I was at this pond today when this duck ran over and started trying to bite me. Luckily it was slow so I got away, but what a jerk. I mean, I was feeding it! Well, thats the last time a duck is getting some of my Extra Hot Picante Beef Jerky! Damn ducks...

Next time, stop by a Chinese restaraunt, and get some duck. Then go down to the pond.

Also attempt to feed them with it, it will scare them away.

LOL That's amusing. The red headed ones are the meanest.