View Full Version : I hate teachers.


aaproductions
05-01-2006, 03:33 PM
Today, I was talking to this teacher about our Science Project, and she said:

"Well, your INTERNET RESOURCES should be done today, because thats the ONLY thing you think about".

Then she called me a computer nerd.

I really dont understand, shes the one 24/7 on her PC during class, not me.

I hate teachers.

Frookie
05-01-2006, 03:49 PM
what a stupid ***** she is, we have this sexist weight training teacher at my school who lets girls do whatever they want and makes guys do really impossible stuff

~*Kelsie*~
05-01-2006, 03:54 PM
I hate teachers like that, they think they know everything, don't they. /shrugs.

gwia
05-01-2006, 04:14 PM
We had a teacher last year who looked down girls tops, the sad thing is some of them where bragging about it

~*Kelsie*~
05-01-2006, 04:27 PM
A teacher looking down girls tops, that's pretty sick. I would have brought it up with the Principal and told him/her what was going on.

paranoia
05-01-2006, 04:40 PM
We once had a History teacher who was very strange.He would force us to stand up and sit down,give us useless facts about what we were studying (did you know that when the British destroyed Buffalo,N.Y,they left the brothel intact?),blathered about the Army,and once threw a kid to the ground.He kept teasing me because I laughed whenever he mentioned death.His classes were fun,but I was only one of 5 people who passed because he hardly taught us anything.

~*Kelsie*~
05-01-2006, 04:44 PM
haha that's weird Paranoia, My alg teacher calls himself a "pimp" in class. He also tries to act all ghetto, it's the funniest thing..seeing a 40 year old guy trying to dance to 50 cent.

Zetex
05-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Today, I was talking to this teacher about our Science Project, and she said:

"Well, your INTERNET RESOURCES should be done today, because thats the ONLY thing you think about".

Then she called me a computer nerd.

I really dont understand, shes the one 24/7 on her PC during class, not me.

I hate teachers.
Tell your teacher to quit getting stuffed by her students

The Perfect Seven
05-01-2006, 04:53 PM
Don't let school interfere with your education
-Mark Twain

Frookie
05-01-2006, 05:39 PM
don't let teachers who don't allow any fun at all to teach

paranoia
05-01-2006, 05:41 PM
Socks + Chloroform + Teachers' throats = FUN!

Frookie
05-01-2006, 05:43 PM
bowling ball + hall + 10 teachers in a pin slot = teach that biatch!

Drunken_Shinobi
05-01-2006, 11:46 PM
Today, I was talking to this teacher about our Science Project, and she said:

"Well, your INTERNET RESOURCES should be done today, because thats the ONLY thing you think about".

Then she called me a computer nerd.

I really dont understand, shes the one 24/7 on her PC during class, not me.

I hate teachers.
Your teacher is a prick.

Ravin
05-01-2006, 11:48 PM
The real question is....would you bang her?

Frookie
05-02-2006, 05:03 AM
lmao, well, that actually is the real question: Bang or Not Bang?

Rabbit face
05-02-2006, 05:29 AM
some teachers r perves!! our zulu teacher is funny!! anyways we have so many lesbian teachers in my school its so not right.

bassman420
05-02-2006, 09:25 AM
mmmmmmmm lesbian seagull i mean teacher

Frookie
05-02-2006, 04:02 PM
yeah, we had this hot *** teacher named Mrs. Zebulske and someone was giving a presentation and he had a boner and she couldn't help but tell him to relax and get the blood flowing to his brain

aaproductions
05-02-2006, 05:58 PM
yeah, we had this hot *** teacher named Mrs. Zebulske and someone was giving a presentation and he had a boner and she couldn't help but tell him to relax and get the blood flowing to his brain

HAHA!

bassman420
05-02-2006, 06:01 PM
ha ha i had a hot math teacher and i got 51 next year i had this old wrinkly think i got 98 do you think that could have been the issue

~*Kelsie*~
05-02-2006, 06:01 PM
yeah, we had this hot *** teacher named Mrs. Zebulske and someone was giving a presentation and he had a boner and she couldn't help but tell him to relax and get the blood flowing to his brain
Nothing to say except...LOL ;]

Frookie
05-02-2006, 06:07 PM
it was the funniest thing ever because the kid was so embarassed he ran crying home to his mom

paranoia
05-02-2006, 06:08 PM
Why does it seem that the math teachers are usually the hottest?I can't stop staring at my math teacher,Mrs.Hawkins.

Drunken_Shinobi
05-02-2006, 06:09 PM
yeah, we had this hot *** teacher named Mrs. Zebulske and someone was giving a presentation and he had a boner and she couldn't help but tell him to relax and get the blood flowing to his brain
Owned.

aaproductions
05-02-2006, 06:09 PM
it was the funniest thing ever because the kid was so embarassed he ran crying home to his mom

Did the kid get a boner because of the teacher? Still, HAHA!

Drunken_Shinobi
05-02-2006, 06:11 PM
He probrably masturbates to the teacher or everyone talks crap about how much of a loser he is. Which reminds me, one time this guy had to crap real bad but the teacher said "No class is almost over." He couldn't hold it so he crapped his pants and said in chinese "I CRAPPED MAH PANTS TEACHER!!!" Everyone laughed at him so hard and now he's such a big loser. Everyone talks crap about him because he tries to act cool even though he crapped himself in Chinese class.

bassman420
05-02-2006, 06:15 PM
lol well i got you all topped i had mine 2 years in a row she taught grade 10 then 11 and she managed to get hotter the second time around and she was straight out of university so she was like only 5 years older and her name was Ms. Cox http://www.ratemyteachers.ca/schools/ontario/sarnia/northern_collegiate_institute_%2526_vocational_sch ool/cox

Frookie
05-02-2006, 07:28 PM
is there an image so we can actually see her?

and no, that doesn't top all of us, I mean a kid getting a boner and actually having to go to the health room, but apparently he went to the bathroom first to relieve the pressure

bassman420
05-02-2006, 09:16 PM
hahahahaha lol

Who Wants Grapes?
05-02-2006, 09:25 PM
lmao
My P.E. teacher does the same. Stands around flirting with girls while we do some ridiculous activity.

Ravin
05-02-2006, 11:33 PM
I had one bangable teacher in high school. She was 23 when i was in grade 9. Small, and small in the chest area. For a woman named Miss Chester, you would think bigger. Would still do her. No only if these damn universities would get some hot teachers. Hot Teachers = More attendence in class.

Drunken_Shinobi
05-03-2006, 05:26 PM
lmao
My P.E. teacher does the same. Stands around flirting with girls while we do some ridiculous activity.
My middle school P.E teacher does that, and my history teacher flirts with the Asian chicks.

treefalse
05-03-2006, 08:01 PM
My teachers, except my math teachers, really follow the rules... then again my English and History teacher txts her daughters every day. My math teacher is hilarious, jokes around and tells stories, but we can't so much as sneeze when he's teaching.

Frookie
05-04-2006, 04:40 PM
well, that sucks, but your sig is funny with the Wii

paranoia
05-04-2006, 05:00 PM
The #1 source of perverted jokes!

I'm playing with my Wii.
My Wii only needs one hand.
I use my Wii to play games about exploring a cave.A very narrow cave.

Frookie
05-04-2006, 05:02 PM
My Wii, when turned on rumble mode in that cave, apparently makes the cave walls vibrate and I hear screams of excitement that must be from trapped cave miners

paranoia
05-04-2006, 05:17 PM
My Wii is hard.

I can eject the game out of my Wii.

Frookie
05-04-2006, 09:11 PM
My Wii comes with two spherical rechargable batteries

Snow
05-04-2006, 09:25 PM
My Wii comes with two spherical rechargable batteries

You killed it.

Drunken_Shinobi
05-04-2006, 11:23 PM
It kind of got killed a while ago. In fact it went from funny to just plain perverted.

Frookie
05-05-2006, 05:03 AM
meh, there wasn't anything else to say after it

Snow
05-05-2006, 10:21 PM
meh, there wasn't anything else to say after it

Solution: Don't talk