does anyone no any good chuck norris jokes

Please...don't ask that...

Chuck Norris isn't funny.

Who is this this person who you speak of ? Then again, why should should I seriously care?


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Who is this this person who you speak of ? Then again, why should should I seriously care?


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No you shouldn't care

He shaved you know.

Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny along time ago.

Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny along time ago.

Before they were even created.

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No you shouldn't care

I didn't think so...

Before they were even created.
Yep...I just hate those jokes after seeing them just getting spammed all over the place.

Yep...I just hate those jokes after seeing them just getting spammed all over the place.

I wasn't there, but these jokes sound terrible...

http://ytmnd.com/list/?PHPSESSID=307e3d52a4492ab99b30210b82529025&search=Chuck+norris

http://ytmnd.com/list/?PHPSESSID=307e3d52a4492ab99b30210b82529025&search=Chuck+norris
All of those YTMNDs suck.

All of those YTMNDs suck.

What are you talking about? All YTMNDs suck.

Walt Disney: "I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with 'expressing' myself with obscure creative impressions."

~*Walter Elias Disney*~
1901 ~ 1966

Sorry for asking an off-topic question, but what is with the Disney quote?



Oh yeah and I have no opinion of chuck norris

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~afive/stuff/Ultimate%20Showdown%20of%20Ultimate%20Destiny.swf

watch the entire thing. it has chuck in it... but he gets pwnd
==============================
lyrics for above?
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ***
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
==============================
hope ya enjoy :)))))))))))))))))))

somebody posted the ultimate showdown some time ago
and yes i do know some funny chuck norris jokes.

why did chuck norris cross the road.......


because i hate him

why did chuck norris cross the road.......


because i hate him
You're so funny.

every night before the boogy man goes to sleep he checks under his bed for chuck norris

Chuck norris sold his urine...it is now what we know as red bull

Chuck Norris doesn't look at porn, porn looks at Chuck Norris.

Please...don't ask that...
I agree, this is old, just go to the chuck norris facts website.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&search=chuck%20norris%20facts

This. Is. Not. Funny.
It ceased to be funny after the 1,000,000th time you heard one of those "facts".

it's almost like a yakov smirnoff jokes now. chuck norris doesnt listen to music, music listens to chuck norris.

Even better than Chuck Norris jokes:
Death isn't by murder, murder is by death; hence, murderbydeath!
lol good joke uber_jedi that was great

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."

chuck norris doesnt dance outside, outside dances with, uh, ****.

You mean like Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.


I hate those

Chuck Norris jokes can suck my big dirty co.......:dry:

coloring book

Nice save.

the chuck norris jokes are in the same format as the mafia car from Family Guy

English: you drive car; In Soviet Russia, car drives you

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris