
06-01-2006, 05:26 PM
Does kitty use condoms?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-01-2006, 05:28 PM
Is there a cure for AIDS?

Alex de Large
06-01-2006, 05:30 PM
Is there a cure for AIDS?
why should that never be answered?!

Drunken_Shinobi
06-01-2006, 05:31 PM
Daddy, what does it mean to be an "oopsy"?

Jellyman
06-01-2006, 05:34 PM
Is there anything "bad" on Gprime?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-01-2006, 05:36 PM
How do you use a Japanese toilet?

Jellyman
06-01-2006, 07:02 PM
Does D_S really use condoms?

Frookie
06-01-2006, 07:35 PM
Is Jellyman made of lubricant jelly?

treefalse
06-01-2006, 09:16 PM
Why did God create Weenies?

Frookie
06-01-2006, 10:35 PM
Do only girls roast weenies?
Do only girls blow on weenies?

Piero
06-02-2006, 04:49 AM
Mum, did you orgasm when I was conceived?

Yeah, not only should that not be answered, but it should never even be asked!

Jellyman
06-02-2006, 07:57 AM
Mommy, can I sleep with you and Daddy tonight in your heated, vibrating, waterbed?
(By the way, Piero, frickin' awsome avatar).

Piero
06-02-2006, 09:19 AM
(By the way, Piero, frickin' awsome avatar).
Cheers, but don't thank me, thank those crazy folk over at Kong!

Now all I need is a gun...y'know, to keep myself from harm...

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-02-2006, 11:40 AM
That is a guy from the gorillaz right? <---that's a serious question by the way. To piero.

bigwhiteyeti
06-02-2006, 04:03 PM
Yes it is.

Now back to the topic: Is Frookie really fat? (No offence meant Frookie.)

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-02-2006, 04:07 PM
Thought so.

What are those batteries for?

Frookie
06-02-2006, 04:47 PM
Yes it is.

Now back to the topic: Is Frookie really fat? (No offence meant Frookie.)

Do people like to repeat what other people say to offend people?

Jellyman
06-02-2006, 04:59 PM
How did those huge dinosaurs have sex?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-02-2006, 05:36 PM
Is Chuck Norris the reason dinosaurs are extinct?

Piero
06-02-2006, 09:23 PM
That is a guy from the gorillaz right? <---that's a serious question by the way. To piero.
Yep, it's 2D in the video for "Dirty Harry"

Drunken_Shinobi
06-02-2006, 09:46 PM
Do babies really come from storks?

Frookie
06-02-2006, 10:43 PM
Did dad kill the stork because mommy's not getting preggers again?

gussa
06-03-2006, 03:21 AM
is this hair supposed to be growing here
(whyare all these questions about sex? [serios question])

Piero
06-03-2006, 05:18 AM
(whyare all these questions about sex? [serios question])
Cause we're all sick, perverted freaks...that's my guess, anyway.


What's your most disgusting masterbation story?

Frookie
06-03-2006, 10:07 AM
Why can't Piero spell masturbation the way it's supposed to be spelled?

paranoia
06-03-2006, 11:26 AM
Warum ist Frookie solch ein grammer Nazi? Frookie ist ubel. ÜBEL!

Frookie
06-03-2006, 12:34 PM
Why does paranoia exist at our expense when he's free?

paranoia
06-03-2006, 01:44 PM
That's what you think.Posting on here takes bandwidth.

Does Frookie find Cloud sexy?

Frookie
06-03-2006, 04:49 PM
Does paranoia trip on acid and look at those two parts of a yin-yang as if they're ****ing his mom?

paranoia
06-03-2006, 05:03 PM
Is Frookie a Japanophile?

Jellyman
06-04-2006, 06:00 PM
Are Paranoia and Frookie getting into a fight like married couples do?

bfchickenchaser
06-04-2006, 06:07 PM
Daddy, my friends want me to play "white cookie", what should I do?

Here's one that should be answered: What the hell is white cookie?? I can't find it on wikipedia (my universal source of info...)
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Does Frookie find Cloud sexy?

I wish i had his hair...he's my desktop background. XD

Drunken_Shinobi
06-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Here's one that should be answered: What the hell is white cookie?? I can't find it on wikipedia (my universal source of info...)
You don't want to know.
Anyways: "What does it mean when the sky turns red and we start to burn?"

Frookie
06-04-2006, 11:03 PM
yeah, wtf is white cookie man?

Why is mommy's package called a pink cookie?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-05-2006, 12:12 AM
Why does mommy like licking your "weiner"?

gussa
06-05-2006, 01:04 AM
I wish i had his hair...he's my desktop background. XD
i wish i had his sword

Frookie
06-05-2006, 07:05 AM
Why are Cloud's hair, sword, and motorcycle so clean?

Jellyman
06-05-2006, 11:04 AM
Am I hot?

bigwhiteyeti
06-05-2006, 03:26 PM
I think white cookie = limp buscuit or soggy buscuit. You may or may not want to look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit. Knowing most people's attitudes to this sort of thing, probably not.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-05-2006, 04:19 PM
That's grody. Haha. it makes me giggle.

Jellyman
06-05-2006, 04:28 PM
Dude, wtf is that all about?!
"It is thought to have originated in Australia" haha. Thats funny.

xyz
06-05-2006, 04:43 PM
Why are Cloud's hair, sword, and motorcycle so clean?
and so ****ing crazy and stupid?

Jellyman
06-05-2006, 04:47 PM
Oh yea, almost forgot.
Has anyone here eaten a white cookie?

xyz
06-05-2006, 04:49 PM
yes.

Jellyman
06-05-2006, 04:55 PM
ew. Is xyz straight?
(that waznt supposed to be answered)

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-05-2006, 06:23 PM
ew. Is xyz straight?
(that waznt supposed to be answered)
Probably. Because gay people are cool. xyz is not cool. He would be a disgrace to the name of gay.

Jellyman
06-05-2006, 08:34 PM
Why do I always have to pick up everyone's slack?
Does MeTal CaNdYcaNe like gay people?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-07-2006, 09:53 AM
Yes, Problem? I've never disgriminated anything like that because in this day and age we should take love in any form. Heavens knows the world needs it.

*not posting a question. HA now you can't get onto me about it because I said I wasn't*

Drunken_Shinobi
06-07-2006, 09:57 PM
yeah, wtf is white cookie man?
Well if you want to know so bad then you can PM me about it, I'd rather not just tell it out in the open.
Do these pants make my butt look big?

gwia
06-07-2006, 11:08 PM
Why is there an online version of the game white cookie (soggy biscuit)? (http://www.soggybiscuitgame.com/)

pr0n_rulez
06-08-2006, 12:44 AM
Is Drunken chinese? Or did his eyes just get tighter? And did his penis just shrink to 2 inches?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-08-2006, 12:53 AM
Can pr0n_rulez get anymore obvious or racist here?

bigwhiteyeti
06-08-2006, 11:58 AM
Is that game (white cookie) saying something about Australians?

Frookie
06-08-2006, 12:12 PM
Mommy, what are sweater cows?

diet poop
06-08-2006, 01:02 PM
If a bulldog and a Shi-Tzu had a puppy, would it be a bullsh!t?

Frookie
06-08-2006, 01:03 PM
Did Darth Vader marry that Elle woman just so she could be called Elle Vader?

xyz
06-08-2006, 02:55 PM
do your parents masterbate?

Jellyman
06-08-2006, 03:49 PM
Whos house is xyz located in?

Frookie
06-08-2006, 03:52 PM
Where do oceans live?

Jellyman
06-08-2006, 03:55 PM
Does Frookie know what an ocean is?

Frookie
06-08-2006, 04:10 PM
Do fish that don't need water to breathe have to live in the water?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-08-2006, 08:39 PM
May you please define "Wtf" to me?

pr0n_rulez
06-08-2006, 08:42 PM
Can pr0n_rulez get anymore obvious or racist here?
Hell yeah I can!

Drunken_Shinobi
06-08-2006, 08:44 PM
Is pr0n_rulez really going to go to Mt. Sac?

Frookie
06-08-2006, 09:48 PM
Is pr0n_rulez really an elite hacker or is he a poser?

Jellyman
06-09-2006, 04:32 PM
What does the japanese text in Frookie's sig say in American?

Frookie
06-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Does Jellyman know how to use a text translator online that's free?

gussa
06-09-2006, 10:07 PM
do all americans think they have their own language when they speak english?

bigwhiteyeti
06-10-2006, 05:05 AM
Is American 'English' really so fuked up that it shouldn't count as a dialect of the British language at all?

Frookie
06-10-2006, 07:32 AM
Do all British people really speak like tards?

Jellyman
06-10-2006, 06:30 PM
"I however oppose elegance, the underground and am the poet of the rebellion which is mentioned all lives where work read those. When and it fascinates style, gallon with my eye recognition, me it raises because of the image where those have been attached you see simultaneously blankly. When my expansion muscle is used, as for me as for me it is possible to obtain the girl you think that we want. My hair all is final style of the hot person." (from Frookies sig)
Is Frookie saying something about himself in his sig?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-11-2006, 12:56 AM
Why did Frookie change his avatar to an avatar that gives seizures?

Frookie
06-11-2006, 03:23 PM
Why doesn't D_S realize that it's about raves and not to give people seizures?

Why does Jellyman's translator not translate the same way my translator does?

Drunken_Shinobi
06-11-2006, 06:41 PM
How do you marquee?

Jellyman
06-11-2006, 09:37 PM
Why does Jellyman's translator not translate the same way my translator does?
Cause its screwed up. (Mine.)

bigwhiteyeti
06-13-2006, 12:31 PM
What flavour jelly is a jellyfish?

Jellyman
06-13-2006, 01:00 PM
Whats the purpose of these smileys?>>>:urinal: :mf_boff: :smileysex

Backflip
06-13-2006, 07:06 PM
is jellyman truely my long lost brother?

Jellyman
06-13-2006, 07:35 PM
is jellyman truely my long lost brother?
Actually that should be answered.

Backflip
06-13-2006, 07:39 PM
yeah it sould be, i just thought about that after i posted it

Frookie
06-13-2006, 10:38 PM
Is backflip really not able to do a backflip from a swing?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-14-2006, 03:42 PM
Why does frookie use mental floss?

Frookie
06-14-2006, 03:46 PM
Why doesn't Metal realize that it's a book and not actual floss for my brain?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-14-2006, 03:53 PM
Damn. Frookie: 1 Metal: 0

Frookie
06-14-2006, 04:00 PM
Why doesn't Metal do that poll and then keep this thread going?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-14-2006, 04:10 PM
What poll?!

paranoia
06-14-2006, 04:44 PM
Why don't people post questions that can't/shouldn't be answered?

Jellyman
06-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Why do the virgin numbers drop drastically on Friday 13th?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-17-2006, 10:40 AM
Who's in the kitchen with Dinah?