ok this seems like a fun game. not really
if zombies had broken down your front door and were invading your whole street. what would you use to defend yourself. (please use something thats actually in your house) where would you escape. and how would you survive if all your freinds and relatives were dead.

first of all, I'd call my friend who's a professional at zombie killing, he has a book on how to kill zombies that he's read about 20 times, I'd use his swords and borrow some guns and bats and swords and knives to destroy their brains

I'd die eventually.
Thats all that counts.

I would....run away. ^_^

Define zombie.

Ummm I would probably shoot it with airsoft guns until it goes away. Or just play an annoying song so they stay away.

I'd wake up.

Hahaha I get it.

id fart in their general direction

Ummm...I'd hide under my bed and defend myself with a paperclip chain 'o' doom! Yeahyeahyeah! Cause then you KNOW I'd win!

Paperclip chain of doom.......intimidating. lol

I'd cut off ears with knives.

First, I'd slide the couch up to the door, giving them another obstacle. While they're climbing over the couch, I'd throw my TV at them. Then, I'd run downstairs, and get the following things:
Axe
Gun
Backpack
In the Backpack, I'd put water and high-calorie food. Then I'd hop out the backdoor, and run for the water tower, which is a few blocks away. I'd hideout on top of the water tower for a while, hoping help arrives.

Nice

run for it for a start.

I'd invite them in and offer tea.

don't forget to run, leave no trace, and hide somewhere high, take plenty of food, water, and stuff to make signs with

I would turn on all my hacks, which would be God mode, all weapons, infinite ammo, one hit kills, and other hacks. Then I'll own them all.

Paperclip chain of doom.......intimidating. lol

I'd cut off ears with knives.
Nice.
I feel loved. I'm second on your supported list <3 XD XD

People love you...good for you.

Ok ummm....I'd put an obsticle by the door, run to my room grab my airsoft gun, then run out the back of the house grabbing our boat key. Run in the woods shooting the zombies with my airsoft gun, and since the road to the boat dock is at the bottom of the woods, I'm good, I would just drive the boat to the next town.

No...you grab a real gun and shoot the sh!t out of the zombies.

yes.
i would slide my table into the little recess that the door opens into. then grap the aluminum baseball bat that i have. along with my entire set of miracle blade 3 knives (worst buy ever), some food, water etc. and i also have a water tower about 2 bloks from me so yeah. but id try to have as much fun as possible on the way.

I would camp in my long hallway with only one entrance and snipe them with my bow. I might also use some of my home-made fireworks to blow them up.

I might also use some of my home-made fireworks to blow them up.
Hahahahaha.

Ummm.....screw the world and blow everything up, does that work?

I'd turn on the television and make them watch dr. Phil.
they need to know that they don't have to be so aggressive.

Then again, we can use hacks!!

Wallhack to get stuck in a wall.

No...that's what the worthless noobs do to get stuck in the ground. For example, we first give them a noclip hack. Then they go in the ground and we remote deactivate the hack and remove it from them. Then we leave them there to get eaten by zombies.

Or that, that works too.

But I preferably use hacks correctly unlike those noobs.

God mode+noclip.

ok this seems like a fun game. not really
if zombies had broken down your front door and were invading your whole street. what would you use to defend yourself. (please use something thats actually in your house) where would you escape. and how would you survive if all your freinds and relatives were dead.

If this happened to me is I would most likey use a golf club. I don't have guns I might use a hockey stick, but thats about it. I would escape through a window or door. I would go to a church to survive.:mf_microw :wiggle: Then these smiles would help me lmao.

i'd throw little pieces of bread at the zombies and watch it all play out from there

i'd throw little pieces of bread at the zombies and watch it all play out from thereHahah:roll1: I like the noclip and god mode

im already pretty much a zombie so they would walk in and go "hey brother. youre a zombie like us. join the club"

yes.
i would slide my table into the little recess that the door opens into. then grap the aluminum baseball bat that i have. along with my entire set of miracle blade 3 knives (worst buy ever), some food, water etc. and i also have a water tower about 2 bloks from me so yeah. but id try to have as much fun as possible on the way.
WHAT?! Noooooo! i've always wanted those! they can cut a pineapple in midair! (http://www.miracleblade.com/home.html?src=affiliate&aid=13771)

they cant do that. i tried it. there actually pretty crap.
but they do that thing where you drop a tomato on top and it cuts in half

Lol. If a knife can cut a tomato as it's falling, it's chuck norris worthy!!

EXTREME KIDDING!

Miracle blade is nothing compared to the hacks!!

Meh, but koi fish make great umm slapping weapons!

Hahah:roll1: I like the noclip and god mode
Thank you, thank you.

Those are the two hacks you need to survive pretty much.