View Full Version : My crackpot theory.


paranoia
05-27-2006, 10:27 AM
I believe that Toad from the Mario series of games is really Strawberry Shortcake.Think about it.They look very similar,and Shortcake dissappeared into obscurity around the time Super Mario Bros. came out.See:

Toad:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Toadsmall.jpg

And Strawberry Shortcake (far right):
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Strawberry_Shortcake_TV.jpg

My theory is when her show became unpopular,Shortcake moved to the Mushroom Kingdom,and got plastic surgery and changed her gender.He/She fell in love with Mario,and kept getting captured by Bowser so that Mario would rescue him.When Toad/Shortcake realized that Mario was straight,she decided that she would stand aside and let Mario go after his true love.

bagel head
05-27-2006, 10:37 AM
..Yes..

diet poop
05-27-2006, 10:58 AM
HOLY CRAP! You're right! This is an outrage!

Frookie
05-27-2006, 11:02 AM
Toad does sound like a girl actually with that high pitched voice

bigwhiteyeti
05-27-2006, 11:02 AM
Riiiiiiight...

Chrisprime
05-27-2006, 02:24 PM
but it can make sense

The Perfect Seven
05-27-2006, 03:11 PM
I always knew that Toad was a transvestite

Symbolian
05-27-2006, 03:33 PM
Toad is a He\She?!

Frookie
05-27-2006, 03:39 PM
Toad's a guy who was a girl but still has that girly high pitched voice

poisonedcandy_X
05-27-2006, 03:42 PM
Strawberry Shortcake is cuter. Anyway, she's popular again now, and she couldn't be two people at once. haha. =]

Symbolian
05-27-2006, 03:44 PM
Yes she can!

paranoia
05-27-2006, 03:46 PM
Strawberry Shortcake is cuter. Anyway, she's popular again now, and she couldn't be two people at once. haha. =]
Yes,but Nintendo hasn't made any games lately.In fact,I predict that Strawberry Shortcake will dissappear when the Wii comes out.

poisonedcandy_X
05-27-2006, 03:49 PM
heh. You guys are so silly.<3

Drunken_Shinobi
05-27-2006, 05:20 PM
It's possible.

Frookie
05-27-2006, 05:21 PM
anything's possible, look, they have weird heads that are almost the same color

Drunken_Shinobi
05-27-2006, 05:22 PM
Yes...or maybe it's possible the maker of Toad possibly copied from that, or it was a coincidence.

poisonedcandy_X
05-27-2006, 05:30 PM
They don't really look very much alike to me.

Drunken_Shinobi
05-27-2006, 05:32 PM
They aren't alike, they just look similar.

Frookie
05-27-2006, 06:09 PM
they have a similar girly voice, very noticable whenever Toad screams

Ilikepandas
05-28-2006, 08:13 PM
oh yeah? well my conspiricy is that... Daxter is actually a precursor!

http://banjai.blogstation.fr/images/medium_1113292935_0.jpg

Drunken_Shinobi
05-28-2006, 09:01 PM
Well he did look like them in the game and all.

Led_Zeppelin
05-28-2006, 09:22 PM
Are you smoking crack or pot?!

Drunken_Shinobi
05-28-2006, 09:26 PM
Both.

Frookie
05-28-2006, 09:32 PM
both, well...tell me what it's like when you get all of your feelings back

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
05-30-2006, 02:17 PM
I Knew It!