Drug dealers- Refer to their clients as "users".


Software developers- Refer to their clients as "users".
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Drug dealers- "The first one's free!"


Software developers-"Download a free trial version..."
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Drug dealers- Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).

Software developers-Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
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Drug dealers- Strange jargon:
"Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".


Software developers-Strange jargon:
"SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
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Drug dealers- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.


Software developers-Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
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Drug dealers- Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.


Software developers-Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
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Drug dealers- Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.


Software developers-Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
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Drug dealers- Their product causes unhealthy addictions.


Software developers-DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
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Drug dealers- Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers-Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!


this was blatently stolen from http://flor.nl

Hahahahahahahahah!! That's Rilli Funny!!!!!

Drug dealers- Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers-Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

^^Funniest thing ever

That's some good crap.

Funny list, I like it

Good find