who is this? where am i? *shakes head in confusion*

i'm still alive, contrary to rumour. i've never had such a stressful school year in my entire life. but i've broke free from those chains and now i'm loose for four wonderful months.. until they drag me back. (i think the relation to prison is actually quite appropriate.)

anywho, there's a couple major things going on around here:

#1) a few people have wanted a gprime wiki. blackice decided to set up an official one to make everyone happy. you can find it <a href="http://gprime.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page">here</a>. if you don't know what a wiki is, then fell free to go play around. (don't be upset when someone deletes something you write -- it happens something. even to me.)

#2) over the last few years there have been a few people wanted a store. recently people have <i>really</i> wanted a store. if you are a graphics artist and want to see your work on a tshirt, then head over to the forums in a few days (a sub-forum is being set up). or drop in if you just like free stuff (there's bound to be some give-a-ways!).

#3) getting tired of me rambling? or me altogether? yeah, me too. soon a few respected forumers (it's a word!) will be donating some time with the (*gasp*) front page. i've always been super paranoid of what's posted here, but it seems everyone is <i>really</i> pushing this idea. and hey, i'm only here to make you happy. when will this happen? it's been in the works for quite a while now actually, but it'll be ready in a week, give or take.

#4) man i LOVE hatemail. ok, not really. and yes, i'm sorry for being so lazy.

and ..

who's larry? he's too sexy for his skin.. <i>(or at least.. regular skin?)</i> - yet another wonderful ilikepandas creation.
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/larrytheleperepisode1">larry the leper: episode 1</a> [ 3244KB ]

objects in sky are stronger than they appear <i>(yeah.. i won't quit my day job.)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/golfgt2">golf gt frog</a> [ 1081KB ]

another volkswagen commercial to compliment the last one:
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/golfgt1">golf gt toy</a> [ 887KB ]

this massive <i>insect</i>, catches, and eats a mammal. am i the only one who is creeped out by this?
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/bateatingcentipede">bat-eating centipede</a> [ 4610KB

phase one of insect world domination is complete. phase two, they <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/03/wasp_performs_roachb.html" target="_new" class="txt">zombify</a> the entire human race. <i>(call me crazy, but the day will come -- you'll see!)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/cockroachcontrolledrobot">cockroach controlled robot</a> [ 4492KB ]

i remember my grade 12 physics teacher having one of these -- i think his came with a pig too. it's a really bizzare thing to experience.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/hyperbolicillusion">hyperbolic illusion</a> [ 1504KB ]<br />

i guess you have to do some pretty dirty work to make your way to the top. oh jackie ..
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/jackiechancondom">jackie chan condom commercial</a> [ 2324KB ]

nintendo64: the greatest christmas present <i>ever</i>.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/nintendosixtyfooour">nintendo sixty-fooour</a> [ 2601KB ]

woah now. i'm feeling a little dirty after watching this.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/peugeotbugs">car bugs</a> [ 1214KB ]<br />

this video is supposed to be an anaconda regurgitating a hippo. i'm not sure if it's really a hippo (or even if snake -- this video is terrible quality :P). well whatever it is, it's awesome, and gross.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/snakeeatshippo">snake eats hippo</a> [ 5681KB ]

remember the yo-yo phase? apparently some people never grew out of it. this kid is insane.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/yoyomaster">yoyo master</a> [ 7629KB ]

jmtb02, the creator of the awesome games: <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/ballrevampedivamplitude" class="sho">ball revamped iv: amplitude</a>, <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/andromedia" class="sho">ball revamped iii: andromedia</a>, and <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/gemini" class="sho">ball revamped iii: gemini</a>, presents one of the greatest flash games ever:
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/4secondfury">4 second fury</a> [ 3011KB ]

this is a little like volleybay, only, it's not. it's ball 'n' walls!
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/athleteballsnwalls">athlete: balls 'n walls</a> [ 112KB ]

thank you to "mahmoud" who made this game. this pong game is much much harder than you expect. can you beat level 13?
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/funkypong">funky pong</a> [ 173KB ]

fan of <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland" class="sho">hapland 1</a>, and <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland2" class="sho">hapland 2</a>? then be a fan of hapland 3:
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland3">hapland 3</a> [ 1083KB ]

wow...one of the biggest updates...ever...

#2. Darn, so close to being first

Finally!

Yay! We like it when john has free time. :D

This was a huge update, and well worth the wait. With the rest of the mods making updates (hopefully), there can be more stuff submitted because we sometimes forget some things.

finally ur bak

YAY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE! But.. YOUR BACK!

woo hoo

NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOAAARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1111

That kid freakin' spazzed. Did you see how bugged out his eyes were? Then he was all dissapointed with his remote control car.... I wonder if that kid now lives in his mom's basement.

And the forums rejoiced.

Awsome update..

walls and balls kept me entertained.

long time no update

Very nice update, John. :]

Anyone know the name of the background music from the yoyo vid? I know I've heard it before >_<

ask frookie, he listens to that crappy japanese pop. i think he's dating some dude named gackt whose involved w/ japanese pop.

ask frookie, he listens to that crappy japanese pop. i think he's dating some dude named gackt whose involved w/ japanese pop.


lol...

i don't like either of you, but you're the smarter one... funny :)

Oh great,you updated.There goes my bet.

Yes!! Another update!!

lol...

i don't like either of you, but you're the smarter one... funny :)

neat?

Awesome! The yoyo kid was crazy!! I haven't seen something like that in a long time. But finally an update.

So... now wasps can control robots through roaches?

All that's left to do is wait...
*does wait*

*le gaspies* an update? What's that? ;] Thankies john.

SO some other members like treefalse will be updating?

Awww, you had to update when I was in Philadelphia didn't you? Wow, nice update though, whats this I hear about other people making update? eh? EH?

hey look! I beat level 13! By balancing it perfectly on the first bounce and then walking away...

http://abs.gprime.net/pong.jpg

362 on funky pong.

Edit:
http://abs.gprime.net/4pong.png

hey look! I beat level 13! By balancing it perfectly on the first bounce and then walking away...

http://abs.gprime.net/pong.jpg
*nods* hahaha same here.

Floyd, that actually looks more like "I-have-not-even-started-playing Pong" Good try though

Actually I seriously got 362, I'm guessing you don't believe me.

I will beat all of your scores in that game... Hold on while I play.

Damn. I got out by accident.

*points and laughs and pities* Hahaha

next time you update, can you put my robot donce and tae kwon robotodo videos on there?

Ha, those were great.

Actually I seriously got 362, I'm guessing you don't believe me.


There is no reason to doubt you when all you have to do is leave it alone, but you just posted a picture of the practice thing so...

Lmao, good stuff.

Finally btw

Thanks for the update and the link up John! Always love submitting stuff to your site. Four Second Fury was a fun project.

i got 1099 then i got bored

Is there any sort of better instructions for the athlete game? It's impossible to play, he just shoots straight up every friggin' time.
You have to tap the bottom "S" twice, When you tap first time the guy starts to rise then you tap again. Try to shoot more in the left side...
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Thanks for the post!
I always like Jackie Chan, when I saw that...it's funny...Does anybody know the name of the movie that appears in the begin? I saw once, and like to see again...
That centipede maked me remember the last "king-kong" movie or a Indiana Jones movie...I hope never to meet that insect.
I'm seeing the others movies
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i got 1099 then i got bored
I just did 12