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john
02-28-2006, 04:02 PM
i think this week's update is pretty good. and you guys submitted all this in just over 2 weeks.. that's a pretty good catch.<br />and that thing i wanted to "do" will come *very soon* now. all i can say for now is: free stuff. <i>(hurray!)</i><br /><br />there are some stories that are just so incredible that you wonder how it's even possible. this austic guy helped out his school basketball team for a number of years, and was so devoted, that they let him "suit up" and play in the last 2 minutes of a real game. the first couple of shots, he missed by like 6 feet. what happens after that, is just simply incredible ..<br /><a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video/autisticballer/">autistic kid owns the court</a> [ 6073KB ]<br /><br />and if you think that kid got lucky, wait until you see this. the guy won a car on a *scratch ticket* <i>(who actually wins on those, honestly?)</i> and the local news channel wanted him to do a re-enactment for them. so they sent him in to buy a ticket, and...<br /><a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/luckyguy">lucky guy</a> [ 2927KB ]<br /><br />and on the less serious sides of thing, is a bunch of people getting hurt :] i wouldn't usually post something like this, but i haven't seen a lot of these.<br /><a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/keepingemergencyroomsinbusiness">keeping emergency rooms in business</a> [ 3867KB ]<br /><br />"help a young boy save his town from imminent peril in this adventure game." it's actually pretty addictive. <i>(thanks "slyck60", for making this)</i><br /><a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/qazsquestthedarkaura">qaz's quest: the dark aura</a> [ 3891KB ]<br /><br />aqeelahmad from quickflashgames made this one. try to "merge" your ball of mercury into the others -- just not the bigger ones. <i>(it's a bit too easy, but if you bug aqeel enough he might make us a revision)</i><br /><a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/mercurydrops">mercury drops</a> [ 17KB ]<br /><br />rehabisforquitters has been working on this for a long time, and it shows. you like like the "salad finger" type animations, then you'll probably enjoy this too.<br /><a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/sixxen">sixxen</a> [ 1464KB ]<br /><br />mrnapalm32's flash skills are pretty amazing. how he does all that 3d work, i'll never know. this is his latest piece of work ..<br /><a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/futurecombat4coarseresistance">future combat 4: coarse resistance</a> [ 7917KB ]<br /><br />i guess just about everyone has been begging for this to get up here. <i>(this is by zeusofcats -- and sorry for taking so long to get it up)</i><br /><a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/hilaryduffcomeclean">hilary duff - come clean</a> [ 6753KB ]<br /><br />diet poop made this extra special valentine a few weeks ago. i promised him i wouldn't forget about it for valentines day.. but i did. oops. so show someone you love them, and send them an extra special "super mega valentines day flash o' doom!"<br /><a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/valentineofdoom">diet poop's super mega valentines day flash o' doom!</a><br /><br />and last but not least, davekmv's site about quail hunting. it's rather... entertaining :] <br /><a class="txt" href="http://www.quailhuntingschool.com/" target="_new">quial hunting school</a><br /><br />edit:<br />i've been getting a lot of complaints about not being able to watch videos lately. would you guys mind if we went to flash formatted videos? (the kind googlevideo, etc use). they seem to have the best compatibility -- seems the best way to go. let me know.<br /><br />edit2: autistic video is now in flash format because some people had problems viewing it before. <i>(and it gives you an idea of what flash videos look like)</i>

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 04:03 PM
Holy crap! An update! Two in one month! It's a new G-Prime record!

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:04 PM
AHHHH!!! HOLY CRAP! I...I dont know what to say! *Im just so happy* ^_^

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:04 PM
I knew it/Made a thread about it.

john
02-28-2006, 04:06 PM
Holy crap! An update! Two in one month! It's a new G-Prime record!

We'll just have to keep cutting it in half.

... so 2 months from now I'll have to be updating every 32 seconds. Hrm, alright.. maybe not.

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:08 PM
I live in the same county as that kid who played basketball, it's awesome, they might make a Disney movie out of it.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 04:11 PM
We'll just have to keep cutting it in half.

... so 2 months from now I'll have to be updating every 32 seconds. Hrm, alright.. maybe not.

You could do it.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:12 PM
oh, i just realized, I might run out of bandwith soon. It's only a freewebs site.

john
02-28-2006, 04:14 PM
i can host if for you if you like. but it would have to be on the gprime page, because the media servers wont let you link from your website..

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:14 PM
For the edit- I can't watch the bball one, I haven't tried the others, but yeah.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:15 PM
i can host if for you if you like. but it would have to be on the gprime page, because the media servers wont let you link from your website..
I dont mind. ^_^

oh, and that "Quaz's quest" game is realy awesome! I wasnt able to beat the giant man eating lazer ball throwing tree though.

john
02-28-2006, 04:16 PM
Yeah , Led just told me the same thing. I'll make it into a flash video.

I have to learn first though, so give me a few minutes.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 04:17 PM
Yeah, I'm better than all of you.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:19 PM
Yeah, I'm better than all of you.
dang, he finally realized it.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 04:20 PM
I've always known.

john
02-28-2006, 04:32 PM
Ok.. can you guys see this fine?

http://gprime.net/video/autisticballer/

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:36 PM
Ok.. can you guys see this fine?

http://gprime.net/video/autisticballer/

Yeah, that's cool.

asfager
02-28-2006, 04:46 PM
oooo that guy is lucky winnning $250,000.

too bad after taxes he'll probably get around $210,000.

DeeBack009
02-28-2006, 04:49 PM
i saw that on espn, imagine all the games they might have won if they put him in. The kids absolutely amazing.

john
02-28-2006, 05:02 PM
The autistic basketball guy is officially in flash video now. If you can't see it now.. then I'm out of ideas.

Stokes
02-28-2006, 05:13 PM
The autistic basketball guy is officially in flash video now. If you can't see it now.. then I'm out of ideas.
I can see it just fine. :D

Looks like a great update! I'll be sure to check out the vids/flashes soon!

I'm looking forward to a higher update freqiency. Unfortunately, your update promises always somehow end up worse than my mom's New Year's resolutions...

:P

john
02-28-2006, 05:42 PM
I can see it just fine. :D

Looks like a great update! I'll be sure to check out the vids/flashes soon!

I'm looking forward to a higher update freqiency. Unfortunately, your update promises always somehow end up worse than my mom's New Year's resolutions...

:P

Yeah, something always comes up. 2 weeks ago my grandfather passed away, and last week I was bombarded with school work. I'm still very behind in labs, but, this is a little higher in priority :D

Firedove
02-28-2006, 05:45 PM
Heartwarming.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 05:52 PM
but, um john, do you think you could host the video here? cause i dont think my bandwidth will hold out much longer, I used a bunch of it up already, before this was added. :(
also, if freewebs finds out that "diet poop" is back, they might just shut me down again :'( they hate me so they took down extreme stupidity.

buyamerican159
02-28-2006, 05:57 PM
ok. i know i dont post here much (just play the games) but i think it is really great that you put up the video of the autistic kid playing basketball. I think most sites would see it as being to "wimpy"

Bravo John.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 06:00 PM
Bravo John.
How bout Johnny Bravo?

rehabisforquitters
02-28-2006, 06:03 PM
Zank yoo fur putting my veedeo an dee site.
I is realleh happeh thayit yoo put dat awn theyer.
Anyway, now I can host my flash video on my freewebs site for reelz!

buyamerican159
02-28-2006, 06:04 PM
heh heh... i used to watch that.... i miss cartoon network. My comment sounded so serious... i should get an emmy... or at the very least... a latin grammy.

DeeBack009
02-28-2006, 06:40 PM
ok. i know i dont post here much (just play the games) but i think it is really great that you put up the video of the autistic kid playing basketball. I think most sites would see it as being to "wimpy"

Bravo John.

how would they consider this as wimpy, its a great performance by some unkown player, by unkown i mean someone whom no one would have guessed.

buyamerican159
02-28-2006, 06:44 PM
how would they consider this as wimpy

I mean some websites would consider in wimpy to have a heartwarming story on it. I case the website wants to appear "tough". I think it is great that he put it on.

DeeBack009
02-28-2006, 06:49 PM
to me, it may not be heartwarming, but f****** awesome

murderbydeath
02-28-2006, 06:49 PM
the flash format loads a lot faster. i like it.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 07:27 PM
The quality seems poor, or was that just the file?

I bet the coach feels stupid for not putting in that autistic kid.

Snow
02-28-2006, 07:36 PM
I bet the other kids feel bad that a retard can own them.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 07:47 PM
I bet the other kids feel bad that a retard can own them.
he's not retarded, he's autistic.

Snow
02-28-2006, 07:51 PM
Yeah, I know.


His case isn't that severe.

theterg
02-28-2006, 08:01 PM
I just joined to throw in a few cents about the player issue.

When i first visited this site in firefox, the two non-flash videos that were on the front page did not load. The windows media player plugin appeared to load fine, but the play button was greyed out and nothing moved.

I tested it in IE, and the videos played fine, right in the webbrower.

I went back to firefox while writing this post, and suddenly the videos worked. How about that....

And to possibly keep this on topic, the second clip from the emergency room compilation, and the one where the woman riding the bicycle gets hit by the RC car were both awesome ;)

bfchickenchaser
02-28-2006, 08:25 PM
I LOVED the update. How do i beat the tree on qaz's quest?? I died like 95302095 times. Someone plz tell. Lol. I can't do it.
I was so excited to see napalm, diet poop, and rehabisforquitter's vids on the site. I loved them all in the forum.

AwesomeSauce
02-28-2006, 09:47 PM
I loved the Qaz's Quest games... too short, though, I can't wait for the next one. One of the first games I've been able to get all of the way through...

To get past the tree, just torch the end of the roots

Ilikepandas
03-01-2006, 01:24 AM
Yay! Hillary Duff thing made it in

Stokes
03-01-2006, 10:55 AM
Just one question; why is the "Duron Challenge" on the videos page?

Are you stocking it for another update or an edit to this one?

And you should consider using this one (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2002543555041596448&q=GPrime%20Roxxorz) too; it's essentially the same concept but they do it to more powerful processors (not to mention more than one).

NSF12345
03-01-2006, 06:59 PM
that hilary duff spoof video is BRILLIANT!!
****************************** (lots of stars) for whoever did it. my girlfriend ended up asking why i was laughin down the phone lol

Nick

Nemetacyst26
03-01-2006, 11:14 PM
woooooooooooooooo update!!!!!

watching that video was painfull...
that autistic kid is better than i could ever be...
etc etc...great update

one problem.....in future combat 4

why is a warthog (tankbuster) or w/e you want to call it...
dropping a bomb....
the only tank was blown away with a rpg...
whatever...it was still awesome...

treefalse
03-02-2006, 11:00 AM
That was a nice update! I beat the game and watched everything, and all of it was cool.

diet poop
03-02-2006, 11:30 AM
That was a nice update! I beat the game and watched everything, and all of it was cool.
did you enjoy MINE? *wink wink*

theterg
03-03-2006, 05:37 PM
Just one question; why is the "Duron Challenge" on the videos page?

Are you stocking it for another update or an edit to this one?

And you should consider using this one (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2002543555041596448&q=GPrime%20Roxxorz) too; it's essentially the same concept but they do it to more powerful processors (not to mention more than one).

These are totally fake, you know... It's a firecracker underneath the table. There is no way for the chip to blow a hole in the table, and even if it could the motherboard would not remain motionless, and the hole would not be perfect.

origin
03-04-2006, 12:44 PM
Yeah, I know.

Really? Your first comment proved that you don't.

Snow
03-04-2006, 12:46 PM
Really? Your first comment proved that you don't.

Wow

Scotty
03-05-2006, 05:30 AM
Holy ****, I actually liked the flash Rehab made O_O. Guess it's been a while. I suck at flash so yeah. Only complaint about it was the ideas wern't realy his own which made it look like a cheap imitation of Ptikobj. By the way, the thing that made me laugh was the imitation of an English accent :P Why did you feel you needed to do that? But otherwise yeah, I liked it. Especially the lard block, mindless violence is always fun.

All other updates were good.

wetard13
03-05-2006, 12:57 PM
How do you get past the big statues in the Qaz game? I'm soooo lost.... :-(
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Nevermind... I guess just clicking things does work, lol. *ooooo shiney light*

rehabisforquitters
03-05-2006, 01:20 PM
Holy ****, I actually liked the flash Rehab made O_O. Guess it's been a while. I suck at flash so yeah. Only complaint about it was the ideas wern't realy his own which made it look like a cheap imitation of Ptikobj. By the way, the thing that made me laugh was the imitation of an English accent :P Why did you feel you needed to do that? But otherwise yeah, I liked it. Especially the lard block, mindless violence is always fun.
Ha, thank you. I spent about five hours on that flash (Pathetic, I know) and it actually came out looking okay.

Scotty
03-05-2006, 01:52 PM
No problem :P I never realy got into making flash, didn't have the patience to make things fram-by-frame. Didn't have anyone to help show me how to make smooth running flash files and the site I was using to teach myself were written using an outdated flash while I was using Flash MX :P So I gave up after the first week.

rehabisforquitters
03-05-2006, 01:55 PM
Well at least you bought *wink wink* Flash, and have it available to use.

Marilia
03-06-2006, 05:53 PM
"super mega valentines day flash o' doom!"->That's why I don't fall in love!
"Future combat 4"->It's a great work, funny, but there is enough violence in that contry...
"quial hunting school" ->I get my certificate and you?
I liked the others but it's too much for coment in one post...

rehabisforquitters
03-07-2006, 12:57 AM
"super mega valentines day flash o' doom!"->That's why I don't fall in love!
"Future combat 4"->It's a great work, funny, but there is enough violence in that contry...
"quial hunting school" ->I get my certificate and you?
I liked the others but it's too much for coment in one post...
You dirty bastard. You didn't have enough room for MINE?

diet poop
03-07-2006, 03:48 PM
You dirty bastard. You didn't have enough room for MINE?
I loved your flash rehab, even if it is a dirty ripoff of one of David Firths animations.
I'm Kidding,I'm kidding...

rehabisforquitters
03-07-2006, 05:51 PM
I loved your flash rehab, even if it is a dirty ripoff of one of David Firths animations.
I'm Kidding,I'm kidding...
Now why do you say, "Dirty?" I say it, "Duhhtee," like a real-life british guy.

Scotty
03-07-2006, 06:27 PM
Nah we say it Dirty np, David Firth is actually putting on a voice and accent if you hadn't noticed. See it apeases Americans when they think we realy talk like that :P

rehabisforquitters
03-07-2006, 08:29 PM
Wait, in Britain, do you guys ever imitate US? Like the "Accent" and everything?
Because we don't all talk like, "Mah Sheeyista went dayown to thuh jenrel stawr tuh bah suhm paenuts."

Snow
03-09-2006, 07:30 PM
Wait, in Britain, do you guys ever imitate US? Like the "Accent" and everything?
Because we don't all talk like, "Mah Sheeyista went dayown to thuh jenrel stawr tuh bah suhm paenuts."

They either think we talk like that, or like:

Yo meen ah bee daun wit ma homies.

Marilia
03-10-2006, 12:04 PM
You didn't hear some brazilians speaking english. They say " De buks iz on de teibu"

You dirty bastard. You didn't have enough room for MINE?
-->>Don't be so nasty! I liked the movie,it is quite different (for me), making it interesting...i can't see it clearly, sometimes the screen disappears, but it's a prove that a creative person can do cool movies with simple tools

tee-hee
03-11-2006, 06:36 PM
hehe, i have no accent at all


what exactly is the subliminal thing on come clean flash?

rehabisforquitters
03-11-2006, 06:41 PM
It's stupid. That's what.

Marilia
03-14-2006, 06:50 PM
->keep emergency rooms on bussines- This movies make me feel bad (like seasick),when them have more than 30s...I just like when it shows two guys jumping over a lot of boxes in a market...
->lucky guy- cool
->hillary duff- I don't like her, but I didn't understand the "subliminal" thing yet. But the movie is cool.
->qaz quest--> I LOVED! Is there a sequence?
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http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert20122125060314.gif

tee-hee
03-15-2006, 05:48 PM
The autistic b-ball kid got to meet the president today

Marilia
03-20-2006, 05:44 PM
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Kyen
03-29-2006, 08:03 PM
Actually the flash movie works better as it's not buffering for so long.

theswissarmyromance
04-01-2006, 10:14 AM
Haha i spent about 10 miniutes trying to figure out what the subliminal in the hillary duff vid is... "Does Not Support Stereo Types.
Don't change who you are to be "Cool"
Different is fine
This is some other writing that is hard to read"

Nice update!