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Kakashine_266
05-09-2006, 05:52 PM
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality,
bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed
and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give
the robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............ya gonna vote for Hillary?"


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MeTal CaNdYcaNe
05-09-2006, 08:30 PM
XD That's great

Heyyou27
05-09-2006, 08:32 PM
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............ya gonna vote for Hillary?"

That's the best part.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
05-09-2006, 08:33 PM
*Nods*

Drunken_Shinobi
05-09-2006, 08:49 PM
Hehe....

paranoia
05-10-2006, 02:11 PM
I wonder what would happen if you said you were George W.Bush?

Brain Licker
05-10-2006, 02:29 PM
nothing because the robot asks for your IQ. but then again he might say it.

Hayubasa
05-10-2006, 08:06 PM
actually that g.w.bush thing could work in the joke if you used it differently, maybe:
150: quantam physics, bla bla bla
100:boobs, bla bla bla
50:Oh, hey Bush.

gwia
05-10-2006, 08:36 PM
Funny Joke speaking robots *claps hands*

Kakashine_266
05-11-2006, 06:47 AM
That joke went lke that because Hiliary is the next one to run...

PRESIDENTS ARENT SELECTED 4 TERMS YOU ARSE HOLE

bagel head
05-11-2006, 07:02 AM
That's funny.