Your girlfriend's name ends with .jpg

When you cannot afford the products you make.

You know you fail at life when you turn emo.

...you name your computer something sexy

When you're this guy:

OMG, i am so happy that i finally finished how to hack runescape, now listen i dont kno about some of you guys but i was completly stuck. It took forever to bring my stats up, but after a long time i managed,(yes i had no life and i found a way to hack runescape) Now if for any reason your stuck to ill send it to you because its not fun sharing it with anyone else... But i will only do it for the first 100 people!!! So go here www.freewebs.com/linnane33 follow those easy steps and your on ur way to a great account... But if you decide you wanna just enjoy tha game and get through all the tough parts, thats fine but there a way too make a lot of money on their too. SO CHECK IT OUT. My name is tom by the way just so u kno me... but check it out www.freewebs.com/linnane33 thank you and bye
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o one more thing, is this even runescape boards lol

When you say "Owned" and "LOL" out loud.

When you resort to courting the mentally retarded.

When you truly believe that you're cool by making small children cry on gprime.

When you use your internet friends to fight against your real friends.

Your girlfriend's name ends with jpg.

seen that, but still funny, it's .jpg though

when you gloat about knowing something and shoving it in their face when you're actually wrong

When you're Michael Eisner.

When you are a member of Something Awful.

you have tin-foil on your tv because you're too lazy to pay for cable

When you stop masterbating because you think your neighbor wall hacks.

you think those pictures you find of paris hilton and carmen electra are real.

When your name is Michael Moore.

If your favorite food is mini orndoggies

When your name is Michael Moore.that guy isnt very smart. I dont care if hes funny...but really...hes stupid.

at u're 25th high school reunion, you find out you're high school sweetheart changed her name to Bubba and had a sex change once she ended it with you.

when you know more people on myspace then you do in rela life (that would be me)

whats rela life?

whats rela life?

I think it invovles something called friends (I don't know what those are).

When you go to funnyjunk.com

you dedicate your entire life to making a flash that will make newgrounds history.

you dedicate your entire life to making a flash that will make newgrounds history.
Ha. That's when you know you're pathetic AND you suck at life.

Ha. That's when you know you're pathetic AND you suck at life.thats pushing it. but setting a goal isnt bad.

When you say "new pics!!!" at least 4 times a day.

When you kissed your girlfriend, and she deflated.

Not only did you take your mom to the prom, you had to pay her $20. (sound familiar?)

thats pushing it. but setting a goal isnt bad.
Ohhh watch out guys, I'm "Pushing it."

Ohhh watch out guys, I'm "Pushing it."I actually wasn't talking about your quote. but whatever.

When you try to make the comeback of having a girlfriend right when there's a guy you know that said you don't have one.

Ohhh watch out guys, I'm "Pushing it."
When you constantly try to start a fight over the internet.

when you make a thread like this

when you make a thread like this

Shut up n00b.

If you are TheYellowDart

When you constantly try to start a fight over the internet.
I wasn't. You're a moron if that's what you perceived.

when you dump or ask people out on msn

When the only person on your buddy list is SmarterChild.

When you are a fanboy of sponge bob.

When you masturbate to WoW.

I wasn't. You're a moron if that's what you perceived.You attempt to correct or contradict MrNaPaLm32 with every post.

When your name is rehabisforquitters.

When you masturbate to WoW.


Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha


When you think that Michael Moore has a good political opinion.

When You type like this.

OMFG lol.
omg, b33r! STFU n00b, 1 pwn you, lolz.

When you leech for hacks off G-prime and many other places.

When you get a account on G-prime to look for said hacks.

When you make hacks.

When you encourage hacking noobs to try to look for more hacks.

when you think the word n00b is cool and gives you instant forum credit.

When you're a diehard Star Wars fan.

you lose to someone with a negative IQ at a strategy game

When you are the person with a negative IQ at the strategy game.

You know you fail at life when you enter a stupid contest and they say:
"sorry, no proffesionals."

you play "nanaca crash" more than once a year.

When you're a hypocrite all the time.

when you think mario 64 is the best game ever made. EVER!!!!!!!

When you like Shadow the Hedgehog.

When you are a fat person.

when youre obsessed with naming things after cars.

When you make an erotic Mario fanfic

When you wrap your entire house and clothes in saran wrap to lower your cleaning bill.

(I know that was a crappy one, but I'm running out here!)

when u sit by the phone all night waiting for a call/text

when the only woman you marry is your mother

when you say: GPRIME SUxx0r'd3zzzz!!!!1111 M1n1cl1p RU|3x0rrzzzz!!!11

When you draw hentai all day.

When you, you, you, repeat you're self?

When you scam on Runescape.

WhEn YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS.

When you are a Chinese farmer on WoW.

When you poop in your pants.

When you're a crossdresser.

You know you fail at life when you think you are skitzofrenic but really you just have another head.

When you spent your whole life trying to get this one item on WoW only to get it ninja looted by a gold farmer.

When you stop masterbating because you think your neighbor wall hacks.
http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/9431/funnypic2773kw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

When you're a diehard Star Wars fan.
Argh! I am not die-hard....although I doubt you were meaning me anyways.


When you start a controversial thread just because you know others' opinions are not all uniform.

When you think Simba's hot.

Argh! I am not die-hard....although I doubt you were meaning me anyways.
You're right I wasn't targetting you. Anyways...

When you start babbling like an idiot after hearing the problem "What's 1+1?"

When you get attacked by a raccoon that comes out of your wife's breasts.

When you start a thread about war against foreigners.

When this is your reply to a thread about school....
No. Heck no. Hell no. No way. Not in a million years. Never. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. HELL NO. HELL NO F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO. F*CK NO!!!!!!!

...No.
If you wanna see the topic... (http://boards.sega.com/sega/viewtopic.php?t=59038)

When you think that maple story is the best game ever

When you get an egg thrown at your face and someone took a picture of it to post it on the internet as an owned pic.

When you have a god of war signature

When you have a god of war signature
I wonder who that would be...anyways moving on.
When you think Shadow the Hedgehog was a good game.

When you get offended when you hear someone say it's a bad game.

When you are a hypocrite.
You already used that one...
Anyways, when a shovel does better than you on an IQ test.

you write 2+2 = fish instead of the actual answer

when you are the thumb wars world champion

you're warned by an oracle of how you're going to die and don't prevent the causes of it from happening; causing your death

When continually you break to rules on you're favorite forum and blame the moderator for you being banned.

When you wear the same "Roofmasters" jacket for a whole year and deny wearing it or think it's cool when you get to high school when someone mentions it.

the entire world blames you for their failure to achieve purity and are sentenced to death while the rest of the world, finally pure, lives on forever

When you actually buy Runescape accounts.

you're the guy in my avatar and actually do what he does in it to ATTRACT girls

You know you fail at life when you quit Gprime.

When your name is BlondieJeanie1.

When you think you can win an argument by saying "HAXX0RS RULZ!!1one",even if you are joking.

When you try to say the whole word f*ck as a comeback on G-prime.

When you go to the YTMND forum.

When you are a very radical member at stormfront.org.

When you escape reality by watching anime bondage porn and actually think it's erotically stimulating

When you are caught masturbating to that.

When you contribute to the following page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babyfur

When you judge people on how many friends they have on myspace.

When you ban someone for no reason by someone on the gprime irc

When you write suicide notes in any form of blog.

When you get offended at a rated R film because it was too inappropriate for your children.

When you let your kids rent X rated films.

when your best freind is the computer.

When you date by using Myspace.

When you listen to Tiny Tim.

When you ask for respect as a single posting noob.

When you torture the poor n00b until you break his/her spirit and the n00b leaves,crying.

If you start spamming hate posts against Americans. (Literally)

When you pretend to be a n00b who starts spamming hate posts against Americans.

When you use binary to talk to people and they kill you for saying gibberish

When you say you don't care about something,even though no one cares about you.

When you say you don't care about something,even though no one cares about you.
Omg that's meee!! *Sarcasm*
When you crap your pants in the middle of class.

When you spill a drink and it makes you look like you pissed yourself

When you suck

When you look like you typed with your elbows but in reality you were actually attempting to really type.

when you make a thread for people to type with their elbows....wait, thats me. carry on.

When you called veterans noobs.

When you take money away from the poor and give it to the rich, just for perks

When the only person you can cuss out is your mom.

When you complain about all the bad things about soceity,but don't do anything about it.

when you think that posting a serious reply in lots o nonsense is cool

When you think that starting a serious thread in the Useless Crap section is cool

When you got prank phone called and cried afterwards.

When you're a telemarketer and after one person gets angry at you for calling them, you kill them

When you stalk someone and literally wear their underwear while you're stalking them.

When you're the person being stalked by a pedohpile who is old and has wrinkly, sagging skin

When you defend pedophiles.

When you join a gang and you have to kill everyone else other than hot mind controlled women to join it

When your name is jjgamepro17

when your other name is MRLIN

when you make a website for cartoon porn

when you visit a website just to look at cartoon porn

When you have more posts than the moderator.

When you're banned from something for eternity, so you realize that you're a ghost, and you still can't get in there

when you ask for help and people tell you to go to some shocker site (lemonparty, meatspin, etc)

when you advertise your site on another site that forbids you to advertise on it, so you join, advertise in one post, leave, and are banned

When you say, "Hi this site is awesome!!" then leave forever.

When you regret not joining a site because they do something famous and are recognized in the Guiness Book of World Records for it

When you have a Gprime or ABS tatoo.....on your ass....

When the same person gets the cookie this week for over 6 months

When you use "!!!111one" to make fun of people.

When you type all your sentences with your eyes closed, not because you're blind, but because you have nothing better to do.

Note: I typed that sentence with my eyes closed.

i didn't decide who got the cookie that was Guess_who_i_am....I just never bother to take that out.
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When you double-post because you're extremely bored.

When you make fun of statistics by saying that 7/8 of them are made up on the spot and put that in your sig, wondering if that statistic was made up on the spot or not.

When you type all your sentences with your eyes closed, not because you're blind, but because you have nothing better to do.

Note: I typed that sentence with my eyes closed.
Yeah so...I can type a sentence with my eyes closed as well, and that's because I know how to type real well and not because I don't have anything else better to do.
Anyways....
When it takes you 5 hours to type "A".

jeezus so many ppl are against me
LOOK A DISTRACTION

Yes you're fat.

Anyways...when you actually worship Chuck Norris even though the "facts" are supposed to be jokes.

When you invent Chuck Norris jokes that suck

When you think that Internet Explorer is better than Mozilla Firefox.

When you cut all you hair off and throw it into the wilderness so the birds can use the strands for their nests... :glare:

When you attempt to do the same stunt Pink Floyd did and pretty much fail at it.

When you fawn over Led_Zeppelin , constantly try to get on his good side, and treat him like he's your "buddy."

When you threaten people over the internet.

When you say at a forum you hate a specific thing, but are really it's biggest fan.

When you try to attract girls online by showing them fake photos of yourself and telling them about things you really aren't.

When you're a massive smoker, and decide not to quit because "it hasn't killed you yet, and you can quit anytime."

When you use this thread to post subtle hints about other forum members.

When you watch commercials about "guys gone wild"

When you use the same catchphrase for so long that you don't know it has a new meaning that makes you sound gay

When you use the same catchphrase for so long that you don't know it has a new meaning that makes you sound gay
Is that pointing towards me? Wait, do I even have a catch phrase??


You know you fail at life when you open the world's largest computer and software coorperation. Just so you could hack Runescape.

When you put quotes by other people in your sig. You bastard.

When you steal someone elses cookie and the link is still the other person's picture files

When you think that a DDR dance is worth a cookie.

note: guess_who_i_am chose who won it

when you live in your mom's basement

when you diss God and then he smites you instantly after you diss him

though that wouldn't really happen

When your name is bartholomew the mage, of the second age

when you're the new n00b on the block *cough*richmaster*cough*

When you think of making a screen name "uberpimpmeister"

j/k

when your screenname is Iloveguieys and you're actually a lesbo or your sn is Ilovegirlies and you're actually gay

when a group of 4 ppl stay on the same thread to comment on othe people..

When 4 people stay on the same thread and say things about each other.

When you have more posts than the rest of the forums other members combined times 20 and the total for them is one billion

when you're one of those people

When you haven't posted at all on Gprime and you start asking for respect.

hey...like that one link dude.

anywhoo.

When you consult ask jeeves for good comebacks in a WoW chatroom.

When you tell someone to die because they made a better point than you.

When you use the word "dullard".

When you try to be an ass somewhere but someone "outasses" you.

When you're an ass...like really a donkey.

When you turn into a cyborg and sound like the Tachkomas from Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex

When you like the plot of Napolean Dynamite.

When you imitate the Numa Numa dance

When you attempt to do the same Numa Numa as the original but fail at it miserably.

When you imitate any internet icon and/or fad and suck, wait, almost all of them suck

When you know what Troubled Windows is.

When you lose at runescape.

When you still use Windows Millenium Edition.

When you use linux and type "exec GUI"

when you play runescape.
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2696/k9vy.png

when you have to use different colored fonts to insult people and they still find out and bring that can of whoopass down on you

When you go to the store and ask, "where are the cans of whoopass in here?" Like actually meaning it.

[my friend did it as a joke though]

When you still make jacko jokes in 2006.

When you come to a site your friend recommended and try to act like you fit in, ut are really a noob

..MMM..sounds like me...

When you imitate jjgamepro17 in every forum you know and are a member of

When you try to spam Gprime to destroy it.

When you're banned for being a noob who spams the Gprime forum

When you are slow at spamming.

When you don't know why you can't spam faster becasue the forum has a time limit between posts

When you use dial up and try to spam.

When you post so much you get that time limit even when not spamming.

When you go to pop-uppy websites and try to spam.

When you are afraid to go out because you're afraid of pop-ups.

When you have more posts than God does (the deity)

When you try to own God (the deity).

When God (both) calls you a n00b.

When you deny that both God's exist and then they both smite you at the same time

When you think spamming is cool.

When you're Spammer_06

When you spam and annoy people then afterwards give them a site to more spam.

When those sites direct you to their gay dads porno and you actually click on it

When you think we're losers when you yourself spam like a loser.

When you're a spamming noob and are banned to every section other than the one that doesn't allow your post total to go up

When the "losers" you were insulting are now pointing and laughing at you for getting banned like a loser.

I like men.

whey you say that you like men and you don't, and when you say that you like women, and you don't

When you have AIDs.

when you have any std

When you have every std possible to humans, and some known to sea monsters

when you are a sea monster

When you like touching sea monsters.

When you dis another computer system and have no evidence to prove it.

When you think Linux will rule the world

When you modify Microsoft Office so it has Tux the Penguin instead of Clippy.

When you have four posts and you try to tell an experienced veteran to contribute to the forum.

When your name is Led_Zeppelin

When you can't count at all.

When your post total is negative because of your deleted posts

When you can't escape Chinese finger traps.

Hey those things are liek teh haxx!!!1


When you hack......like in general.

Well hacking actually doesn't make you fail at life, and in fact if you hack well enough you can get rich off of it which makes you not fail at life but pretty mcuh succeed because of all the money you get.

Anyways, when you you realize that you're the result of a broken condom.

When your mommy tells you, "You were an oopsy!" When you're five.

When your birth was a result of your dad taking a crap.

When you masturbate to WoW.

i saw a vid of that....

when you think you are better than Mr. T

also when u click this link http://www.google.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

when you enjoy meatspin

When you are fascinated by tubgirl

When you love to shower with fat women who weigh 5 tons and that's the only time you'll ever score

when you kill someone and dont get away with it.

When you land in jail forever and get *** raped by big scary prison hardened men forever.

when you drink some drink that has backwash and toilet paper in it...

When you have a 3 frame avatar. (just kidding)

When you steal someone's tagline from their sig.

When you aren't learning nija ways.

When your name is MRLIN

When you haven't gotten out of bed for the last 10 years.

When your avator is a picture of bill gates in a sedutive pose

When you say to yourself you have no life.