Okay, my English teacher is old, and very gullible. Someone hits her with a paperwad and she assumes it's me. I stand up and point at her and say, "Ahh! Whatever!", and I go sit on the trashcan and pretended I'm crying, she really thought I was crying. :) So I get out of trouble.

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well, once during the girls health class (sex ed) we had a sub. we were watching one of those sex ed movies and the teacher got on the phone. we all started to play the game where you yell "penis!" as loud as you can, and the sub came back in and yelled at us because the person on the phone was some student's parent. we had to skip lunch for a mentoring session about respect.

I always like students who have fake eyeballs. They prank subs so well.

There was a teacher who taught computers to people but had no idea wtf photoshop was.

repeat thread, why doesn't anyone use the search button anymore?

oh well, this one teacher Mr. McTammany who's a huge arse guy has these wooden sticks he sharpens in the pencil sharpener and he uses them as pointers as well as whacking desk sticks, he broke one in class one day (I wasn't the culprit), so he walks back to this cabinet where there was a whole cabinet full of these sticks, so he takes one out, sharpens it, and then whacks the kid for his stick breaking

Woah, did he get in trouble?

repeat thread, why doesn't anyone use the search button anymore?

oh well, this one teacher Mr. McTammany who's a huge arse guy has these wooden sticks he sharpens in the pencil sharpener and he uses them as pointers as well as whacking desk sticks, he broke one in class one day (I wasn't the culprit), so he walks back to this cabinet where there was a whole cabinet full of these sticks, so he takes one out, sharpens it, and then whacks the kid for his stick breaking
That teacher needs to go to jail or something.

One time last year our teacher was at her desk and two kids threw paper balls at eachother. I got hit with one. I threw it at my best friend and she threw it at someone else. soon everyone had their own and were hurling them across the room. all while the teacher was checking her email. She tunred aroudn midthrow of one. But we didn;t get in trouble, she laughed and let us go on with it. It was great.

One time last year our teacher was at her desk and two kids threw paper balls at eachother. I got hit with one. I threw it at my best friend and she threw it at someone else. soon everyone had their own and were hurling them across the room. all while the teacher was checking her email. She tunred aroudn midthrow of one. But we didn;t get in trouble, she laughed and let us go on with it. It was great.
Man...that teacher is so cool, there should be more teachers like that.

I know...It was great. I also have a really cool math teahcer this year that gives us time to talk and such EVERY class.

In second grade someone stole me easter basket, so my teacher came to my house ON SATURDAY and gave me some candy and a bag of chips.

I know...It was great. I also have a really cool math teahcer this year that gives us time to talk and such EVERY class.

In second grade someone stole me easter basket, so my teacher came to my house ON SATURDAY and gave me some candy and a bag of chips.
Well...that's nice I guess.

Well I had a teacher who let me do whatever the hell i wanted just as long as i told her what pissed me off that was in year 5 & 6

The ABS search button times are so gone.

One time my teacher was looking at a girlie magazine, so I asked him "Mr. Farre, Why are you looking at porn?". He looked back at me and slapped me. Thanks to me and my master skills, I got him in trouble and he got fired. They had proof because the whole thing was on security cameras.

I had a teacher, Mrs terry...We call her Mrs Terror. she has a voice like a thousand harps...being played by monekeys. she screams at everyone and harrases me 24/7.

I feel bad for my history teacher, he just got out of college and came here, and can not handle any class. They all cuss him out and throw spitballs and stuff at him. Im surprised he doesnt roll up in a little ball and cry.

The ABS search button times are so gone.

One time my teacher was looking at a girlie magazine, so I asked him "Mr. Farre, Why are you looking at porn?". He looked back at me and slapped me. Thanks to me and my master skills, I got him in trouble and he got fired. They had proof because the whole thing was on security cameras.

Hahahaha. Good job.

The ABS search button times are so gone.

One time my teacher was looking at a girlie magazine, so I asked him "Mr. Farre, Why are you looking at porn?". He looked back at me and slapped me. Thanks to me and my master skills, I got him in trouble and he got fired. They had proof because the whole thing was on security cameras.
You should have asked him to hook you up with some, and if he's about to slap you then threaten to tell on him.Nah don't do it, what you did was right anyways.

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Er...right.

Well we have this amazing history teacher who is known as G-Rex to everyone (he quite likes the name). Anyway, we were looking at the Nazi's rise to powere in Germany, and at the end of the lesson as we were leaving the class one idiot asked "Oh sir, we shuld start the G-Rex youth!".

Silence.

He was so shocked by the utter tastelessness of the comment that he just couldn't bring himself to answer. Normally if a rude comment is made or of someone interrups goes totally nuclear and verbally disembowels the perpetrator (this rarely happens though).

But he was stunned.

We all left the class amazed and asking ourselves if what we had really heard it right - how anyone could asks such an offensive question to one of the nicest teachers we know?

Right?

Yes, it's true.