I see. As long as it isn't OG Mudbone with the rubber dong.
I'm pretty sure it isn't unless he actually has the 'rubber dong' underneath those pants he's wearing.

You've seen it?

Not really...but telling by the name, he's probably a porn star or something.

Good point.

what?

I think we're talking about the said "OG Mudbone" he brought up earlier out of nowhere.

Until you figure out how fake it is, the ejaculation is absolutely horrifying.

That's probably something I will not want to watch I guess...

You should try it, seriously. freaksofcock.com

Well...I'll keep that in mind if I ever need to watch something that will further scar my eyes for the rest of my life.

It's so worth it.

didn't we already talk about that?
Yes, yes we did. It's a slow transformation but one day I will be an unfunny ginger hosting my very own late night talk show.

Ho damn. You'll be like six foot twenty too. And Irish.

http://gprime.net/board/picture.php?albumid=13&pictureid=214
I AM YELLING. ON THE PHONE.
allcaps

YOU SAIDaWHAT? aI CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

might help if he used a handset.

true dat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSprF1Zpjw

Haha...very nice...

I miss Trigger Happy TV.

You all are boring me so much that I have no choice but to post this shitty picture of myself about 0.5 seconds post-sneeze.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/4133319032_ae257e0fb0.jpg

I hope you're happy.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa106/happylittleClayFox/Snapshot_20091125_1.jpg

Hot.

Yeah, you like that don't you. You filthy, filthy girl.

Hey, cut the dirty talk out, you two!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/Crimson_Dreams/IMG_2409.jpg

Hey, cut the dirty talk out, you two!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/Crimson_Dreams/IMG_2409.jpg

Nose ring! That gun looks good on you.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/phonepsych.png
CAN YOU TASTE ME NOW?

Psychedelic.... *drools*

Hawt stuff right thar

DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!a

It looks good.

DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!a

I did! I did cut my hair over the summer! Well, Laurelyn and Tammy did. Speaking of Summer, are we still making plans for July? I'm so excited!

If you two somehow decide on Disney let me know. I'll see about joining you.

i WOULD like to upload a picture .. but i'm not hot enough for you guys!
Beautiful people!

Puuuhhhhleeeaaassseeeeee. Besides, it's just Becca, Adam, and I who are hot.

I did! I did cut my hair over the summer! Well, Laurelyn and Tammy did. Speaking of Summer, are we still making plans for July? I'm so excited!

IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOD!

no, no of course not Adam. We are not still planning to follow through with the thing I've been looking forward the most all damn year.

When can you be here? Relatively same time frame as last time? July 12-19? Living arrangements are the same if you're content with them.

Email me and we can sort this stuff out! I myspaced you a long time ago asking if I could send mail to your old address still or if you had a new one.

Puuuhhhhleeeaaassseeeeee. Besides, it's just Becca, Adam, and I who are hot.

Damn straight. I personally have to compensate for my ugly by taking down large public structures with my head. Which makes me more ugly. It's a vicious circle.

You have what I call Novelty Hotness.

IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOD!

no, no of course not Adam. We are not still planning to follow through with the thing I've been looking forward the most all damn year.

When can you be here? Relatively same time frame as last time? July 12-19? Living arrangements are the same if you're content with them.

Email me and we can sort this stuff out! I myspaced you a long time ago asking if I could send mail to your old address still or if you had a new one.

Hooray! July 12-19 is perfect. I've got my schedule cleared!
Sorry not getting back to you! I haven't check my messages in ages. My new mailing address is:
Point Park University
Box 8236
201 Wood Street
Pittsburgh, PA 15222

Anybody who wants to send me anything, feel free! I love mail!

Hooray! July 12-19 is perfect. I've got my schedule cleared!
Sorry not getting back to you! I haven't check my messages in ages. My new mailing address is:
Point Park University
Box 8236
201 Wood Street
Pittsburgh, PA 15222

Anybody who wants to send me anything, feel free! I love mail!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED.

and that's okay, you're a buys buys college kid now XD

Sweetness. I'll definitely send you some things.

So is that like all the planning needed? "Are you coming?" "yeah!" "okay!"
Since you're all adult-like now and don't need your moms okay?

Wait, did somebody say we're going to Disney World?

Yep.

-Nitz & Clay arrive-

"Where's Esmerelda? They said esmerelda was gonna fucking be here. God, not two years in a row!"

Hey, cut the dirty talk out, you two!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/Crimson_Dreams/IMG_2409.jpg
You look like a dirty-ass ho...just kidding. That pistol looks like one of those pistols you get from the cheap toy store...you need to use a realistic looking airsoft gun to look more intimidating than that.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/phonepsych.png
CAN YOU TASTE ME NOW?
That your other pic but viewed from the point of view of a guy tripping out on shrooms.

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2695/snapshot200912056.jpg
I has transformed into a dog.

You are so cute!

a dog is fine too

I lol'd.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/phonepsych.png
CAN YOU TASTE ME NOW?

Seem as if I'm looking at Tyson Ritter on a bad acid trip.

Seem as if I'm looking at Tyson Ritter on a bad acid trip.

You know, I think I'm OK with that. I mean, just look at this man.
http://popawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tyson-ritter-2.jpg
Also, I like acid.

If I were to say "look at this man" to that photo, it would definitely be in a negative context like "eugh, look at this man.."

If I were to say "look at this man" to that photo, it would definitely be in a negative context like "eugh, look at this man.."

I suppose it depends on weather you want to fuck him or fight him. I believe I fall more into the former category. (Nothing to do with his music, I just find him straight up attractive)

You are so cute!
I guess...that dog is fun to have around because it's easy to make that dog trip the fuck out.
You know, I think I'm OK with that. I mean, just look at this man.
http://popawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tyson-ritter-2.jpg
Also, I like acid.
Eh...he's alright I guess.

I suppose it depends on weather you want to fuck him or fight him. I believe I fall more into the former category. (Nothing to do with his music, I just find him straight up attractive)

Ah, yes. The classic "fight or fuck" response mechanism. Intriguing, no? I believe I'm well spoken for in all cases thereof.

I guess...that dog is fun to have around because it's easy to make that dog trip the fuck out.

I approve of this dog.

Surely fighting then fucking would make everything better.

If I ever get in a fight I want to have a massive erection. I don't know how many people want to fight a man with an erection. Plus the whole psychological implications of it.

Besides the fact that his hand is on his penis and he's got the steely cold gaze of a rapist, he's pretty alright.

Don't talk about me while I'm not here to discuss it also.

Besides the fact that his hand is on his penis and he's got the steely cold gaze of a rapist, he's pretty alright.

Whenever I look the picture, I drop a load in my pants. And no, I'm not clarifying that statement.

Whenever I look the picture, I drop a load in my pants. And no, I'm not clarifying that statement.

Did you in your pants?

If I ever get in a fight I want to have a massive erection. I don't know how many people want to fight a man with an erection. Plus the whole psychological implications of it.

What if he knee's you in the balls or something?!
but yeah. The whole psychological thing would make him look like hes homosexual and after the fight is over you can spread all kinds of rumors that he's a homo hahah

Calling someone a homosexual is sort of boring.

Also, homophobic. Are you a homophobe?!

No.

It's hard not being homophobe .. i mean..
I thought i was completely ANTI-homophobic myself but.. then i realised
i don't have something against gays but i don't want people thinking i'm one either.. you get the point?
i feel terribly about it!

Haha. I imagine that's how every other straight guy feels in general, though.

Eh, I've just settled on being bisexual but not discussing it until it becomes remarkably unavoidable.

I'm the worst sexual deviant that ever existed ever.

Completely abstinent.

Haha. I imagine that's how every other straight guy feels in general, though.

Prolly.

Did you in your pants?

*claps* Well played. I legit didn't notice that.

If I ever get in a fight I want to have a massive erection. I don't know how many people want to fight a man with an erection. Plus the whole psychological implications of it.
It would be pretty weird and I'm pretty sure he'd avoid you because he'll think you're coming on to him with that boner. Though you're going to have to find a way to make that 'boner' visible to him somehow while you're fighting him.

coming on to him with that boner
You've probably gone past fighting if this is happening.

God damnit. I was just quoting that until I noticed you already had.

*shame*

Maybe I wouldn't need to get a boner but rubbing my groin or making it look like I'm super horny might help.

You've probably gone past fighting if this is happening.
Yep...nevertheless it must be a pretty effective way to end the fight before it begins, though I don't think it'd be worth it to try that out...

It's skullfuck time.

*pants pants*

No pants.

Did I fix it?

It's hard not being homophobe .. i mean..
I thought i was completely ANTI-homophobic myself but.. then i realised
i don't have something against gays but i don't want people thinking i'm one either.. you get the point?
i feel terribly about it!
I don't see anything wrong with that necessarily. I got nothing against straights but I don't like when people think I'm straight. But then again, it happens 99% of the time, so I can't really get upset about it.

I kind of agree with my mom: it might be better if everyone was bisexual.

I like my own contention: Why even bother?

I kind of agree with my mom: it might be better if everyone was bisexual.

Agreed! and honestly if you take away all the fear/disapproval of gayness then isn't everyone on some level bisexual?

First however, I feel the sexual double standard must be demolished.

Agreed! and honestly if you take away all the fear/disapproval of gayness then isn't everyone on some level bisexual?

Prolly, except for those of us who get nothing from sexual intercourse. Got it memorized?

Then that's okay too. Have you had sex?

Probably not, but I honestly wouldn't remember. Ejaculation isn't that memorable.

I imagine being entwined with another person, however briefly, would be memorable.

Meh. I prolly haven't, then.

Prolly, except for those of us who get nothing from sexual intercourse. Got it memorized?

Enough already, you eunuch.

The only reason I haven't cut 'em off is 'cause they keep my hands warm.

I think there's other reasons lol

Meh. This discussion is rather boring, and this thread is about pictures, not secks. Let's talk no more on it.

http://micah.cowan.name/images/snail_sex_fs.jpg

WHAT NOW?!a

Neat! They also mate facing each other. Humans and gorillas also do this.

Neat! They also mate facing each other. Humans and gorillas also do this.

Also Dolphins
.. and Hummingbirds till and after the age of six <3

Cute Ass btw ;)

Thanks?

http://micah.cowan.name/images/snail_sex_fs.jpg

WHAT NOW?!a

eh, she's hot but not really into it. 6/10

Come on man, JUST LOOK AT THAT SWEET SHELL.

Brown chicken brown snail!

Erotic escargot.

A la moan.

2 gastropods 1 cup of salt

Gastropoda Bigalow: Snail Gigolo

Gastropods Gone Wild: Mississippi

I'M A FUCKING SNAILa

EPIC SNAIL!
http://wylfwt.com/home/files/images/Epic%20Snail.jpg

it is dangerous to go alone. take this