I walked into my bathroom today, which I share with my 3 brothers and my sister, and found this note posted over the toilet.

Gentlemen!
Kindly:
- Put up the lid before peeing
-Pee INTO the bowl
thank you for your consideration of others

to which I promptly replied:

Ladies!
Kindly:
-Stop *****ing

Seriously, just because when women do it it doesn't take skill they think its the same for us.

1. We are NOT firing at point blank range
2. We have to compensate for something that is subject to change direction at any time and will occasionally fire in 2 directions at once.
3. We must account for angle and the affects of gravity.
4. We must compensate for something that changes pressure with no warning. For example, what may be pointed right at the center of the bowl one second, could suddenly be hitting the back of the toilet the next.
5. We do NOT fire a solid stream (usually)
6. We are NOT purposely aiming for the floor or bowl.

This is a skill we have been practicing for years so ladies, give us a break for the occasional misfire.

Rofl
clean it up you dirty person

If they wanna whine, then have a "mishap" somewhere else. Like their beds or something.

Seriously. You could do your business and then clean up whatever mess you made. Then they won't b!tch.

well, what a shame, I just don't have to worry about that, but I do have a slow closing lid that doesn't clang

Nice.

I don't really have a problem with this because I don't live with any sisters and I also pee accurately into the bowl.

At least guys don't bleed their pants every month.

But you don't have to sit on our pants like we do on the toilet seats...well...unless you're a man-wh0re.

But you don't have to sit on our pants like we do on the toilet seats...well...unless you're a man-*****.

I don't have to sit on your pants?

Heh, I just re read what I posted. Sounds all weird-like.

I meant we have to sit on the toliet seats you pee on (if we live with you) whereas you don;t have to sit on our pants. unless you're a man-wh0re. Is that a little less confusing? probably not.

Heh, I just re read what I posted. Sounds all weird-like.

I meant we have to sit on the toliet seats you pee on (if we live with you) whereas you don;t have to sit on our pants. unless you're a man-wh0re. Is that a little less confusing? probably not.
Yeah, that does make sense. heh. ^_^
anyway, if you can't aim...you can at least clean up after yourself! Then nobody would even notice, right? It's gross not to, anyway. I honestly don't think it's too bold for your sister to ask for you to be considerate. XD

Yeah, that does make sense. heh. ^_^
anyway, if you can't aim...you can at least clean up after yourself! Then nobody would even notice, right? It's gross not to, anyway. I honestly don't think it's too bold for your sister to ask for you to be considerate. XD

That's what I was saying.

Glad you're better by the way!

That is hilarious, although it hasn't ever happened to me (a note or similar) since I try to (and succede in) maintain(ing) a clean environment in the bathroom (and where-ever else I am) Once in a while mishaps do happen.


I like parentheses.

That is hilarious, although it hasn't ever happened to me (a note or similar) since I try to (and succede in) maintain(ing) a clean environment in the bathroom (and where-ever else I am) Once in a while mishaps do happen.


I like parentheses.

(They are rather nice aren't they? Like little homes for your words!)

*Asteriks are cooler*

(nya nya)

œ I don't know what these are but they rock œ

¤these thing look like bullet holes sort of¤

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you can't ever beat this though: ¬_¬

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if you can't get it in then put a piece of bread in there and aim for that

lmao, that's an idea

Lmfao nice points there NartFOpc

rofl
yes women do need to stfu
they think everything we do is without consideration...

What? We do things with consideration?

you can't ever beat this though: ¬_¬

(>O_o)> ^(O_O)^ <(o_O<) ^(O_O)^ (>O_o)> ^(O_O)^ <(o_O<) ^(O_O)^ (>O_o)> ect.
Kirby looks crazy.Anyways,I just thought of an invention.A toilet-seat dryer!It works like those automatic hand-dryers,but is smaller,attaches to the toilet,and blasts air onto the toilet seat.Let me guess,you are going to use sarcasm in your reply.

auto-toilet seat cleaner, wherever you hit the seat, it's cleaned by a white hand from a hinge with alcohol and a rag and you're fine

XD I'd like to see that one!

Rofl
clean it up you dirty person


Thats the thing...I do clean it up. Its my brothers that don't. Which was why I was understandably miffed to see that sign.

just tell your brothers that if they want to remain men, to clean up after themselves

Thank you! I mean come one, just clean up what mess you make and it'll be fine...then we won't have anything to b!tch about

You should not HAVE to clean up, only little ones make a mess.

Ok ok...WHEN you make a mess. clean. it. up.

After some thought, for those with truly terrible aim, you could take a leak in the tub. Much larger area to stray in that way. :P

This thread is stupid- women like heigine or however its spelled. Men obviously don't. The End.

Hey, Great talk!!

This thread is stupid- women like heigine or however its spelled. Men obviously don't. The End.


that's a brash assumption. the fact that men occasionally do things that are considered unhygienic, doesn't mean they don't like it. women are 1000 times more disgusting than men. have you ever been into a women's restroom? it's horrible. the only difference in men's hygiene compared to women's, is that men don't complain about the other sex's hygiene as much.

yes, my house we have a bathroom for the guys and one for the girls, but my sisters seem to have migrated into my bathroom, the whole sink, bathrub, and floor is covered in lotions and potions

that's a brash assumption. the fact that men occasionally do things that are considered unhygienic, doesn't mean they don't like it. women are 1000 times more disgusting than men. have you ever been into a women's restroom? it's horrible. the only difference in men's hygiene compared to women's, is that men don't complain about the other sex's hygiene as much.


more the other way around.

Amen.

They still need a mouth for something.

Wow, my brother does that all the time. I HATE it. I don't think any of you guys would want to sit in a puddle of girl's pee, or anyone's pee for that matter, so why blame us?

As for men's hygiene, you should see my brother's bathroom, there is literally black fungus growing in his shower because he never cleans it.

Wow, my brother does that all the time. I HATE it. I don't think any of you guys would want to sit in a puddle of girl's pee, or anyone's pee for that matter, so why blame us?

As for men's hygiene, you should see my brother's bathroom, there is literally black fungus growing in his shower because he never cleans it.
I'm sure your whole bathroom is covered in lotions and potions though

Wow, my brother does that all the time. I HATE it. I don't think any of you guys would want to sit in a puddle of girl's pee, or anyone's pee for that matter, so why blame us?
Exactly. I don't see how guys can think that's okay. I mean, if it's hard for you to aim [[or...whatever...O_o]] then that's fine. But I don't see the problem with them cleaning up after themselves...

Well, for the ones who live with a man, prove to them that you can be clean too. Which means actually wrapping tampons/pands in toilet paper so they don't have to see them... yuck, wash the counters and sinks after marinating them in soap and lotion, and other things. Those are a few pet peeves I have towards women, and I hate it when people do that. Geez, all we have to worry about are a few sprinkles on a seat, that you can easily clean off yourself with baby wipes! But of course, that doesn't give men an excuse to not clean up after themselves either. It's simply discusting both ways. If you're over the age of seven, you obviously know better.

*boy, this sure beats health class don't it*

more the other way around.


nice rebuttal, is there a specific example you'd like to cite? the extremity of female uncleanliness far overpowers the one or two things guys do (which girls do as well, guys are just more blatant).

you yourself seem like a girl who thinks her farts smell like sunshine dust, and every guy is a pig. good job on being narrow minded.

At least men flush, women always leave the toilet seat up and don't flush.

wow...this is just becoming a 'war of the sexes'. O_o

Over who needs to stfu about bathroom hygene.

I'm not picking sides in this argument. Both are guilty.

Over who needs to stfu about bathroom hygene.
Yeah, I know. Why doesn't everyone just shut up? heh. ^_^ But seriously, you're all making valid points...even though they don't apply to everyone. I don't see how this should start a big arguement...<3

Maybe you all just need to stop generalizing. I dont know about other girls but yes, I do wrap my tampons/pads in toilet paper before I throw them out, because they smell and they are gross to look at. And I barely ever use lotion.
Just because SOME guys have bad hygiene, doesn't mean all of them do. So seriously, maybe everyone should be a little more considerate and quit blaming it all on a certain gender. Don't pick on the women just because we are a minority on this board.

Maybe you all just need to stop generalizing. I dont know about other girls but yes, I do wrap my tampons/pads in toilet paper before I throw them out, because they smell and they are gross to look at. And I barely ever use lotion.
Just because SOME guys have bad hygiene, doesn't mean all of them do. So seriously, maybe everyone should be a little more considerate and quit blaming it all on a certain gender. Don't pick on the women just because we are a minority on this board.
I can agree with that.<3 maybe this was just a bad idea for a thread.....=[

Maybe you all just need to stop generalizing. I dont know about other girls but yes, I do wrap my tampons/pads in toilet paper before I throw them out, because they smell and they are gross to look at. And I barely ever use lotion.
Just because SOME guys have bad hygiene, doesn't mean all of them do. So seriously, maybe everyone should be a little more considerate and quit blaming it all on a certain gender. Don't pick on the women just because we are a minority on this board.

Well said. I think I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing.

We all are, (or at least I hope so) since there's nothing else to do.

We=no life

We=no life

Pretty much.

Agreed.

Yeah.This conversation is now offically dead."plays Taps"

*wah wah wawa wah na na naw nay na ne.*