View Full Version : The age confession thread...


bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 06:45 PM
Fess up. How old are you? I know we got some kiddies. I think it's a good idea if captain creepy (the pedophile lol) stays out of here. I'll start by saying i'm 15. I didn't even know what a forum was til i was like 13. So little kids, have a cookie.
http://www.hostmypic.info/uploads/95af5e3cd8.jpg

Painintheglavin
02-26-2006, 07:49 PM
14.And I already have a cookie.

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 07:52 PM
lol. That's too bad. I guess someone else get's my cookie. Mine's so much bigger.

rehabisforquitters
02-26-2006, 08:54 PM
I am seven years old for reals. AND I'm friggen rad.

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 08:57 PM
I think you deserve the cookie.

diet poop
02-26-2006, 09:04 PM
I think it's a good idea if captain creepy (the pedophile lol) stays out of here.
http://www.hostmypic.info/uploads/95af5e3cd8.jpg
This threads or the forum?
I'm 14

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 09:20 PM
This threads or the forum?
I'm 14

This thread. Cool. I used to be 14. Like...a couple months ago. Now i can drive.

diet poop
02-26-2006, 09:27 PM
Cool. I used to be 14.
wow, did you realy have to tell me that? Isn't that obvious?
Now i can drive.
amazing! Because of course, the ability to drive has everything to do with being 15! lets see, my girlfriend is 15, my sister is 15, my best friend is 15, is there realy any difference from being 14? no.

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 09:57 PM
wow, did you realy have to tell me that? Isn't that obvious?

amazing! Because of course, the ability to drive has everything to do with being 15! lets see, my girlfriend is 15, my sister is 15, my best friend is 15, is there realy any difference from being 14? no.

Ah, when you turn 15, you'll understand. There IS a difference. Yes, you can drive but it's more than that. I can't explain it to a 14 year old. Ask your girlfriend to tell you about it. Or your sister. Or best friend. Or wait. Either way, have a nice day.

Heyyou27
02-26-2006, 10:03 PM
Ah, when you turn 15, you'll understand. There IS a difference. Yes, you can drive but it's more than that. I can't explain it to a 14 year old. Ask your girlfriend to tell you about it. Or your sister. Or best friend. Or wait. Either way, have a nice day.
Wait until you turn 18, then you'll understand.

diet poop
02-26-2006, 10:17 PM
Ah, when you turn 15, you'll understand. There IS a difference. Yes, you can drive but it's more than that. I can't explain it to a 14 year old. Ask your girlfriend to tell you about it. Or your sister. Or best friend. Or wait. Either way, have a nice day.
because i can't drive now? 0_o

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 10:19 PM
because i can't drive now? 0_o

I don't know. I was making random stuff up. I'm not at all diferent from when i was 14. I don't drive at all. I have my permit but i don't use it.

Boong
02-26-2006, 10:21 PM
Im 13

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 10:27 PM
Sweet. You're a teen.

Boong
02-26-2006, 10:27 PM
yeah...

Firedove
02-26-2006, 10:42 PM
15

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 10:42 PM
You're NOT older than me??

Firedove
02-26-2006, 10:45 PM
September 28, 1990

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 11:11 PM
HA! August 20, 1990

Zetex
02-26-2006, 11:49 PM
march 21, 1991

bfchickenchaser
02-26-2006, 11:57 PM
HA x 2!!

rehabisforquitters
02-27-2006, 01:59 AM
I changed my mind. I'm nine years old and I'm still friggen rad.

Ilikepandas
02-27-2006, 02:37 AM
Younger than all of you. 38 and living in my mums basement. My ex wife lives upstairs

WTF?
02-27-2006, 04:16 AM
wow, did you realy have to tell me that? Isn't that obvious?

amazing! Because of course, the ability to drive has everything to do with being 15! lets see, my girlfriend is 15, my sister is 15, my best friend is 15, is there realy any difference from being 14? no.
must be that special time of the month again...

Junk_Train
02-27-2006, 07:07 AM
Somewhere in my 20's and that's all you will get to know. :)

Stokes
02-27-2006, 09:21 AM
wow, did you realy have to tell me that? Isn't that obvious?

amazing! Because of course, the ability to drive has everything to do with being 15! lets see, my girlfriend is 15, my sister is 15, my best friend is 15, is there realy any difference from being 14? no.
Your freedom increases exponentially at age 16. Having a job without any cost-of-living rocks! xD

And where I live (Ohio) you can't get your license until you're 16. Isn't it like that in the rest of the US?

17 here.

Led_Zeppelin
02-27-2006, 04:27 PM
I'm 16.

Snow
02-27-2006, 04:27 PM
13


And, in New York the driving age is 16, I know in some states like California it's 15 (I don't know any other states that have that law though).

Charles rules you all!
02-27-2006, 04:44 PM
March 29, 1991. 14 for the people who dont care to figure it out.

bfchickenchaser
02-27-2006, 08:33 PM
13


And, in New York the driving age is 16, I know in some states like California it's 15 (I don't know any other states that have that law though).


Kansas too. I don't live there but my best friend moved there.

rehabisforquitters
02-27-2006, 09:06 PM
I'm changing back to seven years old. I want a HOT seven year-old girlfriend to meet me at the park in my-I mean my dad's white, windowless van.

gwia
02-27-2006, 09:11 PM
I'm 13 and you can't get your license until you're 16 down here

Boong
02-27-2006, 09:14 PM
13 boring

Drunken_Shinobi
02-27-2006, 09:15 PM
I'm 15, and it says my age right there to the left
<-----------------

bfchickenchaser
02-27-2006, 09:16 PM
I'm 15, and it says my age right there to the left
<-----------------

Have you ever been drunk?

diet poop
02-27-2006, 09:17 PM
theres a pretty good chance

Drunken_Shinobi
02-27-2006, 09:18 PM
Have you ever been drunk?
Well...no because I don't drink beer, I drink Dr.Pepper.

Swiss Cheese
02-27-2006, 09:32 PM
I'm 28 according to my genitalia, but iirc I'm 14 years old.

Snow
02-27-2006, 10:07 PM
I'm 28 according to my genitalia, but iirc I'm 14 years old.

Rightio then.

rehabisforquitters
02-27-2006, 10:15 PM
They've done studies and concluded that 95 percent of males who openly talk about their genitalia are insecure about their performance in bed or penis size. Just stating the facts.

Snow
02-27-2006, 10:19 PM
Owned.

Loza
02-28-2006, 03:42 AM
whoa i'm 13 in like 3 weeks but be warned i'm very mature for my age

gwia
02-28-2006, 04:12 AM
whoa i'm 13 in like 3 weeks but be warned i'm very mature for my age
and so was I

Captain Creepy
02-28-2006, 07:46 AM
:mf_laughb Nya,nyh- I'm crashing the party 'cause you guys never let me have any fun. *stomps foot*

diet poop
02-28-2006, 09:17 AM
:mf_laughb Nya,nyh- I'm crashing the party 'cause you guys never let me have any fun. *stomps foot*
Age? :rm_shifty






















I like you. ^_^ you're nice.:wiggle:

Junk_Train
02-28-2006, 10:36 AM
Fruits of the Earth!

Captain Creepy
02-28-2006, 11:25 AM
Age? :rm_shifty
I like you. ^_^ you're nice.:wiggle:

Age: somewhere between 52 and 54. Maybe I should change my name to Grandma Creepy.

I like you too, in a grandmotherly way.

uber_jedi
02-28-2006, 02:25 PM
I doubt that I will live past 30. Someone is bound to kill me by then, I don't know who, how or why though.

Heyyou27
02-28-2006, 03:06 PM
I doubt that I will live past 30. Someone is bound to kill me by then, I don't know who, how or why though.
It'll probably be best buy, catching you shoplifting.

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:00 PM
Age: somewhere between 52 and 54. Maybe I should change my name to Grandma Creepy.

I like you too, in a grandmotherly way.

That's a little old to be on Gprime.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:02 PM
That's a little old to be on Gprime.
you're never too old for gprime!

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:04 PM
you're never too old for gprime!

She's older than my parents, who are 49 and 46, That's like if my parents went to Gprime...

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:14 PM
yea, but your parents arn't as awsome as captain creepy.

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:17 PM
yea, but your parents arn't as awsome as captain creepy.

Considering Captain Creepy that old, and she goes to these websites, I'd have to disagree.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:19 PM
Considering Captain Creepy is the age she says she is, and she goes to these websites, I'd have to disagree.
huh? 0_o

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:21 PM
huh? 0_o

Read it again, It makes more sense now.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:28 PM
shes awesome BECAUSE she goes to these websites.

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:29 PM
shes awesome BECAUSE she goes to these websites.

I bet she lives in her parents basement, and has no friends or job.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 04:33 PM
I bet she lives in her parents basement, and has no friends or job.
53 and living in her parents basement? Thats stupid.

Snow
02-28-2006, 04:37 PM
53 and living in her parents basement? Thats stupid.

You never know.

Heyyou27
02-28-2006, 05:35 PM
You never know.
Harsh reality: at that age her parents probably aren't around.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 05:40 PM
Harsh reality: at that age her parents probably aren't around.
yea

Ryu-Nacho
02-28-2006, 05:41 PM
I bet you guys can't guess my age.
*Hint-it says it in my profile.











<----------------- Right around there.*

diet poop
02-28-2006, 05:54 PM
I bet you guys can't guess my age.
*Hint-it says it in my profile.











<----------------- Right around there.*

up a little.

hmmm, let me see....18? I GET A COOKIE!

Ryu-Nacho
02-28-2006, 06:04 PM
Not just one cookie!
http://i.ivillage.com/goodhousekeeping/hp/october/recipes/Cookie-Jar-Classics.jpg

diet poop
02-28-2006, 06:06 PM
WHOO HOOO!!! *runs up a tree**munch munch munch*

viper.gtsr
02-28-2006, 07:02 PM
March 19th, 1994.
Thats 11, soon to be 12.
Can i have a cookie, diet poop?
:(

diet poop
02-28-2006, 07:15 PM
March 19th, 1994.
Thats 11, soon to be 12.
Can i have a cookie, diet poop?
:(
well suuuurrrre! :wiggle:

viper.gtsr
02-28-2006, 07:36 PM
well suuuurrrre! :wiggle:
Thanks!:wiggle:
Cookie is now gone.

bfchickenchaser
02-28-2006, 08:14 PM
I belive my cookie is still up for grabs (look at the first post in the thread...)

viper.gtsr
02-28-2006, 08:18 PM
http://www.hostmypic.info/uploads/95af5e3cd8.jpg (http://www.hostmypic.info/uploads/95af5e3cd8.jpg)Yay, a free cookie!

Captain Creepy
02-28-2006, 08:28 PM
That's a little old to be on Gprime.

You're right. I was talking to my co-workers, most of which are mothers or grandmothers. One said, "If I knew my little girl was talking to someone as old as you- I'd be pissed". So this is my last post.

Again I apologize to anyone I might have offended. I've had a good time.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 08:29 PM
You're right. I was talking to my co-workers, most of which are mothers or grandmothers. One said, "If I knew my little girl was talking to someone as old as you- I'd be pissed". So this is my last post.

Again I apologize to anyone I might have offended. I've had a good time.
WHAT?! NO!!! DONT LEAVE!!! ahhhhh!!!! :(

Snow
02-28-2006, 08:32 PM
You're right. I was talking to my co-workers, most of which are mothers or grandmothers. One said, "If I knew my little girl was talking to someone as old as you- I'd be pissed". So this is my last post.

Again I apologize to anyone I might have offended. I've had a good time.

Well, I'm actually sad to see you go, I'm just a kid who likes pissing people off, so I'm sorry if I offended you, no joke.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 08:33 PM
You're right. I was talking to my co-workers, most of which are mothers or grandmothers. One said, "If I knew my little girl was talking to someone as old as you- I'd be pissed". So this is my last post.

Again I apologize to anyone I might have offended. I've had a good time.

I can honestly say I won't miss you.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 08:35 PM
I can honestly say I won't miss you.
F*ck you led! :mad:

Snow
02-28-2006, 08:35 PM
I can honestly say I won't miss you.

It's not like I'll miss her, it's just that it was me who made her leave.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 08:37 PM
F*ck you led! :mad:

Someone in their twenties talking to teenagers over the internet? With a nickname as "Captain creepy"? I'm surprised you're not running for the hills.

Snow
02-28-2006, 08:38 PM
Someone in their twenties talking to teenagers over the internet? With a nickname as "Captain creepy"? I'm surprised you're not running for the hills.

Fifties*

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 08:38 PM
Fifties*

Even worse.

bfchickenchaser
02-28-2006, 08:40 PM
Even i gotta say...creepy.

Heyyou27
02-28-2006, 08:44 PM
Give it up; other people have the right to be on the internet.

Led_Zeppelin
02-28-2006, 08:54 PM
Give it up; other people have the right to be on the internet.

They don't have the right to butter up teenagers.

diet poop
02-28-2006, 10:04 PM
Someone in their twenties talking to teenagers over the internet? With a nickname as "Captain creepy"? I'm surprised you're not running for the hills.
Blackice?

nickychris3
03-01-2006, 12:22 PM
Oh please. In a place that has only teenagers, one 11-year-old, and a few people around 20 there needs to be someone older than everyone else looking after us... as MODS that is. But if you stoop to the level of going to forums when you're 53 years old and acting like you're 13 and not a mod (not that you should be... at 53?), there is simply no excuse. No good excuse anyway.

Firedove
03-01-2006, 01:34 PM
ew

Snow
03-01-2006, 03:25 PM
I agree

Heyyou27
03-01-2006, 03:51 PM
They don't have the right to butter up teenagers.I wasn't aware Captain Creepy was "buttering up" anyone, but I'd expect you to fall prey to an online predator.
Oh please. In a place that has only teenagers, one 11-year-old, and a few people around 20 there needs to be someone older than everyone else looking after us... as MODS that is. But if you stoop to the level of going to forums when you're 53 years old and acting like you're 13 and not a mod (not that you should be... at 53?), there is simply no excuse. No good excuse anyway.
When did Captain Creepy act like she was 13?

diet poop
03-01-2006, 04:13 PM
Oh please. In a place that has only teenagers, one 11-year-old, and a few people around 20 there needs to be someone older than everyone else looking after us... as MODS that is. But if you stoop to the level of going to forums when you're 53 years old and acting like you're 13 and not a mod (not that you should be... at 53?), there is simply no excuse. No good excuse anyway.
no excuse for what? She wasn't hurting anyone. Just because she is older that means she has any less of a right to be on here? say gprime lasts for another twenty years and Blackice is still around here. he'd be, what? 47? Would you not want him here? (This whole thing is just hypothetical of course)

nickychris3
03-01-2006, 04:54 PM
She's already gone, when do you two suddenly care so much about middle-aged folks?

God
03-01-2006, 05:04 PM
I....I...Confess.
I'm not really 14.
I'm 18.

Ryu-Nacho
03-01-2006, 05:04 PM
I don't think they care so much about any-one in particular. I think it's more about why you guys don't care for them. I say this is age-ism, or whatever the proper term would be. :P
Myself, I think that any age should be allowed on any forum, with the condition that they can carry some sort of logical conversation.

Snow
03-01-2006, 05:12 PM
I don't think they care so much about any-one in particular. I think it's more about why you guys don't care for them. I say this is age-ism, or whatever the proper term would be. :P
Myself, I think that any age should be allowed on any forum, with the condition that they can carry some sort of logical conversation.

I say maybe 11-35, it does get a bit weird even if they're the nicest people on earth to be over 35.

Respect your elders. Otherwise, I will steal, kill, and destroy.

KABOOM.

Thats nice.

Ilikepandas
03-01-2006, 11:14 PM
OMG PEDOPHILES run aways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!23434

gussa
03-03-2006, 02:33 AM
Fess up. How old are you? I know we got some kiddies. I think it's a good idea if captain creepy (the pedophile lol) stays out of here. I'll start by saying i'm 15. I didn't even know what a forum was til i was like 13. So little kids, have a cookie.
http://www.hostmypic.info/uploads/95af5e3cd8.jpg
my mama said that i cant take candy from stangers

Boong
03-30-2006, 04:07 PM
my mama said that i cant take candy from stangers
I'm aloud to. I just had to revive this thread, it's GPRIME history. *COUGHWIKIPEDIACOUGH*

beastie
04-02-2006, 02:38 PM
I'm 13. hey junk train, how's 28 for a guess

Frookie
04-02-2006, 02:40 PM
if you lie about your age and are a woman, that's natural, if you're a guy and lie about your age, that's natural also, only difference is: women lie because they don't want people to know how old they are, and men lie because they want to be old enough to not be a minor and have illegal fornication with older women

paranoia
04-02-2006, 02:45 PM
I have a confession:I'm not 14.I am 14.5.

Frookie
04-02-2006, 02:47 PM
frookie is 17.0921 years old now

The Perfect Seven
04-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Wow, I thought Captain Creepy was a man... strangely I'm somewhat releived to find that's not true 0_o although I think 53-year-olds should be doing better thinks like gardening or reading stories to their grandchildren ;)
I think as time passes people on the Internet will get much older because more people will have grown up knowing how to use computers instead of just teenagers.

p.s. I'm 4 years old!!!

tee-hee
04-02-2006, 03:00 PM
if you lie about your age and are a woman, that's natural, if you're a guy and lie about your age, that's natural also, only difference is: women lie because they don't want people to know how old they are, and men lie because they want to be old enough to not be a minor and have illegal fornication with older women
Haha....that made me laugh.

Ilikepandas
04-03-2006, 01:12 AM
I thought Captian Creepy returned...

And the modern world is a bit age-ist... I mean anyone who is over 20 seen talking with kids is labelled a pedophile and sent to prison

Snow
04-04-2006, 03:45 PM
That and the part where they're being caught molesting a child.

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 03:55 PM
That's true,



OMG THIS TEXT IS WHITE!!! SO RACIST!!!!!

Frookie
04-04-2006, 04:05 PM
not rly racist, and yes, I am 17

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 04:26 PM
really i am 13



OMG YAY!

poisonedcandy_X
04-04-2006, 05:00 PM
I'm 14...but anyone who actually wanted to know that could have just looked...heh.

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 05:01 PM
Haha, I get it!


neway weren't we talking bout pedophiles? ya they bad!

Frookie
04-04-2006, 05:41 PM
they're so bad, they should be banished to anti-utopia

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 05:44 PM
Amen man!

you mean dystopia right? the opposite of utopia

The Perfect Seven
04-04-2006, 05:57 PM
Ewwwww grossssss

Drunken_Shinobi
04-04-2006, 06:52 PM
Hey...it happens, the pedophiles are everywhere.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
04-04-2006, 08:08 PM
Always watching they are.

yeah...anywhooo...13.

Drunken_Shinobi
04-04-2006, 08:23 PM
Yes and you'd better watch out or you may be a victim next o.O

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
04-04-2006, 08:33 PM
It's not like I'm saying what my address or county is. But yeah. I'm always careful what I say.

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 10:08 PM
Or are you????
Wow, this thread really has gotten off-topic!!!


...that wasn't obvious.

Snow
04-04-2006, 10:33 PM
I turn 14 next week.

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 11:00 PM
Yay for Pink Floyd!!