In a town near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Thursday night, February 23, 2006, a man reportedly entered “Giant Eagle Get-Go” convenience store on 5th Avenue in McKeesport, and asked to use the store's microwave oven.

The female store clerk obliged. When a strange smell aroused suspicion from the store clerk, she went to see what the man was cooking in the store’s microwave oven. It turned out to be a human penis. The clerk called police and the man ran out immediately. The police are currently investigating, and county homicide detectives have been notified in case a crime was committed somewhere in the area. Calls to local hospitals have yielded no reports of anyone coming in with a missing penis. The police are continuing to search for both the owner of the penis and the man attempting to cook the penis.

Was he going to eat it?And maybe it was his own penis.

In a town near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Thursday night, February 23, 2006, a man reportedly entered “Giant Eagle Get-Go” convenience store on 5th Avenue in McKeesport, and asked to use the store's microwave oven.

The female store clerk obliged. When a strange smell aroused suspicion from the store clerk, she went to see what the man was cooking in the store’s microwave oven. It turned out to be a human penis. The clerk called police and the man ran out immediately. The police are currently investigating, and county homicide detectives have been notified in case a crime was committed somewhere in the area. Calls to local hospitals have yielded no reports of anyone coming in with a missing penis. The police are continuing to search for both the owner of the penis and the man attempting to cook the penis.
What next, A woman going to cook another womans Breasts?

What next, A woman going to cook another womans Breasts?

Aren't you only eleven?

You're never too young to think about boobies. ;)

Anyways, thats a very nice find Heyyou. Very disturbing, but...um...very...thought provoking? I dunno what to say.

I bet it makes you feel real warm and fuzzy when you report these things don't it?

Hot Dog!

Aren't you only eleven?
I have been in Sex ed.

Hands On At That Convienience Store.

What is the world coming to? ...people microwaving penises and all....

The local media converged on the convenience store and customers were interviewed about the gruesome discovery by the news network.

Upon hearing the story on the local media, a couple called the police department and confessed that they had taken a prosthetic penis filled with urine to the store in order to heat the urine to body temperature in order to pass a drug test administered at a place of employment. Police then determined that the severed penis was really a prosthetic device known as a “wizz-a-nator” used to store warm urine in order to defeat a urine drug test.

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2006/february/ogrish-dot-com-wizzer.jpg


“Hands down the most bizarre. I’ve never come across anything like this before,” said Chief Joe Pero.

The police also stated the two people involved with this episode could face charges of harassment, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct among other charges.

Giant Eagle, the parent corporation that owns Get-Go conveinance store, will remove the microwave oven from that store and discard it.

Whats Wrong With His Own Mic.?

Whats Wrong With His Own Mic.?
yea, thats what i want to know, why didnt they just use their own microwave?

Aaaah, only in America

I have been in Sex ed.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! you needing sex ed to know what boobs are is funny....

you suck at life

Lovely

The local media converged on the convenience store and customers were interviewed about the gruesome discovery by the news network.

Upon hearing the story on the local media, a couple called the police department and confessed that they had taken a prosthetic penis filled with urine to the store in order to heat the urine to body temperature in order to pass a drug test administered at a place of employment. Police then determined that the severed penis was really a prosthetic device known as a “wizz-a-nator” used to store warm urine in order to defeat a urine drug test.

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2006/february/ogrish-dot-com-wizzer.jpg


“Hands down the most bizarre. I’ve never come across anything like this before,” said Chief Joe Pero.

The police also stated the two people involved with this episode could face charges of harassment, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct among other charges.

Giant Eagle, the parent corporation that owns Get-Go conveinance store, will remove the microwave oven from that store and discard it.

The wizz-a-nator comes with preheat strips that heat the urine to the specified heat. The couple is stupid though. The point of heating it up is when you take a drug test they imeaditly test the tempature of the urine to make sure its "fresh", by the time they got to the clinic it would have cooled some. And the reason why they didn't use their own microwave? Duh.. would you want to heat a urine filled plastic penis in your microwave where you cook??